Skrye's Retard Thread....Theoretically the best retard ever.

[Talonis]

Originally Posted by Skrye

lol so now i begged to come back? hahahaha sorry to ruin the picture youve tried so hard to paint of me but thats not true at all. Why the fuck would I want to come back to that dramahole? A lot of people wanted me to come back and synack had told me a few times to take it back if I was going to but I didnt, and for a reason. Also, out of respect for synack I decided I wasnt going to do it because a few of you were whining about the whole situation, causing tons of drama, and making the good members afraid to speak up.

Is that really how you see it? LMAO. You have got to be the most polluted fuck on the planet. You are better than Baghdad Bob.

Originally Posted by Skrye

You even called me on the phone talonis, and said yourself you are selfish etc.

It's tough keeping up with your bullshit, dude. First, I returned your phone call to me as a favor to Tordyn. So here we are rebuilding the shit heap you left, and you are trying to convince me that it's a good idea to bring you back and let you kick people. I told you we would not allow you to come back if you were going to cause a bunch of drama during our critical rebuilding period. Don't fucking lie, I was present for the phone call. Lay off the glue, you can't spare the brain cells.

Originally Posted by Skrye

Its no surprise the temptation of taking over swelled your head. Too bad you couldnt handle it, I wouldnt be surprised if nairb does do a better job then you.

That is the main difference between us, dickhole. You see guild leading as some kind of life defining accomplishment and outlet for your unfulfilled ambitions and anger. The mentally stable people of the world see it as a collateral duty that takes a shit pot of time, energy, and patience. Nairb can lead. He has it in him. He just needs to let it flow.

Originally Posted by Skrye

I hear all about the drama because members come and tell me about it all the time. They see how things are now and some of them liked it more before, with almost no drama at all. Good luck and good riddance.

If getting your updates from Tordyn or Aurellia satisfies your voyueristic drama fetish, then enjoy. It is as close as you will ever get to being a part of the great guild we built. You are a thermonuclear train wreck with Tabasco sauce and and gasoline poured on top. Continue to spew your skewed view of the truth. The masses are entertained. Your 15 minutes are ticking, buttplug.

[Tobias Fünke]

i got banned for life for saying this on the official forums but i swear to god if someone called me on the phone about this game i would fly to their home just to inject them with hiv or something equally long and painful

[Talonis]

Blame Tordyn. He gave out my number.

Bad Tordyn.

No soup for you.

[Usildor]

Aww shit, someone brought in the soup. It's on now.

[Talonis]

I guess he's not picky about where he recieves his flaming, in my retard thread or his own.

If I continue to totally dominate the flamewar, can we merge the two somehow? There is some quality shit over there that really belongs here, lol.

[Mystafet]

*scratches his Assnipple* Ohhh WOW that does feel good. So I'm sitting back midning my own business and this assjerkclownnippletardtank asks me out on a date...I mean like WTF I'm a Ratonga, not a frickin Homo...Anyways I was told about this marvel of a thread and figured I'd check it out. Ohhhh and does it ammuse me so much that everyone still likes Sir Skrye so frickin much! As I've considered coming back to eq2 for some time, I don't know if I ever will, but I'm sure I will be coming back to Mistmoree just not religiously like before. Just a bored kinda thing to do. I hope Skrye that you will still be there, that we can still get married, that you still love it in the ass (which it appears that you do), and that you will still /report me everytime you see me anywhere near you...I mean what...were you hoping for a restraining order? I mean just cuz my lil ratonga cock was bigger than your's don't mean you gotta go cry to GM's...stop being a bitch and go give mommy a kiss!

[Tobias Fünke]

Normally I wouldn't do this, because I don't think it's nice to post pictures of people without their permission.

but skrye DID post pictures from his whack stash that he tried to identify as Talonis

so i guess I can make an exception just this once:

EDIT:

Removed RL pic at request of person shown in pic. Please see later in this thread for more discussion on this issue.

Thanks

[Talonis]

MYSTAFET!

Welcome bro. Table for 2? Right this way, sir.

May I recommend the Blackened Skrye? There is plenty to go around.

Tobias...thank you for that.

Grandma sure spiffed you up good for the interview, Skrye. The tie may be a little bit of overkill for Subway though.

[Lord Pantz]

Originally Posted by Skrye

And crychtonn and krisiun didnt have better gear, krisiun was like the last guardian on the server to get 60.

You couldn't even kill contested x4s in T5 and T6 was owned by totsm and static.

You are fucking delusional. Crichtons gear was superior to yours. I know you think that couldnt be possible since you gave yourself all the best shit in your uber lewt system, but I remember for a fact comparing the 2 of you and your shit back in the day when everyone hung out on sinking sands and him having better shit overall, theoretically.

[Mojitin]

Even if we give Lord Skrye the benefit of the doubt and say his gear was better than crichton/falter's, Falter could still tank better in worse gear, while jacking off, watching ESPN, and killing Dumperd all at the same time. It's true.