Skrye's Retard Thread....Theoretically the best retard ever.

Talonis · 12-19-2006, 06:50 PM

The biggest fucking egotistical, Barry Bonds Steriod Supersized head, self loving, stops at reflective surfaces, 2nd rate tank on this or any planet.

He single handedly theoretically beat EQ2 long ago. There will be no lack of Skrye fans responding here. Get it started, I'm composing my submission now.

Calthine · 12-19-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talonis

I'm composing my submission now.

I was gonna say, pretty poor flame, but the Alaskan Judge can hold her score for the presentation

Skrye · 12-19-2006, 07:01 PM

Spoken like a true leader. You sure know how to reflect the guilds good nature. I will now crown you and all lotm that represent you the kings of flamevault, and ill even toss in the title of "master of the hairy assnipple" for ya.

The great thing is, I can walk away and enjoy my life, and you will always be engulfed in the drama. Hows it feel to lower yourself to "bitch with a skinned knee" status?

All this thread does, is validate who all the flamers are that like to be involved in the nairb/talonis "fuck me in the ass combo"

I find it amusing that I can add to your gaming stress from replying to your forum posts lol. Nothing like a pitiful loser that lives on a farm and chews copenhagen. Go fuck your sheep.

Usildor · 12-19-2006, 07:39 PM

assnipple?

Skrye · 12-19-2006, 07:50 PM

Yeah for feeding the young sheep their milk in the morning.

Skrye · 12-19-2006, 07:58 PM

You see talonis, it never had to come to this, but im tired of sitting back watching you stab me in the back and flame me on other guilds forums and on here. If you want to start shit so be it, but had you never opened your mouth where it didnt belong we wouldnt have this problem. Its sad really, I used to think you were a cool guy just like everyone else, but I guess even cool people have a shitty side to them.

Usildor · 12-19-2006, 08:16 PM

Assnipple....that reminds me, hey Mys...was it you that made up the "flame insult generator" or meridian from the old boards? I can't find that anymore.

Calthine · 12-19-2006, 08:40 PM

Should we just start a Talonis vs Skyre thread and let you two go at it?

Talonis · 12-19-2006, 08:42 PM

Skrye. A rare specimen of retardation.

You played EQ1 and have never let anyone forget it. I have no idea what your stupid guild did and I couldn't get any father from giving a shit. When EQ2 launched, you called the crane, loaded your head onto a semi, and headed to Norrath 2.0 with dreams of continuing your godlike dominance of your grandma's basement, err, Norrath.

You seem to think you invented the concept of guilds. Probably right after Al Gore invented the internet I'm sure. Reality check, dumbass. You are not the patron saint of guild leaders. You recruited some people and fed off of the scraps of AL, Tribes, and Static for all of T5 and most of T6. You proclaimed that due to your greatness, you had 'theoretically' beaten everything in the game. You sucked up all the credit for anything done by LOTM. Nevermind the other 23 people present. Your guild was a raiding bottom feeder before the real players came in.

It wasn't until you left that LOTM became dominant. It had shit to do with your swelled head and selfish ambition. How many more times were you going to drag the raid force to camp Arazul for your fucking belt? Thankfully, your internet love affair with Rhapture blossomed and you set off from your grandma's basement and LOTM to get a job. Definitely the best moment for the guild since creation - T6. Then Rhap figured out how big of a gigantic loser you really are and went and found someone new. You dumped the guild on Synack and disappeared over night. You haven't a clue what we did to get things unfucked from your 'reign'. More like infestation.

When Synack bailed for Vagabonds, we held it together again. Sans Skrye. [gasp] We built the guild into a winner and Overtook Static in T7 to get most of the signifigant firsts. We made the winner. The funny part is that you truly do believe you are responsible for it all. Let's see. You refused to bring in any warriors besides yourself and Wynd (whom you tipped off when you bailed, leaving us with a pally and a bruiser). We built it. Not you. You left a guild that wiped 8 times to Vox (at level 60). You left a guild that couldn't get a single contested in T6. Zerging (EL'ing???) Terrorantula.....brilliant raid/guild leading.

Listen up, leech. You had fucking zippo to do with the success of LOTM. The members made it great. AFTER you left. You are nothing more than a self-consumed attention whore. Newsflash, retard. When you went AFK in QH for hours on end every day to show off the shit we earned and you took, it spoke to the accomplishments of the raid force, not your sorry ass. It's a shame your walnut-sized brain cannot comprehend how embarassing it is for the members to see you spew diarrhea in 60-69 and have to take the /tells and /ooc's because of your supreme retardation.

The capper was when you came back to the game and wanted your guild back. Yeah, right. You are entitled to shit. If you have SOOOOOO many friends there, why did exactly zero of them say a single word in support of your return? BECAUSE, DIPSHIT - THEY COULDN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF HAVING YOUR INSUFFERABLY INCOMPETENT ASS BACK. Get it through that cro-magnon skull plate, sperm gurgler.

So you started Insurgence. (They are certainly prospering, props to ya) You brought in a bunch of people and...........yup, you bailed again. Way to go, fuckhead. Do us all a favor and go make some Skrye franchises in another game. This game has had enough of your shit.

LOTM has had it's bumps since you left, but the things they accomplished were certainly due to influences other than yours. The T7 legacy of LOTM's time in the top spot is secure.

Yours will forever be a cocktail party joke.

Tobias Fünke · 12-19-2006, 09:01 PM

that was excellent