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Old 05-15-2008, 11:09 AM  
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I have been described as mildly eccentric in my time, but I'm not quite that batshit nuts!

*waits for Seraphina to show up and claim that she really is batshit nuts cause she was in a plane crash and couldn't escape with a parachute since she lost both her legs in the car accident and when she landed she hit her head and she now shares ADD, ADHD, Tourettes and Autism with her son and can't think of anything but sex now.*
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:12 AM  
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She has 2 SK's and 2 Wizzies, wtf for? Oh yeah, one personality doesn't know the other exists.

Damn I'll get this straight eventually.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:26 AM  
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I bet her ass logs in and immediately says in guild chat.."Hey guys, anything going on tonight"

Then she proceeds to greet herself, "hey psycho ball bag.. er. .I mean hey Seraphira"

Then they have a guild meeting talking about whether or not they like the new girl who just app'ed Josslyn
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:41 AM  
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I wouldn't find her stories entertaining if she were genuinely suffering from mental illness (though there is of course the chance that she is in some way, anyway and I'll just have to live with my conscience on the issue of my lack of sympathy/exposing her to public ridicule). If she ever reads this thread, I fully expect her to claim that she has at least 6 different certifiable conditions, including schizophrenia, but we'll cross that bridge if we ever come to it.

We might end up crossing it several times; one for each of her alts.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:52 AM  
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I suspect Seraphira has been doing this sort of thing for a long time. At many points, it's quite obvious that she is very good at controlling a conversation and manipulating people. Though her stories are far fetched, especially if you compare both of our logs, Seraphira always seems to be getting exactly the commodity she was after - attention, pure and fresh.

Here's an example of her in action;

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Hippy: "dont forget to hug a tree today"
Seraphira: "nah i'll just hug my son"
Curufion: "I've been in several car accidents, fortunately I have never been injured in one."
Taft: "with 1.8 mill you could buy some crazy legs"
Seraphira: "and he's driving me nuts. he's 13 and all he thinks about is sex Oy"
She's about to lose control of the conversation, as people would start to talk about their own incidents, car crashes, etc. so she moves it in another direction. To insure the masses move with her, she throws in sex for no apparent reason. Putting myself in her shoes initially, I couldn't understand why a person would say something like that out of the blue to strangers, but I understand now. It's a conversation moving tactic.

I find this person absolutely fascinating in a disturbing, warped, "hey look, a mouse with 2 heads" sort of way. I do not believe Seraphira's crazy in the sense that she's mentally deranged because certainly at many points she displays intelligence and aptitude for this sort of thing, such as shifting characters to help move along her story. What she is, however, is naive that people like us won't go out of our way to show the internet how absolutely delusional and psychotic she is.

If I had to guess, I would say Seraphira's actually male. It's possible she is indeed female, but she has displayed quite a few behaviors and mannerisms that males fixate on predominately. In another log that I don't think I posted, she goes on to talk about what she'd do in the event of a zombie invasion - lock herself in a gun store with a minigun and mow them all down. I just don't know any girl that thinks like this. I even know quite a few delusional girls and none behave like this. This is definitely guy behavior. Further, the over usage of stuff like =^.^= from her alts makes it seem as though she's exaggerating her gender, as does the fact that she apparently has 9 confirmed female avatars (based on names like seraphira, josslyn and meirella). I could be wrong and it could actually be a female, but definitely not a female I'd ever be interested in meeting.

So she's likely really a he and based on the desire to create elaborate fantasies and have people acknowledge them, he's probably either a permanently disabled person unable to leave the house or more likely an extremely obese person, unable or unwilling to leave the house. In either case, probably a shut in. Regardless of that, I don't feel the least bit sorry or remorseful for calling this person out.

Seraphira needs a padded cell.

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Old 05-15-2008, 11:53 AM  
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*waits for Seraphina to show up and claim that she really is batshit nuts cause she was in a plane crash and couldn't escape with a parachute since she lost both her legs in the car accident and when she landed she hit her head and she now shares ADD, ADHD, Tourettes and Autism with her son and can't think of anything but sex now.*
Can't have that in there, she has yet to have any continuity in her stories so she'd have to come up with something else.
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:20 PM  
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(1210057076)[Tue May 06 07:57:56 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "actually she has multible personality disorder"

This is the part that stood out for me, throughout the logs. It *may* have been the only thing true that she said (as long as she was referring to one of her other selves).

The part where she comes in as the guild leader, apparently oblivious as to what Seraphira has been saying. So funny! In which case maybe *she* (the main) is the celebrity stalker! I bet you guys foiled Sera's plans and now she is having to revamp her plan of attack...in a new guild "Killer Mutantcellist Nursehackers"

I look forward to further logs of this fascinating story...
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:21 PM  
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Just omg - 5 stars for utter f*ckwittery!
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:36 PM  
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Default Re: Seraphira, AB (long text):

What stood out for me was the "Pregnant with twins, and about to deliver" thing. I WORK in the EMS field, and I've responded to many vehicle vs. pedestrian accidents. Losing the legs is usually the LEAST of the damage involved...but being devil's advocate - didn't mom always tell us to eat our vegetables?

This chick needs to be put in a rubber room, and allowed to play with Nerf toys for a long fucking time.

EDIT: Didn't somewhere in the logs she also say she had ovarian cancer, and it moved to her uterus, requiring a hysterectomy and chemo treatments - thus making it physically IMPOSSIBLE to have children? You'd think a NURSE would know this stuff...

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Old 05-15-2008, 12:46 PM  
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I am sooo confused. She has ovarian cancer, hysterectomy, pregnant with triplets and legless. WTF.
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