Vesania

They say that every server has at least one drama queen. Boy, have we found the one for Antonia Bayle!

Seraphira, I salute you. Never have I met someone so desperate for attention that they have come up with the kind of dribble-soaked rubbish that you spout on a daily basis. If only you could grasp that people have memories and can work out when the story you tell on Tuesday is the complete opposite of what you tell on Monday, you might not be in this position. If only you could keep control of your mouth so that you stop before the stories actually get totally ridiculous, you might not now be at the sharp end of a RaR.

Alas, you can't, as the following logs will show.


Act One, where Seraphira reveals that she is not only an assassin, but also a nurse and a professional musician. Wow, busy girl, eh? As I made various terse responses to her, I could only think to myself 'What on earth is she on?'


(1210057006)[Tue May 06 07:56:46 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "u know that stalker i told u guys
about stalking that actor"
(1210057014)[Tue May 06 07:56:54 2008] You tell Seraphira, "Vixen, yeah"
(1210057028)[Tue May 06 07:57:08 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "she's an aussie, and they are protecting her indenity!"
(1210057033)[Tue May 06 07:57:13 2008] You tell Seraphira, "that stinks"
(1210057036)[Tue May 06 07:57:16 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "it's their law over there."
(1210057053)[Tue May 06 07:57:33 2008] You tell Seraphira, "she either needs medical help or criminal justice intervention, possibly both"
(1210057056)[Tue May 06 07:57:36 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "so we got her real name who she
is. she's on aussie welfair"
(1210057076)[Tue May 06 07:57:56 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "actually she has multible personality disorder"
(1210057089)[Tue May 06 07:58:09 2008] You tell Seraphira, "medical help then, yeah"
(1210057116)[Tue May 06 07:58:36 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "no one wants to help me get her
address like yah right me hack CBS just to get her ip :X"
(1210057155)[Tue May 06 07:59:15 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "so i am setting up a sting website
with a forum and see if she will take the bait"
(1210057164)[Tue May 06 07:59:24 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "and i will have her ip address"
(1210057185)[Tue May 06 07:59:45 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "because she didn't show up for her
trail"

Seraphira the Vigilante in action. I hope she has a cape.

(1210057196)[Tue May 06 07:59:56 2008] You tell Seraphira, "Just bear in mind if she has mental health issues, she
probably can't help it."
(1210057214)[Tue May 06 08:00:14 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "not to mention she's on the run
and limited internet access, she threatened to kill me too"
(1210057238)[Tue May 06 08:00:38 2008] You tell Seraphira, "At least you know she can't carry it out."
(1210057258)[Tue May 06 08:00:58 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i said come on bitch and u can
meet my C9 M16"

Phew, isn't it lucky that she has l33t weapon skills?

(1210057283)[Tue May 06 08:01:23 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "she can and will. she attempted
access to the usa"
(1210057291)[Tue May 06 08:01:31 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "but the bag doesn't know i'm canada lol"
(1210057296)[Tue May 06 08:01:36 2008] You tell Seraphira, "heh."
(1210057329)[Tue May 06 08:02:09 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i just love flaming her ass on the
boards. she's smart but not that smart"
(1210057342)[Tue May 06 08:02:22 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i hope i am not boring u with this"
(1210057372)[Tue May 06 08:02:52 2008] You tell Seraphira, "Not boring, no. Alarming, slightly, as I'm the sort of
person who leaves response to the authorities: i have to, or I'd lose my job in healthcare."
(1210057405)[Tue May 06 08:03:25 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i went along for the ride since this stalker business. david caruso is just a man working a job he doesn't need this bs or his family"
(1210057422)[Tue May 06 08:03:42 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i am in the healthcare business too"
(1210057460)[Tue May 06 08:04:20 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "LPN Nurse for children cancer unit. they all call me nurse mom"
(1210057494)[Tue May 06 08:04:54 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i actually take the time with each
person i don't view them as case files"
(1210057557)[Tue May 06 08:05:57 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "it bothers me when a kid dies from
cancer, dying in my arms makes me the saddist. last week a little girl annabelle died in my arms and said don't cry i'll watch over you"

Because of course, when children actually are terminally ill, their parents don't do this...

(1210057569)[Tue May 06 08:06:09 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "what do u do in the healthcare bis
hone?"
(1210057578)[Tue May 06 08:06:18 2008] You tell Seraphira, "student nurse"
(1210057649)[Tue May 06 08:07:29 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "my time away from death is playing
my chello on stage"
(1210057662)[Tue May 06 08:07:42 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "and everquest 2. "
(1210057709)[Tue May 06 08:08:29 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i just recently found out i have
cancer ovarian and it spread to my uterus"


Part of me steers carefully in initial response to this, as I haven't seen the full extent of her inventiveness yet and this could be true...


(1210057726)[Tue May 06 08:08:46 2008] You tell Seraphira, "bad news, sorry to hear that"
(1210057740)[Tue May 06 08:09:00 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i just had a hystro and
treatments. so i am bald now"
(1210057776)[Tue May 06 08:09:36 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "i'm alive! gives an insite what
these kids go through"
(1210057792)[Tue May 06 08:09:52 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "the whole unit found out including
the kids"
(1210057832)[Tue May 06 08:10:32 2008] You tell Seraphira, "Insights are always good, that's a plus point"


I'm beginning to wonder again, at this point, if she has an insight into reality. Apparently not, though.


(1210057842)[Tue May 06 08:10:42 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "being a nurse is the best thing i
never did, when i save lives it's like this drug"
(1210057884)[Tue May 06 08:11:24 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "u feel like ur on the top of the world, everything seems so clear, feeling complete joy and powerful, and insightful"


Time to leave the crazy girl.

(1210057932)[Tue May 06 08:12:12 2008] You tell Seraphira, "well, time for me to get gone. All the best, nice talking with you."
(1210057938)[Tue May 06 08:12:18 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "u know love i love making people
laugh, so i bring a clown nose to work with me beep my nose at the kids"
(1210057948)[Tue May 06 08:12:28 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells you, "it was nice talking with u
sweetie. "


Act Two: how amazed I was during a chat about small guilds which took place a week later, when I discovered yet another side to our heroine, this time as her alt Josslyn.


(1210714286)[Tue May 13 22:31:26 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "khyri i know how u feel i
joined a few guilds who basically rode my back do this do that do this"
(1210714291)[Tue May 13 22:31:31 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "this is manatory"
(1210714294)[Tue May 13 22:31:34 2008] \aPC -1 Curufion:Curufion\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "I wouldn't like it if
someone told me I had to be in some other guild because mine didn't meet some arbitrary benchmark."
(1210714306)[Tue May 13 22:31:46 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "not to mention guild drama"
(1210714321)[Tue May 13 22:32:01 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "i got sick of it. so why i made my own guild"


She made her own guild. Remember this bit. It looks as if it's actually true. Gasp.


(1210714335)[Tue May 13 22:32:15 2008] \aPC -1 Aeryy:Aeryy\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "amen"
(1210714344)[Tue May 13 22:32:24 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "guild drama is teh sux"
(1210714346)[Tue May 13 22:32:26 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "no bs, no waves, just blissful goodness"
(1210714400)[Tue May 13 22:33:20 2008] \aPC -1 Khyri:Khyri\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "ALSO, it must be mature, and 100% trustworthy, to the point that I could pass stuff through the Guild bank to my 9 other characters. ALSO, I usually work my rump off on Writs to level, so I expect the same of every other member"
(1210714404)[Tue May 13 22:33:24 2008] \aPC -1 Khyri:Khyri\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "who I'll be Guilded with."
(1210714408)[Tue May 13 22:33:28 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "khyri when i tell them I
have 48 charatchers they fucking freak out oh no sorry we only limit to 10 or less"
(1210714433)[Tue May 13 22:33:53 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "um....48?"


That's right, boys and girls, apparently she has 48 characters. Don't forget her super busy life as an assassin/vigilante/nurse/cellist.


(1210714441)[Tue May 13 22:34:01 2008] \aPC -1 Khyri:Khyri\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "Yup. I have 10 I log on
routinelym, and I few others I have active, just because."
(1210714449)[Tue May 13 22:34:09 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "yes, i have 4 station acess accounts"


Maybe she has those 4 jobs to pay for them all.


(1210714454)[Tue May 13 22:34:14 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "Josslyn = Seraphira by any chance?"
(1210714470)[Tue May 13 22:34:30 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "i am seraphira :3"
(1210714475)[Tue May 13 22:34:35 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "hehe."
(1210714489)[Tue May 13 22:34:49 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "I had this sneaking suspicion, yes."
(1210714497)[Tue May 13 22:34:57 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "jade but my main is mairella she's lvl 68"


Ahah, her main is Mairella. So good to know.


(1210714511)[Tue May 13 22:35:11 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "jade i hope i am not on ur shit list sweetie"
(1210714550)[Tue May 13 22:35:50 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "Not a shit list, I don't have those really, you're just on my 'I don't believe a word you say' list. In the nicest possible way, hon, you just...talk...a lot of...well, let's just say you get carried away. *smiles*"
(1210714591)[Tue May 13 22:36:31 2008] \aPC -1 Scorpaya:Scorpaya\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "wow burned in the
boradcast channel"
(1210714599)[Tue May 13 22:36:39 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "lol"
(1210714604)[Tue May 13 22:36:44 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "what else is new"
(1210714617)[Tue May 13 22:36:57 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "No kidding. After last night."
(1210714626)[Tue May 13 22:37:06 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "What happened last night?"
(1210714635)[Tue May 13 22:37:15 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "I get get flamed in 1-9 5+ times a day"
(1210714639)[Tue May 13 22:37:19 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "You weren't here for that jade? Was there another incident?"
(1210714640)[Tue May 13 22:37:20 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "but oh well"
(1210714661)[Tue May 13 22:37:41 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "I must have missed whatever it was, Kor, yes. Fill me in? *grin*"
(1210714664)[Tue May 13 22:37:44 2008] \aPC -1 Amatheon:Amatheon\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "Yep...mental issues is my
belief"


And this is where it gets even better.


(1210714671)[Tue May 13 22:37:51 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "I will in whispers."
(1210714677)[Tue May 13 22:37:57 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (3), "Thanks"
(1210714678)[Tue May 13 22:37:58 2008] \aPC -1 Prydus:Prydus\/a tells Level_70-79 (4), "76 defiler LFG"
(1210714690)[Tue May 13 22:38:10 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "To clarify, we are talking about seraphina?"
(1210714694)[Tue May 13 22:38:14 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "korh that's not nice"
(1210714700)[Tue May 13 22:38:20 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "talking about me"
(1210714703)[Tue May 13 22:38:23 2008] \aPC -1 Zstilak:Zstilak\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "i lost brain cells last night and thats bad i dont got many left"
(1210714707)[Tue May 13 22:38:27 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "I'm being nice by not dumping it in this channel."
(1210714709)[Tue May 13 22:38:29 2008] You tell Korhil, "*nod* Yes"
(1210714710)[Tue May 13 22:38:30 2008] \aPC -1 Costaine:Costaine\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "there are other channels?"
(1210714716)[Tue May 13 22:38:36 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "lol"
(1210714717)[Tue May 13 22:38:37 2008] \aPC -1 Khyri:Khyri\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "1-9 is the chatter channel, Lee."
(1210714731)[Tue May 13 22:38:51 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "just because i mistake and i did say sorry after the fact korhil"
(1210714734)[Tue May 13 22:38:54 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "screenshots or all lies"
(1210714735)[Tue May 13 22:38:55 2008] You tell Korhil, "She has told me some totally unbelievable and contradictory stories and really likes to embroider the truth: is the impression of her I've got."


I was right, boy was I ever right.


(1210714762)[Tue May 13 22:39:22 2008] \aPC -1 Zstilak:Zstilak\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "only trolls mostly stay in 1 - 9 "
(1210714766)[Tue May 13 22:39:26 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "maybe i should fill you in"
(1210714778)[Tue May 13 22:39:38 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "Last night, Seraphina says that she got hit by a car, lost her legs due to it and sued the drunk driver for 1.8 million. Apparently her 13 year old son has sexual urges which he openly shares with her and he smokes, cusses and has 5 different"
(1210714787)[Tue May 13 22:39:47 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "diseases, including ADD and tourettes."
(1210714805)[Tue May 13 22:40:05 2008] You tell Korhil, "*chuckles* This is incredible, on top of what she told me last week."
(1210714812)[Tue May 13 22:40:12 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "Details?"
(1210714847)[Tue May 13 22:40:47 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "It was like a soap opera last night. After a while, I couldn't suffer it any longer and called her out on it. Lots of people believed it."
(1210714855)[Tue May 13 22:40:55 2008] You tell Korhil, "She told me she is a cancer nurse on a children's ward, where the children die in her arms (I'm thinking, wtf, why not their parents' arms) that she has cancer herself but everyone at her job is strong for her."


Next, she does her best to get out of trouble, but it really doesn't wash.


(1210714879)[Tue May 13 22:41:19 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "hello, may i speak with you please?"
(1210714893)[Tue May 13 22:41:33 2008] You tell Korhil, "That she is a super network hacking pro and is chasing down some netnuttette who is stalking a celebrity....that she can hack any pc in any country."
(1210714912)[Tue May 13 22:41:52 2008] You tell korhil, "Holes in her stories you could drive a pickup through, basically."
(1210714923)[Tue May 13 22:42:03 2008] You tell Josslyn, "Not a lot of point, dear, I wouldn't believe anything you say. "
(1210714937)[Tue May 13 22:42:17 2008] You tell korhil, "Sound about right?"
(1210714939)[Tue May 13 22:42:19 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "why?"
(1210714949)[Tue May 13 22:42:29 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "Yep, sounds familiar."
(1210714970)[Tue May 13 22:42:50 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "just because what kor said about me you assume it's the truth?"
(1210714993)[Tue May 13 22:43:13 2008] You tell josslyn, "Because - as you're well aware - you talk a lot of BS, hon. No, I know you get carried away, because you've had totally contradictory conversations with two of my alts."
(1210715002)[Tue May 13 22:43:22 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "Just this morning she was talking about what she'd do if zombies invaded her city. She'd go to a gun shop and lock herself in whilst using a minigun to hack away approaching undead."
(1210715022)[Tue May 13 22:43:42 2008] You tell Josslyn, "So there's no point in us having a conversation, because I don't believe a single word you say. Sorry, in the nicest way and all that, but it's just not worth my energy."
(1210715035)[Tue May 13 22:43:55 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "I admit i made a mistake and said to much."
(1210715035)[Tue May 13 22:43:55 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "Just last night she said she lost her legs!"
(1210715036)[Tue May 13 22:43:56 2008] You tell Korhil, "She's an attention junkie, basically."
(1210715044)[Tue May 13 22:44:04 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "Yar."
(1210715056)[Tue May 13 22:44:16 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "ok then i am sorry. I don't want to
make enemies."
(1210715079)[Tue May 13 22:44:39 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "i never wanted to many enemies of kors
neither"
(1210715088)[Tue May 13 22:44:48 2008] You tell Josslyn, "I'm not your enemy. I just am not interested in talking
to you. Do you appreciate the difference?"
(1210715108)[Tue May 13 22:45:08 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "well nice meeting you and good luck. yes, i understand."
(1210715115)[Tue May 13 22:45:15 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "good bye and take care"
(1210715124)[Tue May 13 22:45:24 2008] You tell Josslyn, "Okay, goodbye. Try not to get so carried away, ok?"
(1210715157)[Tue May 13 22:45:57 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "i won't, i made a mistake and i am already paying for it ten fold."



Not yet, you're not...but soon, soon.



(1210715172)[Tue May 13 22:46:12 2008] \aPC -1 Josslyn:Josslyn\/a tells you, "tell kors i'm sorry"



Now she takes the drama back to the channel, because just talking to me isn't enough attention, especially when I don't want to play 'Miss Gullible 2008'.


(1210715377)[Tue May 13 22:49:37 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "hello everyone, last
night events where i went out of hand speaking of personal events, I would like to say sorry to everyone, that i caused any trouble. Nor I wish to create any enemies. this is my last transmission."
(1210715486)[Tue May 13 22:51:26 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "today i am telling the
truth, i know you may not believe me. for that i feel bad. Best of luck To everyone"
(1210715533)[Tue May 13 22:52:13 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (3), "big lies in teh mmo-world?"
(1210715536)[Tue May 13 22:52:16 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "2 hours last night, whole chat devoted
(1210715548)[Tue May 13 22:52:28 2008] You tell Korhil, "*nods* I should know better than to respond. I'm going to sit on my hands now if she types anything else :D"
(1210715563)[Tue May 13 22:52:43 2008] \aPC -1 Korhil:Korhil\/a tells you, "I was tempted pretty heavily. 0="


With supreme effort, we manage to rein ourselves in and stop feeding the troll. It lasted almost 24 hours.


(1210795246)[Wed May 14 21:00:46 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "bah i'm in canada and my job is in the usa"
(1210795319)[Wed May 14 21:01:59 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "creating and selling 3d models in USD funds"
(1210795339)[Wed May 14 21:02:19 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Oh, so not a cancer nurse like you said last week then, eh Seraphira?"
(1210795351)[Wed May 14 21:02:31 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "I wonder what it'll be tomorrow."
(1210795372)[Wed May 14 21:02:52 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "that's my sister"
(1210795379)[Wed May 14 21:02:59 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "How convenient."
(1210795407)[Wed May 14 21:03:27 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "better not tell her i'm playing her charatcher she'll kick my ass"
(1210795556)[Wed May 14 21:05:56 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "my sister this her
charatcher, she's a nurse works in the cancer unit, me i'm just computer bum works with 3D"
(1210795573)[Wed May 14 21:06:13 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Oh Seraphira, nobody believes you anymore, just shh."


No points to her for that explanation. Compared with her usual heights of invention, that was fairly lame.


(1210795614)[Wed May 14 21:06:54 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "oh blow me"
(1210795646)[Wed May 14 21:07:26 2008] \aPC -1 Duddley:Duddley\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Seraphira has a ding dong?"
(1210795656)[Wed May 14 21:07:36 2008] \aPC -1 Herby:Herby\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "haha"
(1210795657)[Wed May 14 21:07:37 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "nope"
(1210795665)[Wed May 14 21:07:45 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "You need have no ding dong to be blown."
(1210795670)[Wed May 14 21:07:50 2008] \aPC -1 Modog:Modog\/a tells you, "couple days ago she has lost both legs at the knee, won 1.8 mill in a settlement, was a single mom raiseing a 13 yr old with add, adhd, turettes, and autism..that person is screwed up "
(1210795670)[Wed May 14 21:07:50 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Which probably means she does."
(1210795683)[Wed May 14 21:08:03 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Hoo hahs have little numbs that may also be "blown" in the same fashion."
(1210795691)[Wed May 14 21:08:11 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "no i don't al stop being
ass"
(1210795691)[Wed May 14 21:08:11 2008] You tell Modog, "I know, she told me she is a cancer nurse that has the kids die in her arms (so...the parents don't visit then?)"
(1210795718)[Wed May 14 21:08:38 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Seraphira...you are letting Alfirinriel get to you."
(1210795751)[Wed May 14 21:09:11 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "well she's been on my
ass and my sisters ass for days"
(1210795753)[Wed May 14 21:09:13 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "For all you know, Alf is just a sentient pickle in a jar with keyboard access."
(1210795766)[Wed May 14 21:09:26 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "And you need to remember that."
(1210795772)[Wed May 14 21:09:32 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "*laughs*"
(1210795780)[Wed May 14 21:09:40 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "yeah right "
(1210795848)[Wed May 14 21:10:48 2008] You tell rincal, "She's developing a very large reputation as a troll and liar of the worst order. Several people have witnessed her contradictory stories. I promise you I'm not a sentient pickle, though I do like pickles. *chuckle*"
(1210795882)[Wed May 14 21:11:22 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells you, "*nods* I understand. I'm just letting her rhetoric either redeem or damn her."


Did it redeem her? Hell no!


(1210795906)[Wed May 14 21:11:46 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells you, "You took my comment in stride, she is ready to pull a weapon. :)"
(1210795940)[Wed May 14 21:12:20 2008] \aPC -1 Seraphira:Seraphira\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "sigh"



All went quiet. Or did it? Wait a minute, who's this on the scene?



(1210797199)[Wed May 14 21:33:19 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "hello"
(1210797224)[Wed May 14 21:33:44 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "has anyone been having problems with a user named Seraphira"
(1210797234)[Wed May 14 21:33:54 2008] \aPC -1 Rincal:Rincal\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Yes, Mairella."
(1210797263)[Wed May 14 21:34:23 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "i'm the leader if the legion of the phoenix"



Mairella, the 68 main that Seraphira told us about in 1-9 chat only the day before. Please...she can't really be this stupid?



(1210797272)[Wed May 14 21:34:32 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "please tell me what's been going down"
(1210797297)[Wed May 14 21:34:57 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "i recieved 31 mail complains from people"
(1210797318)[Wed May 14 21:35:18 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Another alt, Sera?"
(1210797335)[Wed May 14 21:35:35 2008] \aPC -1 Ksena:Ksena\/a tells you, "Thats what I was just going to say too hehe"
(1210797350)[Wed May 14 21:35:50 2008] You tell Ksena, "Yesterday she said she had 48 chars and that they entirely populated her own guild...so...heh"
(1210797354)[Wed May 14 21:35:54 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "no i am not sera. she's second in command"



Apparently she really is that stupid.



(1210797371)[Wed May 14 21:36:11 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "You did tell us on this channel yesterday that only you are in your guild and that you have 48 characters."
(1210797371)[Wed May 14 21:36:11 2008] \aPC -1 Ksena:Ksena\/a tells you, "She has been saying a lot of very strange things."
(1210797375)[Wed May 14 21:36:15 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "then why isn't she speaking up?"
(1210797379)[Wed May 14 21:36:19 2008] You tell Ksena, "Indeed"
(1210797397)[Wed May 14 21:36:37 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "tell me the altercation by pm please and it will take care of it promptly"
(1210797407)[Wed May 14 21:36:47 2008] \aPC -1 Adaemin:Adaemin\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "LOL"
(1210797422)[Wed May 14 21:37:02 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Sera, seriously....oh never mind. Note to self, must not feed the troll."
(1210797442)[Wed May 14 21:37:22 2008] \aPC -1 Refr:Refr\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Wow... Drama so boring and nonsensical, it's not even interesting for bystanders to listen to. That's sad. Can't one of you have a cyber-affair with the other or something?"
(1210797450)[Wed May 14 21:37:30 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "exuse me? sera does not have 48 charatchers"
(1210797450)[Wed May 14 21:37:30 2008] \aPC -1 Ksena:Ksena\/a tells you, "I can't decide if I should feel sorry for her or just laugh :)"
(1210797455)[Wed May 14 21:37:35 2008] \aPC -1 Demitasse:Demitasse\/a tells you, "does she have split personalities?"
(1210797455)[Wed May 14 21:37:35 2008] You tell Ksena, "Both, heh."
(1210797478)[Wed May 14 21:37:58 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "let me guess, Sera just happened to "log off" so she can't defend herself?"
(1210797489)[Wed May 14 21:38:09 2008] \aPC -1 Ksena:Ksena\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "yep :P"
(1210797499)[Wed May 14 21:38:19 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "she's psychic!"
(1210797522)[Wed May 14 21:38:42 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "she did logoff i have her on aim let me contact her"
(1210797524)[Wed May 14 21:38:44 2008] \aPC -1 Miaasma:Miaasma\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Wasnt she the one who told a story about how she was in a car accident? Im guessign that was all bs now?"
(1210797530)[Wed May 14 21:38:50 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Yes, that was her."
(1210797549)[Wed May 14 21:39:09 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "She's not learning much."
(1210797549)[Wed May 14 21:39:09 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "that's why I said keep that crap to yourself"
(1210797581)[Wed May 14 21:39:41 2008] \aPC -1 Kolamir:Kolamir\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "Is this the same person that was saying they were shot in the tummy and the bullet stopped in thier arm?"



I guess we can add bullet-catcher to the list now.



(1210797594)[Wed May 14 21:39:54 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "Wow, I hadn't heard _that_ one."
(1210797596)[Wed May 14 21:39:56 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "ow that is impossible"
(1210797600)[Wed May 14 21:40:00 2008] \aPC -1 Grendokao:Grendokao\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "with a 22 "
(1210797606)[Wed May 14 21:40:06 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "what? someone lied on teh internetz? come on....."
(1210797608)[Wed May 14 21:40:08 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells you, "can you tell me what has she been doing please."
(1210797616)[Wed May 14 21:40:16 2008] \aPC -1 Vetrlidi:Vetrlidi\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "not necessarily impossible, just highly improbable"
(1210797627)[Wed May 14 21:40:27 2008] \aPC -1 Modog:Modog\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "no no it was a .222, little
differnt"
(1210797632)[Wed May 14 21:40:32 2008] You tell Mairella, "oh please. Credit me with some intelligence. I'm not discussing you with you."
(1210797634)[Wed May 14 21:40:34 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "well it would sure have to bounce around a bit to get there"
(1210797670)[Wed May 14 21:41:10 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells you, "exuse me, i think you're mistaken. i think it's in you're best interest"



In my best interests? Why is that, do we think?



(1210797680)[Wed May 14 21:41:20 2008] \aPC -1 Ksena:Ksena\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "she said sorry for saying a bunch of things yesterday....I was sad I missed what all the "bad stuff from her personal life" was **kicks self for watching TV that night***"
(1210797717)[Wed May 14 21:41:57 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "she's being officallly removed from our guild"
(1210797722)[Wed May 14 21:42:02 2008] You tell Mairella, "I'm really not interested in playing your silly little game, dear. Run along."
(1210797733)[Wed May 14 21:42:13 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "like we care? internall affaris"
(1210797735)[Wed May 14 21:42:15 2008] \aPC -1 Kolamir:Kolamir\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "I wonder if she plays the character that was in my group last night that said they took 17 ambiens the night before"
(1210797736)[Wed May 14 21:42:16 2008] \aPC -1 Grendokao:Grendokao\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "she was shot in the
tummy and it got lodged into her left arm, with a 22, in room 222, by ms. jackie, with the pistol <checks cards>"
(1210797745)[Wed May 14 21:42:25 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells you, "you assume to much."



Oh no! I've angered and offended her. Do we think she'll kill me with a cello or a syringe? Or both?



(1210797762)[Wed May 14 21:42:42 2008] \aPC -1 Ksena:Ksena\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "hehe no need to remove yourself from the guild :P"
(1210797772)[Wed May 14 21:42:52 2008] \aPC -1 Kolamir:Kolamir\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "WRONG! It was the candlestick"
(1210797779)[Wed May 14 21:42:59 2008] \aPC -1 Modog:Modog\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "was that before or after she ;lost both legs at the knees in a horrible accident?"
(1210797785)[Wed May 14 21:43:05 2008] You tell Level_1-9 (2), "*looks at her candlestick in a new light*"
(1210797798)[Wed May 14 21:43:18 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells you, "why do you think i'm sera?"
(1210797814)[Wed May 14 21:43:34 2008] \aPC -1 Nimen:Nimen\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "This is why I cannot stop saying, sorry if you had a horrible accident or what now but PLEASE do not talk about it in games. Not the place"
(1210797815)[Wed May 14 21:43:35 2008] \aPC -1 Keltherin:Keltherin\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "its not a foot massager
Alfirinriel"
(1210797830)[Wed May 14 21:43:50 2008] You tell Mairella, "Because I have more than one brain cell."
(1210797881)[Wed May 14 21:44:41 2008] You tell Mairella, "Now knock it off with all this attention-seeking rubbish.
You obviously need a degree of help and I feel sorry for you...and some of the complete garbage you come up with is halfway entertaining because it is so stupid...but don't joke"
(1210797893)[Wed May 14 21:44:53 2008] You tell Mairella, "About car accidents or kids with cancer. Ok? Enough said. Now run along"
(1210797903)[Wed May 14 21:45:03 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells you, "is that what she said?"



Dang, she just doesn't know when to quit!



(1210797930)[Wed May 14 21:45:30 2008] You tell Mairella, "Really, I'm not playing this with you. Any further
messages you send to me will not be answered. Have a nice day."
(1210798020)[Wed May 14 21:47:00 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells you, "ok., I had enough of you're
bullshit for today, i'm not sera. Make no mistake this will be handled. such a stupid person you are. good bye"



Absolutely it will be handled. By EQ2Flames.



(1210798104)[Wed May 14 21:48:24 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "i'm like gone for a week and things go to hell"
(1210798132)[Wed May 14 21:48:52 2008] \aPC -1 Makar:Makar\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "things went to hell a way before a week ago lol"
(1210798149)[Wed May 14 21:49:09 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "how long as she been at it?"
(1210798195)[Wed May 14 21:49:55 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "ok she's removed our legion and her alts."
(1210798250)[Wed May 14 21:50:50 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "enuff said. good day to you all"
(1210798313)[Wed May 14 21:51:53 2008] \aPC -1 Fielda:Fielda\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "wow that will make it quiet in your guild you had 14 members now only 3"
(1210798362)[Wed May 14 21:52:42 2008] \aPC -1 Mairella:Mairella\/a tells Level_1-9 (2), "things had to be done."


Her piece de resistance: pretending to be her guildleader (when her entire guild is populated with her alts, all sharing leader status), kicking herself out of her own guild and then sharing the drama with a somewhat indifferent chat channel.

Bravo, Sera. You're going to have difficulty following all of that. 5 stars for you, Seraphira.

Udoaka

Not bad. I lol'd a few times.

4 stars!

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Korhil

I have some too!

I'd like to start off with something a little light and progressively move toward the heavy stuff. For now, I've got some tidbits to share. Consider it an appetizer.

Okay, so we know she's pregnant with triplets, is apparently quite rich, has very large breasts and ohh, she can feel which of her unborn daughters are sleeping. Moving on.

Very tragic. Car accident. Nothing out of the ordinary, unless you find it strange that someone is talking about this sort of thing in an online video game chat channel with complete strangers.
The drunk driver knocked her out of her shoes. That's an interesting fact to add, so I pushed it further to see if she was just adding it for dramatic flare. No, apparently not. She was knocked out of her shoes. Or was she?

Okay, she now has no legs and sued the drunk driver that hit her for 1.8 million dollars.

Okay, she's been going on for a while now so I tried to end it. Why talk about this sort of thing to strangers, right? That's how I feel anyway. Her story lost all credibility with me a couple minutes into the conversation.

Apparently the car story was not the end of what she felt she needed to share. Here we see her move on toward her son. Out of nowhere, she tosses us a curveball with what her 13 year old thinks about. I'm not sure what would compel a normal human to share something like that with strangers. It gets better.

Here, we are all gifted with some of Seraphira's motherly wisdom. It gets better.

Her son now has 5 different diseases.

People are actually buying into this stuff. Just to make sure everyone's completely up to date, I recap for the masses. Call me what you will.

It's not over yet. Abusive ex boyfriend, which Duncan (presumably her 13 year old son) beat up to save mommy.

Out comes the sympathy card.

Now she was shot. At age 11, she got shot in the stomach and the bullet moved up her body and got stuck in her arm. Wowsa.
Whoops, now she almost died during childbirth. More people begin to openly call her out as well, but she still has a small army of believers.