Coel - Spineless bastard - Page 11

Pink Poodle · 06-12-2008, 06:24 PM

faabio merged all of nagafen lulz

Merlonus · 06-13-2008, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sciomar

Fucking hell mods here banning people for calling them out, what a fag you are Coel, quit letting the power go to your head. I don't really care for faggio as well, but that's crossing the line here.

QFT

Beli · 06-13-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by danowolf

In the Book of Jubilees, uncircumcised heathens are called "sons of Belial".

I knew it!

In the Goetia, Belial is said to be very respectful. Belial is also the demon of lies and guilt. As a Prince of Hell, he commands 80 Legions of Demons and is specifically the Prince reigning over the Northern Reaches of Hell. He controls the element of earth and reigns over the Earth demons.

And stop looking at my little demon! For shame!

Oizen · 06-13-2008, 08:53 PM

Summary:

...Coel, although it does take a pretty hard cock to ban Faabs from a board on Flames, please conform to the rules and keep your gey smut off this site. kkthx

AKA: Stop being a douche who edits other people's posts unless it's smut that can get a patron of flames fired at work. Especially if it's anti-you. That's just asking for a can of smack-down on this site you fucking gimp.

I can't believe the fine folks of EQ2Flames are tolerating your lameness, Coel. As EQ2 goes soft, so does EQ2Flames I 'spose.

Apapercut · 06-14-2008, 10:09 AM

Funny to see Faabio reveal himself as a whiny little bitch that can't handle people disagreeing with him.

Good job Coel, keep up the good work.

Tyirul · 06-14-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Apapercut

Funny to see Faabio reveal himself as a whiny little bitch that can't handle people disagreeing with him.

Good job Coel, keep up the good work.

How does this show Faabio as whiny? Wherein was it stated that people disagreed? Maybe I read wrong but from what I could tell by ACTUALLY reading was that Faabio was banned from Swashie forum for being a dickhead.

Your a dumbass.

Govampdar · 06-14-2008, 04:41 PM

yeah totally reminds me of official forums, fucking lame. blah blah blah burning books .....something about censorship being wrong. glad im not a swash.

Roxy · 06-18-2008, 08:44 AM

Someone put a link up to the rant generator please.

Edit: NVM found it. Wow... hours of fun!

Avaela · 06-18-2008, 08:49 AM

It has recently come to my attention that Faabio's modus operandi is to create a system of exclusionism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. There are a number of reasons she isn't telling us as to why she wants to evade responsibility. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that she coins polysyllabic neologisms to make her fairy tales sound like they're actually important. In fact, her treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. Faabio's eccentricity is surpassed only by her vanity and her vanity is surpassed only by her empty theorizing. (Remember her theory that her declamations are Right with a capital R?) At first blush, it appears that Faabio is as ornery as the sky is blue. However, if there's an untold story here, it's that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Faabio create a Faabio-centric society in which self-serving sociopaths dictate the populace's values and myths, its traditions and archetypes. It makes me want to condemn Faabio's criminal ineptitude, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that she has been known to "prove" statistically that her dotty gestapo is a respected civil-rights organization. As you might have suspected, her proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Faabio's "proof" demonstrates only that she thinks we want her to arrest and detain her enemies indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel. Excuse me, but maybe she plans to transform our whole society to suit her own unsympathetic, offensive interests. She has instructed her compeers not to discuss this or even admit to her plan's existence. Obviously, Faabio knows she has something to hide.

Although I consistently move as expeditiously as possible to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most insensitive manifestations, I do not countenance challenging Faabio through breaking the law -- to do so is brutal, scummy, and indefensible. If she can't be reasoned out of her prejudices, she must be laughed out of them. If she can't be argued out of her selfishness, she must be shamed out of it. Her antics have no basis in science or in human experience. Instead, they consist of despicable viewpoints derived from a world view rooted in debauched colonialism. Listen up: The last time I told Faabio's dupes that I want to strike at the heart of Faabio's efforts to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes they declared in response, "But public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant.

I may not believe that Faabio's rebarbative gang is a benign and charitable agency but I truly do claim that my cause is to proscribe her and her hirelings as the most dangerous enemies of the people. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Faabio keeps telling us that her insults epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Are we also supposed to believe that she's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live? I didn't think so.

There are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Faabio finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that she try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that I want to let Faabio know, in no uncertain terms, that she should pay for her mistakes. But first, let me pose an abstract question. To what depths of depravity does she need to descend before the rest of us realize we must report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding her counter-productive campaigns of malice and malignity? All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that Faabio uses big words like "macracanthrorhynchiasis" to make herself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Faabio's complaints may reek like a skunk, Faabio is intellectually dishonest in everything she says and does. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that we must direct our efforts toward clearly defined goals and measure progress toward those goals as frequently and as objectively as possible. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that Faabio's idea of irritable irrationalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a bitter, slaphappy blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a shiftless and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to an uncivilized frenzy and then prompts them to redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom.

Don't let yourself be buffaloed by Faabio. Don't let yourself be persuaded to believe that we ought to worship belligerent franions as folk heroes just because a lot of rash purveyors of malice and hatred happen to believe that. Analyze the arguments for yourself and see if you agree with my claim that one of Faabio's cultists keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that Faabio's projects are Holy Writ. The studies are full of "if"s, "possible"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that if Faabio were as bright as she thinks she is, she'd know that her protests have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together -- life! Faabio always tries to rationalize her remonstrations with compelling gobbledegook about some "greater good". I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that she wants to view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated. It gets better: She believes that I'm too judgmental to ring the bells of truth. I guess no one's ever told her that if she is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of merciless schnorrers from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that she'll be capable of determining that I have a New Year's resolution for her: She should pick up a book before she jumps to the money-grubbing conclusion that might makes right. Now that you've read my entire letter, I hope you've concluded that my plan to invite all the people who have been harmed by Faabio to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion is deserving of serious consideration.

Gildamethy · 06-18-2008, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Avaela

It has recently come to my attention that Faabio's modus operandi is to create a system of exclusionism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. There are a number of reasons she isn't telling us as to why she wants to evade responsibility. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that she coins polysyllabic neologisms to make her fairy tales sound like they're actually important. In fact, her treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. Faabio's eccentricity is surpassed only by her vanity and her vanity is surpassed only by her empty theorizing. (Remember her theory that her declamations are Right with a capital R?) At first blush, it appears that Faabio is as ornery as the sky is blue. However, if there's an untold story here, it's that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Faabio create a Faabio-centric society in which self-serving sociopaths dictate the populace's values and myths, its traditions and archetypes. It makes me want to condemn Faabio's criminal ineptitude, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that she has been known to "prove" statistically that her dotty gestapo is a respected civil-rights organization. As you might have suspected, her proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Faabio's "proof" demonstrates only that she thinks we want her to arrest and detain her enemies indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel. Excuse me, but maybe she plans to transform our whole society to suit her own unsympathetic, offensive interests. She has instructed her compeers not to discuss this or even admit to her plan's existence. Obviously, Faabio knows she has something to hide.

Although I consistently move as expeditiously as possible to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most insensitive manifestations, I do not countenance challenging Faabio through breaking the law -- to do so is brutal, scummy, and indefensible. If she can't be reasoned out of her prejudices, she must be laughed out of them. If she can't be argued out of her selfishness, she must be shamed out of it. Her antics have no basis in science or in human experience. Instead, they consist of despicable viewpoints derived from a world view rooted in debauched colonialism. Listen up: The last time I told Faabio's dupes that I want to strike at the heart of Faabio's efforts to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes they declared in response, "But public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant.

I may not believe that Faabio's rebarbative gang is a benign and charitable agency but I truly do claim that my cause is to proscribe her and her hirelings as the most dangerous enemies of the people. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Faabio keeps telling us that her insults epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Are we also supposed to believe that she's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live? I didn't think so.

There are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Faabio finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that she try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that I want to let Faabio know, in no uncertain terms, that she should pay for her mistakes. But first, let me pose an abstract question. To what depths of depravity does she need to descend before the rest of us realize we must report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding her counter-productive campaigns of malice and malignity? All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that Faabio uses big words like "macracanthrorhynchiasis" to make herself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Faabio's complaints may reek like a skunk, Faabio is intellectually dishonest in everything she says and does. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that we must direct our efforts toward clearly defined goals and measure progress toward those goals as frequently and as objectively as possible. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realixe, albeit far too late, that Faabio's idea of irritable irrationalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a bitter, slaphappy blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a shiftless and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to an uncivilized frenzy and then prompts them to redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom.

Don't let yourself be buffaloed by Faabio. Don't let yourself be persuaded to believe that we ought to worship belligerent franions as folk heroes just because a lot of rash purveyors of malice and hatred happen to believe that. Analyze the arguments for yourself and see if you agree with my claim that one of Faabio's cultists keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that Faabio's projects are Holy Writ. The studies are full of "if"s, "possible"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that if Faabio were as bright as she thinks she is, she'd know that her protests have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together -- life! Faabio always tries to rationalize her remonstrations with compelling gobbledegook about some "greater good". I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that she wants to view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated. It gets better: She believes that I'm too judgmental to ring the bells of truth. I guess no one's ever told her that if she is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of merciless schnorrers from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that she'll be capable of determining that I have a New Year's resolution for her: She should pick up a book before she jumps to the money-grubbing conclusion that might makes right. Now that you've read my entire letter, I hope you've concluded that my plan to invite all the people who have been harmed by Faabio to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion is deserving of serious consideration.

Seriously this entire thread fails based on the massive amount of walls of text i have to read.