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Old 02-19-2009, 09:35 AM  
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Default Lead Mechanics Developer Aeralik

I normally avoid posting to this forum due to guild drama rules, but I feel the need to make a special exception in this case.

This paragon of brilliance is the most self-aggrandizing pompous prick who has ever managed to get themselves promoted into a position of power. He runs the game mechanics like a DM with a DMPC, except in this case it is the entire Assassin class getting overpowered through the roof instead of one retarded combat monkey ruining a tabletop session.

Not only has he screwed over every other T1 and T2 DPS class in his drive for personal accomplishment, he is incompetent at playing his overpowered class, and got his epeen injured while watching his guild MT outparse him in blackburrow. When he finished cleaning up his spunk from the excitement of having a good excuse to swing around the nerf bat (that he had of course created himself), he wandered off to completely redefine tanking as we know it and pathetically attempt to justify it as a 'return to original concepts' for the game, despite the fact that it runs contrary to everything 4/6 of the fighter classes in the game have ever been, including in the game's own character creation text.

When a significant majority of the people who manage to put up with SoE'S message board censorship long enough to keep trying to talk to them saw the delay of the fighter revamp as a sign that his personal holy mission might be getting derailed by someone with an IQ higher than a fire hydrant, the first thing he did was post assuring them that he was in fact making sure everything went in exactly the retarded way that he had designed it. Wouldn't want anyone to build up false hope, or possibly develop a thread showing how relieved the playerbase was that might further encourage his bosses to leash him in like the foam-spewing rabid lackwit that anyone who has followed his exploits from the time he became PvP dev. could easily identify him as.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:42 AM  
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Rant != good RaR

1 star because no ones gives a shit about how you feel about Aeralik, even if he is an ass.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:26 AM  
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Wouldn't want anyone to build up false hope, or possibly develop a thread showing how relieved the playerbase was that might further encourage his bosses to leash him in like the foam-spewing rabid lackwit that anyone who has followed his exploits from the time he became PvP dev. could easily identify him as.
This is a horribly crafted run-on sentence that ends with a preposition.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:33 AM  
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This is a horribly crafted run-on sentence that ends with a preposition.
Uh.....no, it doesn't.
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:09 PM  
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screenshots or it didn't happen


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Old 02-19-2009, 12:20 PM  
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Uh.....no, it doesn't.
List of English prepositions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

From some online dictionary:

prep.
1. In the role, capacity, or function of: acting as a mediator.
2. In a manner similar to; the same as: On this issue they thought as one.
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:20 PM  
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This is a horribly crafted run-on sentence that ends with a preposition.
[grammar card] well played 1*
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:24 PM  
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In this case, the grammar card is the only card worth playing here.

If you think this RaR deserves more, then you need to have your face chewed off by an angry chimp.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:16 PM  
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Default Re: Lead Mechanics Developer Aeralik

It's pretty hard to take an angry rant from someone named 'Stormblossom Petalflurry' seriously.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:38 PM  
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Unless he writes better than most of the people here.
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His piss poor work kept telling me that I should cancel my accounts... so I finally listened!

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