I feel compelled to post here
I love gaige if i was female i'd definately do him
1. He shaves his body (awesome)
2. He has a go faster stripe shaved into his head (awesome)
3. He sings McHammer can't touch this in vent ( awesome)
4. He has a post count of 10 million zillion trillion (awesome)
5. He was the first brawler in the known universe to tank zalak (awesome)
Actually because of 5 i actually hate him a bit because Bail (bruiser) in genesis begged to fucking tank everyday because of this
Moving on
6. Beats up old age pensioners when they give him shit!! (awesome)
Basically gaige is fucking AWESOME please all bow down to his uberness