I went afk during a raid in EQ1 to make dinner. My husband at the time was supposed to be watching the kids, but he had gone in the other room to change the baby's diaper. I come back to find myself dead in the middle of Plane of Earth, with my whole raid laughing at me, because out of the blue while I was supposed to be afk, my toon started running across the zone. Questioned the then-4-year-old, and he giggled and said he was playing Mommy's game. Scrolled up to see at least 10 lines of crap which had also been sent into guild chat.
Took a while to live that down, especially when they said he played better and made more sense than I did.
He's been sending me "mail" on his computer, that's what he was trying to do on mine...lol, yes, we have 3 computers set up (his, mine, and daddy's). He gets to play on Nick, Noggin, Disney, and the Wiggles.
We're trying to get kiddo his own comp. It's a matter of whether we buy him a Dell Special or wait until we upgrade ours and cobble one together for him.
Kiddo killed Hubby once. We were in PoK gettng ready for a raid, Kiddo is on Hubby's lap. Somehow Kiddo targets a guard and hits autoattack. SPLAT. In front of the whole guild.