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Old 06-29-2009, 10:29 PM  
Oi, you!! Go watch the "Sangra: The Movie" NOW!!!
 
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It kinda makes you think that ppl with disabilities are cool and have kick as freaking jobs, like being a bodyguard/ninja assassin swordswoman

maybe she's that great of a swordswoman, she acutally cut off her own had.

a fun thread, even tho i struggles to read it on 11 hours sleep in 5 days.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:36 PM  
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Rising stars appear all the time in a period of 3 months Grey


Sangra is gonna start being the basis for a whole website full of Chuck Norris jokes.

"Sangra is such a badass swordsman she cut off one of her own hands so as not to be considered a WMD"

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Rising stars appear all the time in a period of 3 months Grey


Sangra is gonna start being the basis for a whole website full of Chuck Norris jokes.

"Sangra is such a badass swordsman she cut off one of her own hands so as not to be considered a WMD"
Lol.

Poor thing can't light her own cigar on a windy day. No hand to block the wind.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:46 PM  
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Sangra lights her cigars with the energy generated from delivering 7-9 deadly stabs per second to a cedar tree.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:52 PM  
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Oh I should also mention my own personal Sangra experiences, being that it was LIKE I WAS THERE, though admittedly I was not being cxhased by purple at the time.

Off the top of my head...she looted a Dispatched master and I inquired about it. Ixtlan like a lot of guilds strongly encouraged the open sharing of masters looted for the betterment of the raid force. She agreed to give it to me on the condition that I announced in raid that night how generous she was and how thankful I was. It wasn't enough to be generous, people had to KNOW she was generous.

One time after a group we started arguing (I don't remember what about) and at the end she told me her 'mate' walked by and read what I wrote and said "this is why I don't like men."

She was never wrong about anything, she did everything right and better than you, and she was always friendly in this matrix like fantasy world she lived in. The rest of us are all Agent Smiths I guess. Oh except for this grassroots pro-Sangra A-team she seems to think exists.

The rest just blurs together into a full year of terrible heals and even worse cures. For the love of god, those of you on AB reading this stay awaaaaaaaay.
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All that time she was in Ixtlan she never spoke up and bitched during raids? Or at the very least had a whisper set up to someone so she could complain?
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:00 PM  
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Off the top of my head...she looted a Dispatched master and I inquired about it. Ixtlan like a lot of guilds strongly encouraged the open sharing of masters looted for the betterment of the raid force. She agreed to give it to me on the condition that I announced in raid that night how generous she was and how thankful I was. It wasn't enough to be generous, people had to KNOW she was generous.
Gotta love scary people like that.

The way she says mate all the time is just creepy. Sort of the same vibe I got watching a recent Pen and Teller's BS on orgasms. Dude buddy is going to see this sexpert so he can "better please his beloved." I felt molested by the TV.
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All that time she was in Ixtlan she never spoke up and bitched during raids? Or at the very least had a whisper set up to someone so she could complain?
Her thing was to talk about you behind your back. In the OP there is a screeny of her mistelling something bitchy into healer chat.
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I know how she is...I played with her and listened to her complain for DAYS about Darrcy being in the guild. I just find it hard to believe that she never once slipped up and used her man voice in vent lol.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:06 PM  
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HAHAHAH

So yeah that reminded me of something else I needed to dig up, it's not quite the same as a reaaal screenshot. But I still laughed my ass off, who would tell a group this.


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