Orithia

With Sangra recently showing up in the AB forums, it's become time to share this story with the world. See the lulz here to whet your appetites - http://www.eq2flames.com/antonia-bay...plauge-ab.html

This post is devoted to the AB templar known as Sangra. I can only assume that the chances are exceedingly slim that she is in fact a crippled escrimador/nurse/bodyguard/jewelwright/cigar&wine dealer/carpenter and lesbian (thats way hotter than you). But WHOA I’m getting ahead of myself.

I know backstory is equivalent to big thumbs up here, so I guess I should mention that I was guilded with Sangra in Ixtlan for somewhere around a year. The first round of screenshots is from early in this time period, as Sangra seems to follow a pattern of preying on new people to the guild. Farther in you’ll see a text provided by a swashbuckler logging a conversation with her right after he joined.

Many words could be used to describe this person (IE delusional, narcissistic, schizophrenic) but I think Sangra speaks well enough for herself. EQ2flames, I present to you, the cedar-stabber.




Now Sangra also is a little vindictive, twice she mistelled hate directed at me to a place where I could see it. Once in guild chat, and once in healer chat. I have a screenie of her outburst in healer chat, in the middle of raid no less, as well as her complete denial of it in spite of my screenshots.






Similarly, Sangra will also blatantly lie when she screws up. For example, on Gynok Moltor in TOMC, Sangra got the purple screen uncurable arcane and evidently decided to ignore it. When the raid wiped and she was still standing in the healer corner, basically screaming that she hadn't attempted to go stand on Gynok and wait for the curse to expire as she should have, the raid leader demanded an explanation. This is what we get.




Also, she can be counted to reliably toss out random goodies like this just for dramatic effect.



She is also capable of ripping with <100dps.



For your further entertainment, I give you logs of Sangra's discussion with the swashbuckler who had recently joined our guild. Near the end he sends tells to some guildy friends, trying to see if it's 'for real'. Names have been changed, and it's a clusterfuck to read, but many lols.

Now, if you don't want to read the following wall of text, let me paraphrase with a few of the most awesome quotes.

Sangra tells you, "figure i messed so many people up its only right i use my disability money to become a nurse"

Sangra tells you, "i'm an Escrimador, a phillipino style sword master in r/l sweetie"

Sangra tells you, "i'm a cripple hun"

Sangra tells you, "though i still have standing job offers to guard people"

Sangra tells you, "made a pendant out of my last CPU core after it caught fire

****sitting out side of VP because raid is full****


(1232924468)[Sun Jan 25 18:01:08 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "well lol we might spend alot of time together it looks like ;p"
(1232924481)[Sun Jan 25 18:01:21 2009] You tell Sangra, "lol"
(1232924496)[Sun Jan 25 18:01:36 2009] You tell Sangra, "ya i knew i wasnt going to get into the raid"
(1232924503)[Sun Jan 25 18:01:43 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i was recruited as a backup, looks like i am getting my old job back"
(1232924514)[Sun Jan 25 18:01:54 2009] You tell Sangra, "=/"
(1232924753)[Sun Jan 25 18:05:53 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "doesnt that get old jumping all over, we are gonna be out here a few hours"
(1232924769)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:09 2009] You tell Sangra, "lol"
(1232924771)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:11 2009] You tell Sangra, "not really"
(1232924771)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:11 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "then again for me it would be a ton of effort"
(1232924782)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:22 2009] You tell Sangra, "whys that?"
(1232924784)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:24 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i only got one hand that works"
(1232924792)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:32 2009] You tell Sangra, "huh?"
(1232924797)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:37 2009] You tell Sangra, "what happend to other?"
(1232924802)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:42 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i'm a cripple hun"
(1232924807)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:47 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "kinfe wound"
(1232924808)[Sun Jan 25 18:06:48 2009] You tell Sangra, "ohh"
(1232924830)[Sun Jan 25 18:07:10 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i still consider myself a martial artist"
(1232924838)[Sun Jan 25 18:07:18 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "just nothing like what i once was"
(1232924846)[Sun Jan 25 18:07:26 2009] You tell Sangra, "oh"
(1232924857)[Sun Jan 25 18:07:37 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "though i still have standing job offers to guard people"
(1232924869)[Sun Jan 25 18:07:49 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i'm just honestly not physically able"
(1232924885)[Sun Jan 25 18:08:05 2009] You tell Sangra, "thats pretty cool"
(1232924905)[Sun Jan 25 18:08:25 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "how so? i think it sucks to have job ops you cant take"
(1232924913)[Sun Jan 25 18:08:33 2009] You tell Sangra, "oh"
(1232924936)[Sun Jan 25 18:08:56 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i would have to move to the phillipines though"
(1232924947)[Sun Jan 25 18:09:07 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "manilla specifically"
(1232924959)[Sun Jan 25 18:09:19 2009] You tell Sangra, "ohh"
(1232924981)[Sun Jan 25 18:09:41 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "the one who offered knows i am crippled and only asked that i be able to use a gun"
(1232925027)[Sun Jan 25 18:10:27 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "but while i have raction time enough and then some for this game i dont feel i am fast enough to handle life&death anymore cause of all the pain drugs i am on"
(1232925033)[Sun Jan 25 18:10:33 2009] You tell Sangra, "in the phillipines?"
(1232925044)[Sun Jan 25 18:10:44 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "thats where the job is yeah"
(1232925067)[Sun Jan 25 18:11:07 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i'm an Escrimador, a phillipino style sword master in r/l sweetie"
(1232925099)[Sun Jan 25 18:11:39 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "the offer is because i am trained in what to look for already, i can spot threats"
(1232925103)[Sun Jan 25 18:11:43 2009] You tell Sangra, "thats pretty cool"
(1232925117)[Sun Jan 25 18:11:57 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "not many girls do it though so i kinda stick out"
(1232925124)[Sun Jan 25 18:12:04 2009] You tell Sangra, "aye"
(1232925148)[Sun Jan 25 18:12:28 2009] You tell Sangra, "i thought my job was pretty cool... but you trumped me"
(1232925165)[Sun Jan 25 18:12:45 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "and the injury has taken a bad turn in the past few weeks my doctors put amputation on the table"
(1232925170)[Sun Jan 25 18:12:50 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "what do you do?"
(1232925191)[Sun Jan 25 18:13:11 2009] You tell Sangra, "electrical"
(1232925208)[Sun Jan 25 18:13:28 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i never saw being a bodyguard or part time combat instructor as glamorous hun"
(1232925246)[Sun Jan 25 18:14:06 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i always and still do see it as a required evil because the world is so screwed up that these skills are still needed"
(1232925249)[Sun Jan 25 18:14:09 2009] You tell Sangra, "not glamorous its just cool because its differnt"
(1232925294)[Sun Jan 25 18:14:54 2009] You tell ANON1, "how much do you know about sangra?"
(1232925308)[Sun Jan 25 18:15:08 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "/shrug to me it was always just a job and really its all i know"
(1232925331)[Sun Jan 25 18:15:31 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "she is about half nuts"
(1232925376)[Sun Jan 25 18:16:16 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "well i also make jewelry and furniture"
(1232925378)[Sun Jan 25 18:16:18 2009] You tell ANON1, "so is she telling the truth about used to be a escrimador (a phillipino style sword master)"
(1232925388)[Sun Jan 25 18:16:28 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "most likely not"
(1232925394)[Sun Jan 25 18:16:34 2009] You tell ANON1, "lol"
(1232925413)[Sun Jan 25 18:16:53 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "wow that is a new one"
(1232925419)[Sun Jan 25 18:16:59 2009] \aPC -1 ANON2:ANON2\/a tells you, "Sangra is a head case we all think. Please don't be impressed"
(1232925429)[Sun Jan 25 18:17:09 2009] You tell ANON1, "ya im humoring her but man its kinda out of hand"
(1232925434)[Sun Jan 25 18:17:14 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i can still do jewelry pretty good cause i have tools to hold what i am cutting, carpentry now i really just tell somebody else what to do"
(1232925435)[Sun Jan 25 18:17:15 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "yeah it is"
(1232925478)[Sun Jan 25 18:17:58 2009] You tell ANON1, "now she still dose jewelry and carpentry"
(1232925481)[Sun Jan 25 18:18:01 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "made a pendant out of my last CPU core after it caught fire"
(1232925484)[Sun Jan 25 18:18:04 2009] You tell Sangra, "ahh ok"
(1232925492)[Sun Jan 25 18:18:12 2009] You tell Sangra, "huh"
(1232925495)[Sun Jan 25 18:18:15 2009] You tell Sangra, "thats differnt"
(1232925498)[Sun Jan 25 18:18:18 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "but that was the last thing i made"
(1232925517)[Sun Jan 25 18:18:37 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "the fire anodized it a really pretty purple//pink"
(1232925541)[Sun Jan 25 18:19:01 2009] You tell Sangra, "huh thats kinda cool"
(1232925553)[Sun Jan 25 18:19:13 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "so i cut the core out of the chip shaped it some and put a loop on it for a chain"
(1232925560)[Sun Jan 25 18:19:20 2009] You tell ANON1, "im going to have to send you guys this conver"
(1232925585)[Sun Jan 25 18:19:45 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "yeah do that...ori would like to see it too"
(1232925597)[Sun Jan 25 18:19:57 2009] You tell Sangra, "ahh thats a pretty good idea"
(1232925606)[Sun Jan 25 18:20:06 2009] You tell ANON1, "ori?"
(1232925606)[Sun Jan 25 18:20:06 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "pretty pure gold so easy to melt down on a regular stove"
(1232925618)[Sun Jan 25 18:20:18 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "orithia...one of sangra's fans :P"
(1232925630)[Sun Jan 25 18:20:30 2009] You tell ANON1, "ahh ok"
(1232925646)[Sun Jan 25 18:20:46 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "biggest pain was getting the molds cut out right"
(1232925662)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:02 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i wa taught the wax method"
(1232925663)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:03 2009] You are hungry but have not selected anything to eat.
(1232925666)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:06 2009] You tell Sangra, "what you use for molds?"
(1232925678)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:18 2009] You tell Sangra, "ah"
(1232925699)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:39 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "well i dont have alot of money are materials or a real place to setup a lil bench so i cant use anything very fancy"
(1232925714)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:54 2009] You tell Sangra, "makes sence"
(1232925716)[Sun Jan 25 18:21:56 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "did she meantoion she is a cripple and plays from bed?"
(1232925721)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:01 2009] You tell Sangra, "then to use wax"
(1232925729)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:09 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i got a friend out in CA who is a master cutter and gemologist that will teach me anything i wanna know, i just gtta go visit"
(1232925735)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:15 2009] You tell ANON1, "she did say she is a crapple"
(1232925748)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:28 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "she build a closet too"
(1232925754)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:34 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "err built"
(1232925762)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:42 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "though soon i will be very busy with school"
(1232925764)[Sun Jan 25 18:22:44 2009] You tell ANON1, "she hasnt told me that one yet"
(1232925780)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:00 2009] You tell Sangra, "thats cool you have a friend that will teach you that stuff"
(1232925798)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:18 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "figure i messed so many people up its only right i use my disability money to become a nurse"
(1232925803)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:23 2009] You tell Sangra, "where you going to be going to school?"
(1232925813)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:33 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "miami dade community college"
(1232925820)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:40 2009] You tell Sangra, "ahh"
(1232925827)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:47 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i am going to be a nurse-practicioner"
(1232925828)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:48 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "and she used to get paid to smoke cigars and drink"
(1232925839)[Sun Jan 25 18:23:59 2009] You tell ANON1, "lol"
(1232925840)[Sun Jan 25 18:24:00 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "basically a doctor"
(1232925863)[Sun Jan 25 18:24:23 2009] You tell Sangra, "ahh ya my mom is an RN"
(1232925883)[Sun Jan 25 18:24:43 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "and it pays alot its not near the school for be a doctor and i can do the work even with my med problems"
(1232925900)[Sun Jan 25 18:25:00 2009] You tell Sangra, "ahh ok"
(1232925931)[Sun Jan 25 18:25:31 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i just couldnt do ER duty cause i can lift anything"
(1232925941)[Sun Jan 25 18:25:41 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "cant even"
(1232925956)[Sun Jan 25 18:25:56 2009] You tell Sangra, "oh ya thats true"
(1232925958)[Sun Jan 25 18:25:58 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i mean the left arm works its just the hand that doesnt"
(1232925974)[Sun Jan 25 18:26:14 2009] You tell Sangra, "ohh ok"
(1232925998)[Sun Jan 25 18:26:38 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "and on a good day i can use the ring finger on it, just hurts me alot"
(1232926000)[Sun Jan 25 18:26:40 2009] You tell ANON1, "omg where did you guys find this chick"
(1232926019)[Sun Jan 25 18:26:59 2009] \aPC -1 ANON1:ANON1\/a tells you, "she applied....hillarious though"
(1232926023)[Sun Jan 25 18:27:03 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "but the thumb and other finers are useless completely"
(1232926040)[Sun Jan 25 18:27:20 2009] You tell Sangra, "that sucks"
(1232926041)[Sun Jan 25 18:27:21 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "and lol when i had both hands i did type over 100wpm ;p"
(1232926057)[Sun Jan 25 18:27:37 2009] You tell Sangra, "damn"
(1232926070)[Sun Jan 25 18:27:50 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "i used typing as a dexterity training regimen"
(1232926076)[Sun Jan 25 18:27:56 2009] You tell Sangra, "i can probly do about 20ish"
(1232926093)[Sun Jan 25 18:28:13 2009] \aPC -1 Sangra:Sangra\/a tells you, "and i hope i dont bug, just its only us out here"

To wrap this up, I have compiled a handful of the hilarious parses that come from this unstable indivudual. There's really not much point in revealing how terribly she plays her class, except...




My hands are tied, the following are links to a handful of the most godawful parses you'll ever see. I wanted to post as many named/zones as possible for those who think I'm cherrypicking. But first, BOOBIES!










Fail parses: http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard01.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard02.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard06.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard07.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard08.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn479/piobmaster/sangra/Clipboard09.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard11.jpg
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/n...lipboard12.jpg


Enjoy!

Xennon

Hey there!

Great post!

Sangra tells you, "i'm a cripple hun"

She is crippled in the brain eh? Sure seems like it.

Plus you added boobs which is more win.

And you say she has been posting on flames as of late so there is a great chance she may reply to this thread!

You might have potential 5 star win here!

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhziez!

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Shesaz

Wow, somebody likes to brag LOL
I kind of feel bad for her =/

Oh well, Sony put the name change potions in the game for a reason ; )

detras

isn't Sangra the Mechanis dev? I would like to apologize to all from the templar community. We really didn't have a choice.

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"It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

Ultimaomega

Why does this all sound familiar to me? I could have sworn there was a flame about a schizophrenic chick before. And one of her jobs was nursing....now I have to go find that thread...


Edit: Found it. http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard...long-text.html

I knew I had read something similar before.

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Moccasin

lololololol No way these two-dudes-pretending-to-be-bitches are not the same person.

Ariel

OMG you guys...she parses like that cause she only has ONE HAND that WORKS!!! Didn't you read???

Even the best healer on the server has a bad day..or...um, 8. And I can see why her guild would sit the best healer on the server for a VP run. They don't want to intimidate the other healers.

I think that's sweet.

CASTIGELLIAN

I soooo wanna do her!

She turns me on.

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mafoe

5 stars, haha :D

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Hoss

damn someone beat me to the seraphina connection.

Momma always said, crazy is as crazy does.

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