Sam Deathwalker

rukkis · 07-28-2009, 04:10 PM

Background: Sam is that idiot that you have probably heard about boxing 24 toons in EQ1 and some similar number in WoW. I have only interacted with him on the EQ shadowknight boards but I can imagine that he is just as bad / dumb when it comes to WoW.

He would post pictures of himself half naked in all sorts of weird costumes while bragging about how much he got laid. As disturbing as it all was I wrote it off as a goof until I saw this:

NSFW***SORRY***NSFW***SORRY***NSFW
DeathWalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW! Go to Page 100 For Surprise! - Page 99 - Fires of Heaven Guild Message Board

Seems he is a real life pedophile and proud of it. Pretty interesting read.

Foggy · 07-28-2009, 04:17 PM

You could add NSFW! My boss liked the boobs though...

rukkis · 07-28-2009, 04:22 PM

Added, forgot about that. Although what were you expecting clicking a random link about a pedophile on the internet.

Foggy · 07-28-2009, 04:37 PM

Well i didnt expect giant fake boobies on page 2 prior to 5pm!

Otis · 07-28-2009, 04:38 PM

serum321 · 07-28-2009, 04:40 PM

"Not sure why I'm baffled by your hair remarks out of that flurry of 'wtf' you just posted. It's like you don't know the love child of Gallagher and Don King is on your head."

I lol'd.

Otis · 07-28-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Deathwalker

Ya consentual sex with a 15 year old and a 17 year old when I was in my 30's. Big deal.

More win.

rukkis · 07-28-2009, 04:48 PM

I like the ever so classy list of the number of women he has slept with.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Deathwalker

2/16/06: 380
5/22/06: 381
9/09/06: 382 and 383 (woot!)
10/05/06: 384
11/21/06: 385
12/8/06: 386
1/29/07: 387
3/28/07: 388 (nice 22 year old!) (I had 2 females living here for the last 2 months so that kinda cut down on the new ones lol)....
5/3/07: 389
5/11/07: 390
5/29/07: 391
6/30/07: 392
7/13/07: 393
9/24/07: 394
11/4/07: 395
11/13/07: 396
1/28/08: 397 (19 yr old)
2/24/08: 398 (26 yr old)
4/20/08: 399
5/22/08: 400
6/15/08: 401
7/23/08: 402 (twenty year old)
8/19/08: 403
10/1/08: 404
1/20/09: 405
4/03/09: 406 (28 year old)
4/20/09: 407 (26 year old with HUGE tits)
6/07/09: 408 (20 year old)
6/22/09: 409 (44 year old 115 lbs
7/10/09: 410

You can just tell he keeps it in a journal locked under his bed with mementos such as hair clippings and left behind undergarments tucked between the pages.

Divexo · 07-28-2009, 04:51 PM

I had sex with a 16 and 15 year old(s).....when I was that age lol

What about that teacher I banged when I was 15...can't rape the willing unless your parents find out!!

all in all though..the guy is a sicko and feels he did nothing wrong.

Weatherman · 07-29-2009, 11:44 PM

It's sick bastards like this that are one of the reasons I am glad I have a son and no daughters. I really, really would not enjoy being sent to prison as a result of 'expressing my displeasure' with someone like this who might happen to 'spend time' with any underage female offspring of mine...namely in the form of several 9mm holes in their face.

I am realistic enough to know that someone within three or four years of an underage girl isn't on such shaky legal terrain (even if the idea still doesn't thrill me)...but a 30-year-old? Not happening.