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Old 07-29-2009, 02:37 PM  
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There is the royal douchebag on the official forums named Cusashorn. According to his retarded signature, his in-game toon is a Monk on Kithicor, named Ouka. He constantly posts retarded shit, and is the quintessential example of the "Casual" player who expects to be just as good as the "hardcore" players without doing the same amount of work.

Most recently, he started this thread here: Restrict armor and weapon bonuses to epic encounter?
Asking for raid loot to be nerfed to actually be WORSE than heroic loot, simply so that this douchebag can get into a pickup group! Here are some highlights:
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I was just thinking of how one of the advantages to being a raider is how much better your gear is over those who can't raid or obtain the same things. Having super powerful raid gear obviously makes you the better choice to bring into a group. A tank with TSO raid gear is obviously going to be the prefered choice over a tank with V2. Not very much fun for the V2 tank who enjoys playing his class and wants to just be in the group, right?
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Say the Casual has a breastplate of 500 AC, and the Raider had a breastplate of 650 AC. Now lets say that 200 of that raider's BP was a direct result of being in a raid encounter. This would mean his BP only had an AC of 450 in group encounters.
Yes folks, you heard right... this guy actually expects casuals to have better loot that raiders. And What the fuck is V2 gear and AC? There is no AC in this game and hasn't been since oh... I dunno Live update 1 or 2?!?!

There is just so much wrong with this guy it makes it hard knowing where to start. You see, for one thing, It's not too often that I see uber raid geared tanks actually looking to join pickup groups in the first place, unless they happen to suck and nobody in their guild wants to group with them. So I am left to assume that this guy is so terrible, that he gets beat out by tanks that are known to be terrible. Additionally, he completely fails to recognize that he is perfectly capable of starting his OWN GODDAMN GROUP!

This is not the first time this guy has started threads requesting the stupidest fucking changes. Back towards the end of May, when there was a patch that boosted the amount of AA exp we got, he actually fucking complained about getting more AA! Heres a link:
Faster Achievement XP from grinding = No Bueno, In my opinion.
Here is a guy who seems to want to play the game as slow as humanly possible, and also seem sto want to drag the rest of us down with him. Here is a highlight:
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I don't like grinding, and quite frankly, don't want to earn achievement XP in any form that doesn't involve killing a named, looting a treasure, discovery locations, collections, or quests.
So by now, you guys are probably thinking, "Wow Crab, so he's a retard, leave him alone, he doesn't affect you!", well your wrong. Because of the types of Whiny, complainy bullshit threads this guy does, and the enourmous amount of Dev Attention he gets, he very much can and has affected all of us. They went so far as to actually Make a patch specificly for this one guy, to allow him NOT to gain the extra Achievement XP!

If this type of whiny, bitchy, little emo fag gets patches made to the game simply because he's a retard and wants us all to slow down so he can catch guy, ("Guys wait up! Guys! Guys?! GUUUUYSS!?!?! hey you guys!!!!), then what is next? Are we actually going to see raid geared nerfed so that heroic gear is better? A reasonable person would say "Of course not", but I'm one of those paranoid fucks who knows that a douchebag like this can start a terrible downward spiral that fucks over raiders forever.

Fuck this guy, seriously. You know it's bad when half the threads he starts on the official forums begin with some shit like "DOn't flame me for this!" or "Here's my mini-rant, and yes I already know "I don't deserve this kinda of loot because I don't play enough, but here goes... "... Seriously fuck this guy. SRSLY!

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and some tail...
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:41 PM  
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The patch wasn't for him, it was to fix a bug no one cared about that just so happened to fix his issue.

Second pic has hairy arms and could be man ass.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:47 PM  
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The patch was for him dude. Wouldn't have happened if he didn't start his shitty thread. I agree it did fix a teeeeeny tiny bug that had existed forever... but if you read the thread, and the dev responses, it's very obvious that it happened because of him.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:49 PM  
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I don't mind this Cusashorn guys threads even though I think they are fucking stupid, its not really a bad thing that there is someone championing the casual gameplayer. Here is the part I don't get though, this guy claims to be casual yet he has 16k forum posts and knows pretty much everything there is to know about eq2 lore, he's actually more hardcore then any of us.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:55 PM  
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knowing alot of lore means someone has to much time on their hands. and doesnt do enough drugs/drink cuz i dont remeber stupid shit like which dragon in the game fucked the other dragon to make the big bad ass boss.
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:00 PM  
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:45 PM  
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He is just a terrible player who blames it on gear instead of being terrible.
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:46 PM  
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So... he's like almost every other player of this game?
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Old 07-29-2009, 04:00 PM  
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No he's worse. Most people who happen to suck, keep their suck to themselves. This guy is trying to spread his suckage, like butter over too much bread.
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Old 07-29-2009, 04:06 PM  
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I'd say he's better since he puts his suck in public view for easy counter. It's the sneaky bastards using PM's, personal contacts, FF and other quiet means that really scare me.
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