Greedly the Paladin

Squacky · 04-13-2007, 04:15 PM

I may not know Greedly very well, or spent very much time with him, but after helping waste three hours of my life in Unrest last night my opinion of him now is very low.

A "good job" to Greedly for borking a T5 mentor raid earlier this week by AFKing before zoning into PF for Knubed and then not paying enough attention to realize he'd been swapped groups for ninja-afking and that he was unmentored. Grats on graying out a mob that was at 2% (usually you should wait until after raids to rub one out to the she elf next to you).

A "great job" to Greedly for leading an Unrest group and coughing out instructions to the group when you haven't the foggiest idea what to do in the zone. Lagging into front door and then standing there asking why you were getting hit while the swashy pulls the mobs off the healer and then dies while you try to pull your thumb out of your ass is a great way to start the zone. Tell the group to go into the game room with two chess pieces and then wondering when the named is going to spawn is a great way to save time in a lengthy zone. And lets not forget to make sure that when a group has two tanks and the paladin is the main tank, you should never put your mitigation transfer on the guardian because if the group gets an add (like we did many many times) Greedly has the highest mit he can so that he can leave the add on the healer and worry about trying to DPS as a pally. Such as when we were on the roof and there was a little gargoyle add and Greedly made sure to say that there was an add on our healer but left it there for the swashy to pull off and tank. Nevermind that the additional mit buff would have helped our tank and therefore healer, Amends seems to be bad for the pally too! Heaven forbid he "doesn't want the extra hate" that would very likely have kept most of the mobs that turned on the warlock. After all, we all know paladins are a beast of an aggro whore when they're in offensive and not taunting. Finally Greedly is a cocky self-concious moron for getting very defensive and calling me a retard for pointing out your shortcomings.

As a side note, Kakama is an ignorant fury who doesn't listen to instructions like "don't loot the recipe" or "don't harvest shinies". There were two healers in the group and I referred to "the healer" in all the text above because Kakama couldn't heal a group if she had AE complete heal with an instant cast and recast and only one button on her keyboard which coincided with that spell on her hotbar. Our group wiped while she was a floor below us harvesting a collectible.

In summary, the incompetence of those two took a zone which should ideally take two to two and a half hours and turned it into a zone that took three hours to not even get to the basement.

I would like to finish with props to Jezia for playing a warlock well enough and having the patience that I didn't have to stick with that group. And a major props to Alyndria for being able to keep a group like that alive as long as she did and staying positive through it all (I don't know what you're smoking to make you that mellow but I want some).

Greedly and Kakama -- fuckoffplzthx

maria · 04-13-2007, 04:22 PM

lol i read this
and
you had a paladin AND a guard and two fuckin healers for unrest? lol 4 hours later~

anyways, you guys do know about the rate-a-retard section right?

personally my unrest groups consist of the following:
either my friends sk or guard
carli the mystic
myself the illusionist
now here comes the fun part, find a dirge or troub then fill the group with either scouts or mages
you can do the zone in 1.5 hours like this :D
personally i dont think unrest groups should ever be done with pickup tanks, considering how half this god damn population of eq2 thinks they should all roll tanks and all suck at them baffles me. but never take 2 healers and two tanks unless the healer is a fury that nukes

Wump · 04-13-2007, 04:30 PM

The name Greedly would have been a dead giveaway to me he was a bonehead.

Exidius · 04-13-2007, 04:57 PM

thats my alt

Ever · 04-13-2007, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Exidius

thats my alt

That explains everything.

Nyax · 04-13-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exidius

thats my alt

No ex, thats my alt.

Exocia · 04-13-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Exidius

thats my alt

drama whore=X thats not your alt

hehe *wave*

Jezia · 04-13-2007, 06:33 PM

LMAO Squacky! =)

The worst part is that the pally BP & fabled mele cloak dropped :/
Guess who got both??
He said he would let the guardian have the cloak because he won the BP but rolled anyway and won the cloak.
His quote "didn't think i'd really win it"
THE ODDS WERE ONLY 50/50 YOU FUCKTARD!

Sort of a kick square in the nuts to both of us......

Oh ya, zoned in at what? 2am CST roughly?
I logged at 6:30am CST........i guess I should really be blaming myself for staying.

I actually thought it was all worth it when that master chest dropped too =(

Squacky · 04-13-2007, 06:34 PM

Hard to be picky of groups at 12.30am, and the only reason I really wanted to go in there was for Marr cloak update.

Panthera · 04-13-2007, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by maria

carli the mystic

OK. You win.