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Old 04-20-2007, 12:41 PM  
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LOTTERY winner Jenny Southall has revealed she found love through her secret life — as a sex-slave warlock. The divorced mum, who scooped £8.3million last week, fell under the spell of toyboy Simon — 22 YEARS her junior — during an online fantasy game.

For anyone who played on Darathar - this is too funny for words. Gratz tho' guys.

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Old 04-20-2007, 12:55 PM  
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Old 04-20-2007, 12:59 PM  
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They didn't even take the right screenshot.

But judging from that wide-angle photo, they do look like a decent match. EverQuest 2 will be more fun than irl sex though.
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:08 PM  
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wow lol
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:12 PM  
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this is one of the most disturbing things ive ever seen.
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:17 PM  
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They look like relatives.
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:52 PM  
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An excellent article, and thank you for posting this - but I moved it from Rate a Retard to Everything Else because it involves Everquest, rather than people who play EQ2.

Thanks

(I agree, that couple pic leaves little to the imagination)
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:55 PM  
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So if they looked like Anglina and Brad would A) the story have even been run? B) people have cared as much?

No to both. THey are happy let them alone.
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So if they looked like Anglina and Brad would A) the story have even been run? B) people have cared as much?

No to both. THey are happy let them alone.
Brad doesn't look like Anglina's son. (And yes, I saw that stupid movie.)
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Old 04-20-2007, 04:47 PM  
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An excellent article, and thank you for posting this - but I moved it from Rate a Retard to Everything Else because it involves Everquest, rather than people who play EQ2.

Thanks

(I agree, that couple pic leaves little to the imagination)
The threads about Teejay, lvl 70 monk on Darathar lvl 6x dirge on Nagafen. And his other half (or more ) also plays a wizard somewhere, it says in the article. The Everquest picture is just "The Suns" ignorance in which game to make a pic of as they chose Everquest, not EQ2.

But oh well, I always said Teejay was a motherfucker and now he gone n done this.
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