Raypon/Goris/Gorees: Inept Retired Drama Queen

Stealthy · 06-01-2007, 08:59 AM

3 cheers to Gorees for winning the not-so-coveted "Dumbass of the Year Award"
As there weren't many competitors vying for this dubious honour...Gorees was the front runner right from the start. For any of you out there that wish to be a candidate for next year's award, just follow Gorees's "Five Simple (and I mean simple as in moronic) Steps to Public Ridicule"

Step 1: Stop playing a game that you had only rudimentary skills at for about a year.

Step 2: Pick a random toon from a Guild that you used to play with, but had no real association with and head on over to EQ2 Flames.

Step 3: Post some completely fabricated self-indulgent rubbish about said toon. Bonus points for fucking up your 'facts' with inaccuracies that demonstrate your complete lack of intelligence.

Step 4: Wait, in giddy glee, to revisit your post only to find that the only one being flamed is yourself.

Step 5: Rather than tuck your tail between your semen-coated asscheeks and browse on over to the Care Bear website...post more shit about as many other people that you can recall so that you can cement your chances at winning the trophy.

CONGRATULATION GOREES!!!

P.S. It might be just me, but I can assure you that when I stop playing EQ2 I will have better things to do than be a forum troll after the fact. /boggle

Raistin · 06-01-2007, 09:02 AM

dont forget the name of the toon he posts under doesnt belong to him, he was borrowing it from a friend while playing the game.

Stealthy · 06-01-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Raistin

dont forget the name of the toon he posts under doesnt belong to him, he was borrowing it from a friend while playing the game.

Wasn't there some other drama associated with Goris? I seem to recall something about when he quit the game that he sold the account to another Elysiumite then either didn't give the info over as promised, or ninja-changed the info to keep the account. I might be mis-remembering the name here, or not not be privvy to all the 'facts'...but the name Goris seems to ring a bell in this context.

Gtwo · 06-01-2007, 06:07 PM

LOL funny i just got done watching Gorees' dad preach, on live wire. He really is quite motivational. My favorite part was................NM he's more retarded than you. If i was just as coool as you, Mr Hip colledge kid.