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    Default Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    67 zerker lfg but can only use 2h cuz my dumbass sold my 1h


    Mullet expert, Ladies man, Pro Boxer, Blowhard douche. At least one of these things describes kelsett. The Berzerker who has taught us once again the joys of 60-69 Chat.

    Using his own words I'll try to paint a picture of this god among toons.





    Kelsett will Kick your ASS chuck Norris style

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    I can remove ya just pull ya by your hair out of the house and remove the door with my feet lol
    But can you HANG the door with your feet, I hear thats much harder



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    serpicos funny to you but yes I will be wed-fri first night I get ther prob get drunk ride harleys at a bike gathering but I will stop by to say hello

    Alright but I am NOT drinking Merlot with you cause I'm a wine snob.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    lol my son just arrived said dad I really want to go with you to Arizona I want to meet that dude personally and say hello :-) funny

    Does that mean I'm famous, cause I've wanted to do the same thing to Jessica Alba for a long time.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    ahhh all written down so you know I didnt forget you live at 120 e 5h street temple az 85281 :-)"

    I don't know where temple arizona is but I bet it has lots of Mormons


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    im 6ft 4 240 and not fat guy anyways as I said you gave me the address and was ironic I am going to visit my friend in AZ next week so I will accept your invitation and give you a visit

    Whatever shall I wear!


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    I never threatened ya I simply stated you gave me your address to come visit ya and i said I am big mean and ugly and you will prob. run away and cry :-)
    And smelly, don't forget smelly.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    yup and you can talk trash to me in my face in real life guy but you will prob. run and cry I am not a little man and I am very big mean and bald headed lol wont be pretty

    Esspecially if you come dressed as a clown.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    ok got it written kinda ironic how next week I am heading too AZ to visit my friend that just purcased a house close by ya

    Yup thats the definition of Irony all right. No wait thats coincidence.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    here is my last quote if pierce keeps messing me with me pierc with have a unfriendly visit from a non pierce but a mooney that will black ya out

    I don't know what that means but I think it means that your gonna get hit in the eye with a wad of money.


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    oh whatever you guys got my number where i am at currently and my address you want someting bring it you dont then stfu al talk heck I can get on a plane give me yours if you wanna rumble

    I'm told kelsett rides planes like they are horses.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    seamon your a punk and you ever come visit me we could have a short but sweet meeting

    I know it sounds gay but he will assure us later in this post that he's not.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    heck here it is 3970 e evans red sa, tx 78259 come over lets melee

    What if I'm a caster class FIREBALL FIREBALL, MAGIC MISSLE!!


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    seamon and you can meet me in real life and learn a lesson quick son

    Mabye had you been a better father seo wouldn't have to learn so late in life.

    He almost went pro but he sold his helmet and gloves by accident

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    no worries I can curl 198lbs and bench 362lbs atleast thats my record in college football


    Was that the year the waterboy was averaging 20 sacks a game?

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    grats I lost 1 fight in my life when I was still in highschool fighting at the downtown san antonio arena in semipro boxing cuz my eyebrow got cuz grrr anyways its a great experience to be in front of thousands and fight

    I lost a fight against Mike Tyson once but only because of a nasty Charlie Horse.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    ya you would bee at your age etc heck when I was younger after college I beat up a cop badly got sentenced to 10 years ... did 1 year only at East Garza Prison wasnt so bad though

    All the blowjobs to the Guards paid off I guess.

    Who is Kelsett, why he’s six feet, 4 inches 37 years and 250lbs of Hot wind.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    dam serpicos your right I am getting fat been playing eq2 too much just stepped on scale after takeing a leak I am 250lbs now

    But how much did you weight before the leak?


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    unless of course you like very large bald dudes with bad a attitude naw wouldnt like me

    Acctually I hear thats the new happening fetish.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    actually as I said im 6ft 4 240 yes I am bald and have a long gotique cuz I like to ride my harley alot and hang with my dubious friends but as vehicles go take your pick my main is a 2007 chevy 4x4 and I never eat mcdonalds

    His alt is a Capri and he only eats taco bell.


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    sorry wildfire as I stated before im not 130lbs lol im 240 guy

    GUY, not GIRL BITCHES


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    i am 37 woot

    i am 37 dude and what I say I say the truth I dont lie

    I still say we cut him in half and count his rings to verify.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    currently I stepped up to jack I used to drink evans but I figure wtf just x2 the price its not that much
    I hear scope will get you nice and fucked up to.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    naw I only drink jack n coke and smoke cigs while playing the other bs doesnt interest me

    Ya well I eat raw red meat and fuck prostitutes while pumping iron and RAIDING at the same time.

    Kelsett the Scholar is a tireless advocate of higher education and is chock full of usefull information.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    know education time guys/gals why is it I am the center of the chat ? think about it why do you honor me with all this attention etc its all about me... suggestion get wise and learn

    Get wise and learn is the best slogan since vote or die.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    subs take people to locations people dont take subs guy

    Wow no wonder I couldn't cross the Atlantic pulling that sub


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    truth is bruce lee fought cuck norris in 1981 I think and bruce lee kicked his butt
    If it did happen it's only because Chuck wished it to be so.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    for those of you that dont know ignorant-not knowing

    This may become my new sig.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    of course calling someone dumb is insulting... now for the most of ya I all you ignorant which is not a insult just stateing fact

    Ya like if I call you a hippo, thats insulting, but if I say your fucking fat, thats just a stating a fact.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    well smart guy what doesit mean ? lol look it up einstein

    I think this quote speaks for itself

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    i dont even know what tool is nor i care
    DYI projects must be hell for you.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    actually dumbass kelsett is the name of the troll warrior in the ( sword of shannara series ) of books dumbass
    I hear suger ray used to read the Shannara series before every fight. I don't know how you lost that boxing match man.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    charlotte I find it hard to believe you ever were in business ... i dunno just your mind and talk doesnt match the scenario
    You on the other hand are obviously the CEO of a multinational corporation.




    Kelsett needs friends. What's up Unrest server, You never call, you never write, you never visit.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    and I just said it again ... nobody has taken me up yet so stfu I give you my address number etc anytime you want it

    You invite people to your house, and they never come over hrm.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    well if you want me to call you and yell at ya sure give me your number you want to meet in in person and take it further all it takes is your address etc I can take a plane anytime anywhere and I am serious

    I tried this as a pickup line once and all I got was a restraining order.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    sure give me number I would love to yell at one of ya
    Get those digits man.


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    does it boil down to I dont care and nobody has called or came over ? heck want to come over and be cool ok want to come over and get whooped thats ok too as I say again I am real deal I dont lie
    I think hes talking about his family in this quote.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    yes I live in 3 houses cuz I own 3 but I am mostly in town at sa/tx my other 2 are at medina lake and sa,cf"
    They are made out of cardboard but hey, who am I to judge.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    well write this down and look me up generally I am at this location I have 3 houses but genearlly here in town 3970 e evans rd, sa tx 78259 1-210-481-0359


    This is just his safehouse, the penthouse in the city and the vineyard in France are just to hot right now.


    Kelsett is sensitive but he is STRAIT and anyone that says differently is a HOMO.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    i have cried a few times in life
    Does it happens when no one calls or comes over?

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    serpicos I told you I dont call men to talk to I am not gay
    When he makes reservations at a restaurant he has to keep calling and hanging up till he gets a woman on the phone, cause like, hes not gay.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    well let them try to play a girl on a phone doubt it would work

    Fool me once...

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    im sure charlotte wants a gay marriage i mean geez a guy with a womans name hmmmmmm

    Watch out charlotte, I think thats an offer.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    your a sicko I am a straight man only interested in woman and woman with brains etc why you or some of you bring gay relationships into converstion is beyond me
    He's a zombie women with no brains provide him with no food.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    seamon your a punk and you ever come visit me we could have a short but sweet meeting

    Not gay



    A real ladies man



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    I never said she is dumb I simply stated I would like a deaf woman dont put words into my text ( meaning )
    As if it was possible for you to get a women who could stand to listen to you for more than 20 seconds.




    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    a deaf woman sounds great heck wouldnt even have to talk to ya

    Would be a match made in heaven if you asked me.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    only if you got big boobs and small ass and pleasent to look at :-)
    Sorry no fat deaf women



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    a woman that plays eq2 has to have more brains than a hooker etc dam right would rather meet a woman eq2 player and talk to her anyday over a slut I can pay 100 bucks to lay down for me

    No wonder that hooker I hired couldn't tank CMM for shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    well trust me if your a guy dont call me for sex talk period if your a guy and call talk about game or life in general now if your a woman you can talk about both previous said and then some

    It amazes me that you don't drown in a sea of willing women kelsett.



    Hes uber at Eq2 Also what CANT HE DO!!


    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    I have really become badass lol I can actually kill 2 level 60 heroic mobs solo lol almost died im pathetic still


    I'm pretty sure the EQ2 definition of "Baddass" is being able to solo 2 level 60 heroic mobs.
    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    dont know if that was directed at me but I will be first to admit I am not that good at eq2 yet but heck only had game 48 days now :-)
    No man you rock everyone knows Zerkers never use sword and board.


    Kelsett the mullet expert.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    read my previous post dude I defined all the ( mullet ) sucker geez you people even read or are you all drunk and stoned ?

    Yes kelsett you truly define the mullet

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    wrong kyirra mullet has nothing to do with hair geez you people amaze me so ignorant
    NOTHING TO DO WITH HAIR, god kyirra your an idiot.



    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    well if dictionary.com and blueletterbible.com which I wont go into yet then yes I looked it up to define all the areas and meanings of a particualar word... know this I know more than you do of so call * mullat *

    Duh everyone knows Mullat is a Disney movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett
    funny if ne1 of you looked up mullet on dictionary.com ou would go omg im a moron

    Sounds like you speak from experience.


















    Quote Originally Posted by kelsett

    and im for real no joke here boy
    Lets play some League of Legends

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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Would have been better with some proper screenshots, but dang... he does seam obssessed with visiting and geting people to visit him.

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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Hahahahahahahahah!!!

    I laughed my fucking ass off. The sad thing is even though he doesn't have screenshots, these are -direct- quotes from this guy in 60-69 chat. I have actually seen him say most of it. XD

    You forgot to mention that he claims to own a pressure washer company with 2 employees, and he makes $150,000 a year, but he has like $2,000,000 in the bank.

    My 17 year old neighbor owns a pressure washing company too... He's loaded, let me tell ya.




    EDIT: L2Spell

    EDIT2: Man, I can not wait until somebody directs him to this site. This is going to be the best rate-a-retard of all time!
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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    I thought it was 3 million, Lorak.

    And Argyuile wins at the internet.


    erm I fixed it, all Paladins look alike to me =(

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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    He mentioned the pressure washing thing before I logged in and saw him spewing I think so its not in my log file. I only know about it 2nd hand.
    Lets play some League of Legends

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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Maybe it was 3 milion. I didn't want to give him that much credit. =-x
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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    He might as well have said 8 million. It's amazing how much interest you get on imaginary money.

    And I didn't see the part about him owning two planes, and driving three cars - at once!

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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Laughing so hard I am crying. I have an ear infection atm and cannot hear too well out of my right ear. I wonder if half-deaf is good enough for him? We can go pwn level 60's together and ride off on his harley while I run my fingers through his "goutie". No need to post screenshots. Everyone from Unrest has his words of wisdom burned into our psyche. Argyuile you deserve a kick ass title like "prince among men" for this post. Seriously.
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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Please! (I'm begging you) get him to post on this site!


    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]FEEL the WUMP

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    Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

    Quote Originally Posted by Lorak View Post
    Hahahahahahahahah!!!

    I laughed my fucking ass off. The sad thing is even though he doesn't have screenshots, these are -direct- quotes from this guy in 60-69 chat. I have actually seen him say most of it. XD

    You forgot to mention that he claims to own a pressure washer company with 2 employees, and he makes $150,000 a year, but he has like $2,000,000 in the bank.

    My 17 year old neighbor owns a pressure washing company too... He's loaded, let me tell ya.




    EDIT: L2Spell

    EDIT2: Man, I can not wait until somebody directs him to this site. This is going to be the best rate-a-retard of all time!
    Idiocy in bold.

    I thought the style that the OP posted the flame was obnoxious, and I quickly got bored reading for two reasons:

    1. The insults were horrible, they didn't seem to hurt anyones feelings nor did they make me laugh in any way. They were hardly offensive at all.
    Edit- The insults also seem to be lacking wit, any and all wit.

    2. Even though I didn't finish, the quotes you took from the individual, although they did depict him in a light of idiocy, didn't seem to merit any sort of rate a retard thread.

    Now, I didn't finish reading, so I'm sure there was something worth posting in there.. but maybe next time weed out the stupid shit so people will actually read more than half your post.

    /sigh. Amateurs.
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