oddyophile

Skaer, you wouldn't know wit if it was rubbing its taint on your forehead.

Senelin

wow that's long, but it was highly amusing.

Skaer

True, but your mother's is much more recognizable.

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oddyophile

Thanks for proving my point.

Skaer

Oh, no, he made a mom joke how lame!

Really, you brought up taint, so I just picked one that I felt was worth mentioning. Really I could have said Presidential candidate Bush's taint, Robin Meade's taint, your Sister's taint. However, I made a real time decision to pick your mother's. Now, I made that decision for a few reasons that I'd like to discuss.

First, she's your mother. Now, assuming you're like a decent percentage of the Everquest Two population, you're probably between your mid twenties to early thirties, placing your mother around her 50s ? Well, I love that crusty taint, it rubs nice. Plus, I'm sure she's also divorced, meaning I was privileged enough to blow the dust off of it. That extra work really improves the satisfactory feeling I get after a hard day.

Second, despite the temptation of discussing Robin Meade's taint (the only reason I turn on CNN in the mornings.. or was it MSNBC, I can't remember) it would really have no relation to you at all. What fun is picking on something that has nothing to do with someone? It isn't. So really, who's closer to you than your mom? We all fell out of our mother's taint at some point in our life, now what's better than insulting that bond?

I'd really love to continue, but I've got to shower and do some other things before I go out for the evening. Hopefully I'll bag myself some ass in Waikiki tonight. I'm hoping.

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Senelin

Wow, thx info

Mucho metaphysical

Lorak

Stop derailing the thread before Kelsett even gets a chance to come here and show you what he's really made of!

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oddyophile

Lol, your mom is the easiest no-brainer joke there is. There's no wit there. It's an off-the-cuff response, and requires no wit or intellect. I understand why you used it, though. With most domesticated primates mentioning Your Mom can drive them into a poo throwing frenzy, but your simple attempt to anger me only met with failure.

Now your second response, that was better. Had you opened with that much thought and effort I would have been impressed. That made me laugh. But no, you took the dullard route and tried to pass it off as wit. Next time you want to prove how much you know about flaming people, open with your big insults. The little ones just make you look stupid.

Holyhands

I only have two screenshots ill be sure to document all of his further retardation for this thread.

Skaer

Actually the first post lead into the second post, those were my intentions. It's called baiting, I use the small post to lead into a situation favorable to myself.

It's all part of wit.

However, as I had previously mentioned. Taking a sentence from an individual and applying one liners to them is not funny, it doesn't take wit. I could find a myriad of sentences that anyone has said and apply phrases to them, it doesn't make me witty. If he could take the meat of those discussions and apply insults to them, it would be much more appealing.

Yes, I understand this individual is an idiot, but taking stupid remarks and insulting him for them doesn't do a whole lot for me. Show me how it's out of place of a discussion or show me what the person harassing him into being an idiot said.

I got that he's an idiot, show me what truly makes him shine amongst the rest of the 'tard populous.

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I hate fat chicks.

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