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Old 07-10-2007, 04:15 PM  
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Trolling is the way to go.

I just don't play EQ2. Though y'all should know Kelsett's name. There's enough given information.

Though I forgot that you've gotta be a somewhat fast learner.
uhm wut?
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:18 PM  
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Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

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Christ how did I miss that.. I take it Kelsett was a Troll? Amazing. He spelled that wrong lol.

Keltset is the Troll Companion of Panamon Creel in The sword of Shannara (the first book)
Actually, he was an ogre. He fails to get anything right. He also told us the origin of the name one day, about Kelsett being a troll... but he still rolled an ogre.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:26 PM  
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Actually, he was an ogre. He fails to get anything right. He also told us the origin of the name one day, about Kelsett being a troll... but he still rolled an ogre.
Well actually, the Rock trolls are huge and tough hided, Ogres do fit better with the Rock Troll description.

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Trolling is the way to go.

I just don't play EQ2. Though y'all should know Kelsett's name. There's enough given information.

Though I forgot that you've gotta be a somewhat fast learner.
Hi, ya Bullshit. 1) it is implied friends gave him plat to remake meaning he is likely on unrest again. then we have the following

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Actually the real Kelsett has a new character. He is going to be the next master device for use in attack or defense in combat. He is the ultimate warrior. You all will pay when he is resurrected as a new SUPER GOD...
This implies he is either Garet Jax or Stee Jans, they are the ONLY charcters described as invincable warriors, masters of offencive and defencive strategy.

Seeing as how the only person with the name Garet-anything on Unrest are this guy
http://eq2players.station.sony.com/c...erId=564073105
and this guy
http://eq2players.station.sony.com/c...erId=542379105

Neither of which are your supposed 8day old level 40 charcter.

Their is NO Stee on unrest or a combination of Stee Jans

So either you horribly butchered the name, or you have your Shannara Lore completely wrong.

Enlighten me otherwise, go for it.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:49 PM  
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Default Re: Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend

Rinion is so hot when he talks lore!
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:04 PM  
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I'd join Rinion in the bashing of Kelsett's horrible butchering of the Shannara series, but it's been too long since I've read the books. Though I do own the last 5 or 6 books. =3
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Old 07-10-2007, 10:21 PM  
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Oh man, I laughed so hard since my last post that I'm glad I wasn't sipping my Diet Cherry Coke.

You know, it's obvious Garet Jax was a name you picked out of your ass and even more obvious it's you now that I've looked it up on Wikipedia and found out it's from the Shannara books. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garet_Jax

Kelsett, let's do simple arithmetic...

There are 13 posts by Stuff minus the 13 posts in this thread defending you = you're a moron

There is 1 post by Garet Jax minus the 1 post in this thread defending you = you think we are morons

You are wasting our time by pretending you have friends ready to defend your pathetic ass. Just post under Kelsett and stop making the new forum accounts that only clutter up LFG's webspace.

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Old 07-10-2007, 10:48 PM  
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Argyuile is a fucking tool.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:25 AM  
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While the Sword series is not as verbose as say any of Sagan's, Frank Herbert (sr.) or Heinline's books, I still have an extremely difficult time believing that sufferer of trisomy, formerly known as Kelsett, can even read the word "the".
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:41 AM  
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think he forgot that he's not in RP server O_o
there's alot really hilarious ppl in Antonia Bayle..
go tjeck it out...
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:40 AM  
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Rinion is so hot when he talks lore!
heh, I love History and Lores of all kinds and it just so happened I am very familar with Lore writen by Terry Brooks.

kind of why WoW wasn't that appealing without a group of friends on it with me. Its lore kind of really sucks and its extremely hard to find the bits and peices of it in game other then books about the events of the great wars....which we already know from playing the previous warcraft games.

They release more lore on their website then in game, which imo, it is kind of sad.

Eh I should start reading more often again used to go through 1 to 3 books a week
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