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Old 07-04-2007, 09:07 PM  
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I'd really love to continue, but I've got to shower and do some other things before I go out for the evening. Hopefully I'll bag myself some ass in Waikiki tonight. I'm hoping.
Ha! There is a gay bar named the Waikiki a couple towns over from me.

Would this be where the said Ass Bagging will take place?
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:28 PM  
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Ha! There is a gay bar named the Waikiki a couple towns over from me.

Would this be where the said Ass Bagging will take place?
I was referring to the city. I hope the night isn't going so badly that I find myself in a gay bar .
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This is seriously desparate, there are SO many fish in the sea!! Just move on, if you're ugly, get pretty, if you're fat, get thin, let this be a motivating lesson!! DRIVE!! You needs it.[/color]
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:31 PM  
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I was referring to the city. I hope the night isn't going so badly that I find myself in a gay bar .
Thats the best place to get free drinks.
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:24 PM  
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We better watch out when he gets full Strongbear or whatever armor so he can pwn us all in duels. I heard he almost beat corndogs... got him to half health before he died. ya he got me to half health to but then when i started attackin my health didn't move. But damn we better watch out or he'll beat us "oldtimers" in duels.
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:41 PM  
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Idiocy in bold.

I thought the style that the OP posted the flame was obnoxious, and I quickly got bored reading for two reasons:

1. The insults were horrible, they didn't seem to hurt anyones feelings nor did they make me laugh in any way. They were hardly offensive at all.
Edit- The insults also seem to be lacking wit, any and all wit.

2. Even though I didn't finish, the quotes you took from the individual, although they did depict him in a light of idiocy, didn't seem to merit any sort of rate a retard thread.

Now, I didn't finish reading, so I'm sure there was something worth posting in there.. but maybe next time weed out the stupid shit so people will actually read more than half your post.

/sigh. Amateurs.
My dearest Skaer no one can flame like you. That is a given, but you must go back and read the whole thing. I laughed so hard I was wheezing. Humor me :D
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Old 07-04-2007, 11:05 PM  
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This is what we are spammed with all day every day:

Kelsett tells Level_60-69 (8),"70 zerker lfg oob / unrest / cmm ( seeks strongbears )"

Today he says:
Kelsett\/a tells Level_60-69 (8),"since my girlfriend with her big boobs , small butt, and pretty face doesnt even know how to turn on a oven I must do the cooking she is only good for 1 thing :-)"

and

Kelsett\/a tells Level_60-69 (8),"after I get done with her you will need a patch kit :-)"

wtf?

Kelsett\/a tells Level_60-69 (8),"us cowboys from texas don't know how to talk! heck yal a barely know how to use a toilet and I live in a indian tent and never seen toilet paper"

Kelsett\/a tells Level_60-69 (8),"naw yal, I just pull some grass from the plains and whipe, why use anything else ? "


He says things that are so outrageous. We laugh our asses off and don't even know how to respond.

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Old 07-04-2007, 11:06 PM  
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You forgot the part where he beat Dralnu in a duel. That was pretty funny.
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Old 07-04-2007, 11:14 PM  
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Ha! There is a gay bar named the Waikiki a couple towns over from me.

Would this be where the said Ass Bagging will take place?
There's also a gay bar near my town named London... there's gay bars named after most places it seams
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Old 07-04-2007, 11:29 PM  
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You forgot the part where he beat Dralnu in a duel. That was pretty funny.
Yea he beat me. To take a page our of Skaer's repertoire, I was trying to bait him for a duel bet. But oh well.
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:55 AM  
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Gay bar about 2 miles away from me in the town centre called The Sun.
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