Kelsett - Unrest| the man, the myth the legend - Page 5

Mephiston · 07-05-2007, 03:17 PM

nearest gar bar in the city is called fire in the hole..../sigh i did have to laugh wen it first opened

this guy is a fucking legend, i dont think the OP does him credit, the guy will randomly tell you that a shark just bit him...his pet shark, in his private lake.

hes obsessed with people who have played the game longer than him putting down the "rookies" aka him.

add in the boasts, inability to play, and that hes worth 3 million, hes just an incresably easy target. i didnt think it would last but, its been going on for ages now, almost every single night, the server will be joined in their assault on him, and he just feeds us ammo.

wed miss him if he were gone lol

Alania · 07-05-2007, 03:33 PM

The guy has an ego that rivals Lenavuz, only he has no skill to back up the smacktalk he dishes. Of course he can't spell worth a damn, always spells "fucking" as "fukn" which is retarded.

He seems to rationalize his inability to play the game well by making up an elaborate story about his RL, which has changed over time. He also has a bit of a multiple-personality disorder, since sometimes he claims he's a 16 year old kid, and that "that was just my dad talking, u fukn morons" or some other excuse. He changes mid-stride, as if dad tagged the kid in, then will switch back to "dad" and insult anyone who dared comment on how pisspoor the kids spelling was or anything else.

After all that, he starts in with the "my rl > your rl" and how he's some former bouncer/boxer/wrestler/porn star/whatever pops in his head. Its always "former" and he decided to go into powerwashing?! ROFL! He supposedly can "get your IP" just "if you keep typing." And once he has said IP, he's goin to come beat you up because you're stupid for playing the game.

One of his biggest bragging points is that he's only been playing the game <insert number of days here> but he's level <insert level>. He's done this for the last 20 levels that I know of. Yesterday, he said it was 48 days. Look at his "time played" and he's up to 26 days played. Wait, who's the no life loser now?! That's more than 13 hours a day!!!

So yeah, most of Unrest knows him. He's obnoxious and I usually ignore what he says because most of it is total bullshit. He just likes to hear himself talk. He will start a conversation like he is responding to someone, even if no one has said shit to him in hours. Sure he's fun to pick on and kick around for a while, but he really lost his charm with me before he even made it to the 60-69 chat.

edit to add: Oh and I just doublechecked... He was created April 20th, 76 days ago....

Argyuile · 07-05-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rinion

So if a place in Arizona named Temple existed it would obviously have to be a Mormon Compound?
Bruce Lees tit tastes like strawberries, you know you would to! oh and my bad Chuck wasn't his apprentice but he did view Bruce as a superior.

The point was that your completely gay for trying to bash this guy with a chuck Norris joke. If it wasn't for that and the apparent Mormon stereotyping I'd think it was entirely a funny commentary.

So as Skaer said, and fuck you for making me want to agree with him, cut out the bullshit w/ commentary and give us the Facts w/ commentary.

OK

Fact: your a douchebag

Commentary: the occasional bath wouldn't kill you

Wump · 07-05-2007, 04:42 PM

For the record I thought Argyuile's comments were pretty funny. I will admit I stopped reading about halfway through though because it was a very long post and I lost interest.

I still hope to get this loser (Kelsett) to start posting on this thread/site. It would make for an Epic / Mythical RAR thread no doubt.

He sounds like Unrests version of Blackburrows Sepentius. Just a guy who spams 60-69 chat with crap he hopes will either convince people he is awsome or a douchbag. I guess just getting people to acknowledge they exsist is the reward.

Brodek · 07-05-2007, 04:46 PM

Lol I remember bashing this guy when he was in the 50-59 chat, he started saying he was better than god because he had 3 house, 1 in a lake, he has a 3million $ company from his power washing shit. That was like 2 months ago.

Rinion · 07-05-2007, 04:53 PM

I thought it had alot of funny elements too, Wump. Except he used a Chuck Norris joke and seems to have a problem with my Religion.

Argyuile, what the fuck was that anyway? your a douche bag? take a bath? Man your flame to me is that!? Well after I've provided a multitude of posts throughout this site filled with plenty of half intellegent garbage.... Nevermind, I dont know why I keep expecting quality flames out of people.

Carry on, maybe this thread will get better after someone tells that guy it exists.

Skaer · 07-05-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kindall

It's CNN, and she's my cousin so lets not discuss her taint, GOD! ><

She's not just my cousin in the, "I know her and want to claim her way", I know her in the... she comes to my family reunions and I grew up with her way.

And to be completely off point.. because you brought her up.. whats the big deal with her? Shes just Robin to me.. I think she looks fake on CNN. /shrug

I'd be screwing my cousin, if I were you.

Luthienne · 07-05-2007, 06:31 PM

/feels another laughter-induced asthma attack coming on

Nakurus · 07-05-2007, 07:15 PM

rating it a 5... because well i hate him.

Argyuile · 07-05-2007, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rinion

I thought it had alot of funny elements too, Wump. Except he used a Chuck Norris joke and seems to have a problem with my Religion.

Argyuile, what the fuck was that anyway? your a douche bag? take a bath? Man your flame to me is that!? Well after I've provided a multitude of posts throughout this site filled with plenty of half intellegent garbage.... Nevermind, I dont know why I keep expecting quality flames out of people.

Carry on, maybe this thread will get better after someone tells that guy it exists.

No you read WAY to much into what I said because your obviously hyper-sensitive about it. I could have said Jews since they go to temples also and I probably should have since they probably have a sense of humor that mormons apparently lack.

Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die. - F. Forester Church