Argyuile

Mullet expert, Ladies man, Pro Boxer, Blowhard douche. At least one of these things describes kelsett. The Berzerker who has taught us once again the joys of 60-69 Chat.

Using his own words I'll try to paint a picture of this god among toons.





Kelsett will Kick your ASS chuck Norris style

But can you HANG the door with your feet, I hear thats much harder




Alright but I am NOT drinking Merlot with you cause I'm a wine snob.


Does that mean I'm famous, cause I've wanted to do the same thing to Jessica Alba for a long time.


I don't know where temple arizona is but I bet it has lots of Mormons



Whatever shall I wear!


And smelly, don't forget smelly.




Esspecially if you come dressed as a clown.


Yup thats the definition of Irony all right. No wait thats coincidence.


I don't know what that means but I think it means that your gonna get hit in the eye with a wad of money.



I'm told kelsett rides planes like they are horses.


I know it sounds gay but he will assure us later in this post that he's not.


What if I'm a caster class FIREBALL FIREBALL, MAGIC MISSLE!!



Mabye had you been a better father seo wouldn't have to learn so late in life.

He almost went pro but he sold his helmet and gloves by accident



Was that the year the waterboy was averaging 20 sacks a game?


I lost a fight against Mike Tyson once but only because of a nasty Charlie Horse.


All the blowjobs to the Guards paid off I guess.

Who is Kelsett, why he’s six feet, 4 inches 37 years and 250lbs of Hot wind.


But how much did you weight before the leak?



Acctually I hear thats the new happening fetish.


His alt is a Capri and he only eats taco bell.



GUY, not GIRL BITCHES



I still say we cut him in half and count his rings to verify.

I hear scope will get you nice and fucked up to.


Ya well I eat raw red meat and fuck prostitutes while pumping iron and RAIDING at the same time.

Kelsett the Scholar is a tireless advocate of higher education and is chock full of usefull information.


Get wise and learn is the best slogan since vote or die.


Wow no wonder I couldn't cross the Atlantic pulling that sub


If it did happen it's only because Chuck wished it to be so.




This may become my new sig.


Ya like if I call you a hippo, thats insulting, but if I say your fucking fat, thats just a stating a fact.


I think this quote speaks for itself

DYI projects must be hell for you.



I hear suger ray used to read the Shannara series before every fight. I don't know how you lost that boxing match man.



You on the other hand are obviously the CEO of a multinational corporation.




Kelsett needs friends. What's up Unrest server, You never call, you never write, you never visit.


You invite people to your house, and they never come over hrm.


I tried this as a pickup line once and all I got was a restraining order.

Get those digits man.


I think hes talking about his family in this quote.



They are made out of cardboard but hey, who am I to judge.





This is just his safehouse, the penthouse in the city and the vineyard in France are just to hot right now.


Kelsett is sensitive but he is STRAIT and anyone that says differently is a HOMO.

Does it happens when no one calls or comes over?

When he makes reservations at a restaurant he has to keep calling and hanging up till he gets a woman on the phone, cause like, hes not gay.




Fool me once...


Watch out charlotte, I think thats an offer.

He's a zombie women with no brains provide him with no food.




Not gay



A real ladies man



As if it was possible for you to get a women who could stand to listen to you for more than 20 seconds.





Would be a match made in heaven if you asked me.

Sorry no fat deaf women




No wonder that hooker I hired couldn't tank CMM for shit.


It amazes me that you don't drown in a sea of willing women kelsett.



Hes uber at Eq2 Also what CANT HE DO!!




I'm pretty sure the EQ2 definition of "Baddass" is being able to solo 2 level 60 heroic mobs.
No man you rock everyone knows Zerkers never use sword and board.


Kelsett the mullet expert.


Yes kelsett you truly define the mullet

NOTHING TO DO WITH HAIR, god kyirra your an idiot.




Duh everyone knows Mullat is a Disney movie.


Sounds like you speak from experience.

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Eminaria

Would have been better with some proper screenshots, but dang... he does seam obssessed with visiting and geting people to visit him.

Lorak

Hahahahahahahahah!!!

I laughed my fucking ass off. The sad thing is even though he doesn't have screenshots, these are -direct- quotes from this guy in 60-69 chat. I have actually seen him say most of it. XD

You forgot to mention that he claims to own a pressure washer company with 2 employees, and he makes $150,000 a year, but he has like $2,000,000 in the bank.

My 17 year old neighbor owns a pressure washing company too... He's loaded, let me tell ya.




EDIT: L2Spell

EDIT2: Man, I can not wait until somebody directs him to this site. This is going to be the best rate-a-retard of all time!

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oddyophile

I thought it was 3 million, Lorak.

And Argyuile wins at the internet.


erm I fixed it, all Paladins look alike to me =(

Argyuile

He mentioned the pressure washing thing before I logged in and saw him spewing I think so its not in my log file. I only know about it 2nd hand.

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Lorak

Maybe it was 3 milion. I didn't want to give him that much credit. =-x

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oddyophile

He might as well have said 8 million. It's amazing how much interest you get on imaginary money.

And I didn't see the part about him owning two planes, and driving three cars - at once!

Luthienne

Laughing so hard I am crying. I have an ear infection atm and cannot hear too well out of my right ear. I wonder if half-deaf is good enough for him? We can go pwn level 60's together and ride off on his harley while I run my fingers through his "goutie". No need to post screenshots. Everyone from Unrest has his words of wisdom burned into our psyche. Argyuile you deserve a kick ass title like "prince among men" for this post. Seriously.

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Wump

Please! (I'm begging you) get him to post on this site!

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Skaer

Idiocy in bold.

I thought the style that the OP posted the flame was obnoxious, and I quickly got bored reading for two reasons:

1. The insults were horrible, they didn't seem to hurt anyones feelings nor did they make me laugh in any way. They were hardly offensive at all.
Edit- The insults also seem to be lacking wit, any and all wit.

2. Even though I didn't finish, the quotes you took from the individual, although they did depict him in a light of idiocy, didn't seem to merit any sort of rate a retard thread.

Now, I didn't finish reading, so I'm sure there was something worth posting in there.. but maybe next time weed out the stupid shit so people will actually read more than half your post.

/sigh. Amateurs.

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