Skaer

So, as I've said all along, you're a horrible raid leader.

Some have believed it some have not, but as its an individuals decision to form an opinion I may have helped your cause do to my incredible popularity. But here, as it stands, you've lost your self proclaimed number two spot to a raid guild lead by a fat bitch who can't use a can opener (I wish I had that tell log, it was the funniest shit I have ever read in my life). However, this thread isn't about Ebys, it's about you.

As we can all see in the thread started on the Kithicor forums, both you and your guild still aren't shit. That's how it always will be.

From my days of being a young Shattered Moon applicant, to surpassing all of your life's accomplishments by leaving EQ2, I have been better than you. From being a calm individual in raids, and not screaming like a seven year old and leaving my computer when things haven't gone my way, to not making myself look stupid in every sentence or phrase I've announced. Also, as mentioned in this last sentence, that is where I'd like to start.

To your "prowess" as an accomplished and respected Guardian and guild leader I say "Nay". As I probably have revealed before, and will here reveal again, it took your mighty assembly of 24 individuals over 50 pulls to kill Lord Vyemm, of the epic instance of his Laboratory. My, was that an epic battle. Your wise decisions to not kill Hurricanus in KoS, but to instead visit Lyceum of Abbhorence. Which, I'm sure at that time Fortitude had not killed it yet, but even if they had why not try it yourself? What about early in the beginning? Instead of taking it upon yourself to learn contested encounters and their spawn times for DT access, you asked Psykil, using CL's will to keep Fortitude out of DT as a tool. It has always been the easy or the no road for you Vorm, and I'd hate to expose it, but you're not that great of a guardian either. Your guilds DPS has always been mysteriously low, I'm sure some members of Chaotic Legion still have parses of your attempts on contested. I wonder why that is? It couldn't be that members of your guild that pull aggro off of you leave, could it? I've always wondered... Becuase I heard that instead of improving your aggro control you ridiculed members of your guild that provoked a monsters hate, gaining its attention instead of yours. Do other men do that for your wife too? Is she having an online relationship with a young teenager?

I'm not sure, but these could be reasons that you've been three months or more behind the top guild on server your ENTIRE existence.

This leads me into your real life. I know, how trivial to insult someone's real life on the internet, "Hey! Watch my E-Peen grow!", but this is where it gets good. Vorm, you're ex-military, or so I was told, and I can respect that. I don't necessarily respect your attitude on EQ2, but hey what can I do. However, I find it humorous in the conflicting information I received about your work place. First I heard you were the manager of a local Walmart. How impressive, the manager of the local redneck hangout. Well, I guess it's respectable, but not really what most of us aspire to I'm sure. Then I was told you cut and cleaned chicken in some factory in Kansas or Wyoming or some shit. I haven't eaten chicken since, knowing how much of an improvement those probably are over your sex life at home.

However Vorm, which is it? Where do you work? Do you even work? Is the Military lifestyle you previously lived all a lie?

Vorm, I need to know this.. Do you receive disability checks from the government for being autistic?

Or Vorm, is your idea of a job involve fucking a baby seal in the ass while holding a lit blowtorch and screaming "I am Apollo, god of the Sun!" ? Wouldn't surprise me, you do seem to have a rather sincere god complex.

Well, I hope I haven't offended you. I was really just hoping to invoke some serious discussion with you is all. Besides, Brad Pitt cut your head off in the Battle of Troy and he's still alive, what harm could this bring me?

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Skaer

Excuse me, I'm a little less drunk now. It was a bottle opener. I remember good old Cleggo telling me the story.

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LFG

Wow lol, you've been Skaer'd.

Entertaining post, to say the least.

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Idolvo

Awesome, 5 stars!

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Idolvo

Youre rap is funny skaer, don't get me wrong. But this is what did it for me.

p.s. is she cute?

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Luthienne

/laughter induced asthma attack incoming...
This is TWO now. Are you trying to kill me Skaer?

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Originally posted by Mephiston re: the application process to get into Mephiston's School for Hot Cyberz:"oh hunny your in it, and responsible for more vendetta deaths than any mob :p"

Skaer

Oh I've got more, I just need to get at image ready. Cotton eye joe baby, Cotton eye joe.

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Skaer

Let me think..

I'm getting images of a sloth beaten in the face with a refrigerator.

No.

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dirtyliberal

Skaer! Yeah! You are the fuckin man. I just wanted to say that was a well written organized literary piece that pwns.


<3 <3 <3

-The dirty fuckin liberal

Leradalan

Go skaer go!!!

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