Giessel - Retard Dirge of Oasis.

Khalan · 07-17-2007, 05:06 PM

So Im with some good PUG friends of mine when we decide to pick up this dirge. I'll let the 1st SS do the talking:

Ok no COB macro, no biggie right. He can make one real quick and we're gtg right. Wrong

Alright so after Macro making 101. We Keep going but for some reason tank and everyone is OOP and low on power, so I check to make sure he has Mana regen up. Again a picture is worth 1000 words:

So I ask him to check his regen make sure its the right one, he figures it out and aplogises, mistakes happen right?

Then he puts up his real power regen song:

.....

At this point I stopped caring. And didnt say anything.

Later on I get an add and notice I'm not getting Stone Skin Spam, I check:

So basically he didnt have stoneskin up one of the $$ Dirge buffs.

Guy is a fucking retard, seemed half ebayed to be honest. Beware!

nigh · 07-17-2007, 06:45 PM

Wow that is pretty bad. I know buffs are a concentration slot juggle but umm. Regen is a no brainer ...

liltinkerbelle · 07-18-2007, 03:56 AM

just wondering what level were you guys because the regen song looks totally low amount of mana regen if it was for higher levels

Calamari · 07-18-2007, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by liltinkerbelle

just wondering what level were you guys because the regen song looks totally low amount of mana regen if it was for higher levels

I think that was a big part of what makes the dirge a retard

Senelin · 07-18-2007, 04:44 AM

They're in CoV, so ~70, should be up at like what, 50?

Senelin · 07-18-2007, 04:45 AM

It would appear that this person just bought that toon and apparently hasn't taken the time to sort and learn all their abilities...

Anyone who buys a toon = automatic retard

Tion · 07-18-2007, 09:02 AM

Lol, he had a level 13 version of mana regen running, and after being called out, changes to a level 41 mana regen. Definetely didn't level that toon up.

Centrist · 07-18-2007, 09:09 AM

Three stars. Stupidity is common and there's no sign of truly exceptional retardation. Amusing though.

Wump · 07-18-2007, 09:48 AM

I agree with Centrist somewhat. He was clueless about his class granted but a true retard would have been telling the group what an awsome Dirge he was and that his RL girlfriend is a supermodel. A true retard would have snapped on you when you questioned his buff choices.

Speaking from personal experience I speed leveled a coercer alt because my guild needed one. I used several PUGs along the way to try and figure out how to play the class better. I'm sure there are a few people I grouped with who had a Coercer main that were like "WTF! this guy is clueless!?" and they were correct I was.

But I was trying my best to both level it quickly and learn the class enough to at least be as useful as possible on a raid.

I was always open to input or constructive critism as this dirge appears to be in your post.

Centrist · 07-18-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Wump

I agree with Centrist somewhat. He was clueless about his class granted but a true retard would have been telling the group what an awsome Dirge he was and that his RL girlfriend is a supermodel. A true retard would have snapped on you when you questioned his buff choices.

Not to mention, he'd have given you an excuse why he was running a T1 buff. Apparently, when this guy paid the plat farmers to level up his toon, he didn't pay for the extra service of spell upgrades! If the guy had defended himself at all, he'd have been a 4-star retard. The supermodel girlfriend would make it a 5.

They just don't make retard like they used to. Or maybe Sep just spoiled us?