Legate

Gather round.....

Concentrate.


What comes to mind when you hear those names?.... You may also know them as Banjo.......

Legal Retroactive Abortion?
Possibly even Darwins Theory of Natural Selection displayed by him being whiped out of the grill of a transport truck.

God of Retards, he continuously proves to himself, me, and the rest of the server (And I'de almost wager people on OTHER servers,) how much of a bonofied retard he is..

Lets start off from the beginning...
Like most retards, he started off with no balls..
After leveling to 70... his balls started to grow.. Tranquil Rage, a guild on the rise he got lucky, was recruiting a fury and he app'd and got in!
As he went through this guild, his balls started to mature, they were no longer just mumps, but large pimples on his hip.
To bad he had to sit back from most raids...
Why you ask? Well, he never had much skill in his chosen class...
It took him a while to realise it, and I doubt he ever did.
Eventually he moved mains, to a Zerker named Slappa.
After moving a bunch of Tranquil Rage broke off from itself and created a guild Uprising...
Savins Balls hit a growth spurt...

Within 10 minutes of the guild actually killing something his epeen grew by 100X at least.
Sorta like the kid who gets left out at Baseball Practice every week and then finally gets to play 1st base after 6 months..

Now, additional reasons why he's a retard..

He tries to make himself look so much better than everyone else. its unbelievable..
He says he so much better than you when his guild kills something or hell, even when they don't, dont mean shit, doesnt matter if he's never grouped with you, you just suck. Plain and simple, no reason to argue, you just do.
You call him out on his accusations of you sucking and what does he do? Well, most of the time he says *Hey! You still suck, kthxbai* (Actual quote, lol) then logs off.

Or, like in the case of Onimaro, Fury of Shattered Moon.. Savin talked shit... telling Oni that he sucked at being a fury.... Couldn't heal or dps worth a damn.. THEN proceeded to challenge Oni to a duel..

Now, this is all fine and dandy, Fury VS Fury duel? Boring usually..
But Savin's conditions for the duel were that Oni Strip naked.. Completely...
Because his gear was better... He also was not allowed to cast anything.. Because his spells were mastered.
Pretty much all he could do was sit there while Savin beat on him with his spells and Savin was allowed to heal.

He such a hipocritical immature, dillusional idiot.. He is probably one of the most disrespectful teenagers I've ever met,. He swears, CONSTANTLY, telling you to fuck off, eat shit, etc, and when Kascall, Main tank for Tainted logs on one day and says "Hey my bitches in 60-69 how yah'll doin"..... Savin petitions and reports him for language to get him banned..

I had someone buy a level 37 ranger snare master off me for 2pp (mispriced it thinking it was a guard master I looted earlier), didn't know who it was and thought nothing other than "Sweeeet, 2pp".
After a day or so Savin sends me a tell saying that I was dis'ing out the guy who bought it from me, (to what purpose still escapes me, lol) and that he was a personal friend of his.. I said straight upfront that I didn't say anything about him, hoping to avoid any confrontation and he says nothing... for 20 minutes..

Then suddenly sends me a tell saying that I better hope I wasn't talking about shit because, if I was, he'd have me banned..
Or *worse* He'd get his buddies online after me and on my ass 24/7.

In short, Savin, Slappa, Banjo, I dont care who you are, your just a tool, eventually mommy will pull the plug on your computer.
Hopefully sooner than later.


A word of Advice to Uprising, stop defending this tool.
He DPS's like a fuckin dead Mongoose on his Zerker and I doubt could top an SK on the heal parse on his Fury, and his dirge aint worth much shit either. :/
Keep a tighter leash on him, Not only does he seem to think its his job to make this game less enjoyable for everyone, I lose braincells trying to read his jumbled internet lingo english he calls Insults... Honestly, IMO, ( and many others,) he isn't doing your guild any good. You could definetely kill the shit you are without him.

I'm sure we'll hear many enlightening stories about this guy as people discovery this thread.

Sit, Doggy, Sit.

Anuvea

why do you have to make things so long.


*ghetto eric voice* Ey you hear bout this fool Slappa tho...HE A BITCH! ight then blahh.

*goes back to valley girl* omg and slappa like had the nerve to tell me I was immature. :|



ANUVEA/kithkor (we burn it up.)

kascall

Aye, he /petitioned me, little good it did. He hates me with a passion(and my guildies) because he openly said in 60-69 that masters arent worth the effort since AD3's with AP in them are better...and my guild railed him till he logged off.

Now he spends his evenings sending random /tells to one of my co leaders in the guild to *go fucking die* or some other random comment of such nature. Lemme give ya some advice slappa/savin/banjo...if u cant handle the drama in 60-69, turn it off or shut your mouth...its pretty easy really.

FatheadBlah

I couldn't stand banjo either in 60-69, but you have some mistakes in your story line.

He was not in TR before uprising broke off. I was in TR and then joined Uprising when it broke off and he wasn't in the inital 24 into uprising.


Also legate why do you constantly make so many rate a retard threads? From what I remeber you were quite the kithicor 60-69 asshat yourself. The more rate a retard threads you make doesn't make you magically not a deuche bag unlike the people you try to flame.

Legate

?...
I've made *so many?*

How do you count 3 in the past 3 months many? Just curious.....

oddyophile

That's 3 more than I've made my entire time here, and I post all the time.

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Legate

Comparing my 3 to how many people like Skaer have made... Its not that many

kascall

he has a point

Faabio

This thread is stupid, you get one star

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Epitaphe

that FMP second raid avatar is nice faabio .

reguarding slappa, well yah it was fun to see him pulling repeatedly MO while we were gathering. we had the time to kill MO with 2group and half, assign loot and then kill a cube mob that had spawned in the time it took him to tank another cube mob that was previously up. (i ll be assuming the dps from the 2 group they had on that cube mob was soo low because he was tanking so people were holding back.)
his angry tell about us killing a cube mob after MO made me laught.

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