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    Default Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    So Obano, (Forum Name Novusod) is this bruiser who actually thinks tanking in EQ2 is hard. He also spent about 99% of his time in EQ2 on Vox, and then on Freeport up until the merger with Bazaar. In that time he was in bad guilds that couldn't even clear easymode raids - (Highest Sentinel's Fate kill was 2 Rune Theer). But you wouldn't know it from the way he talks about himself like he's the best damned player on the planet. Well lately on the official forums he is going crazy on bruiser feedback for GU63, bragging on himself and when confronted about how easy tanking actually is, he responds with the following:
    From THIS THREAD

    A tank needs to be situationally aware at all times and know how to cycle the prevents to match the one shots which is different for every fight and that is just for starters. A great tank actually needs to know how to move and be able to know how to predict mob pathing and know how their movement influences that pathing. Tank skill isn't just the class skill buttons you push but also skill at the WASD keys and how those keys are used to master your enviroment and control the pace of the raid. My knowledge and years of experience of actually being a tank is what makes me a great player. This is why I go on and on about the root on Rock Skin being horrible. Roots actually prevent me from being a tank because the WASD key control is one of the most important parts of real tanking whether you are MT or OT. I am a master at both.
    He is a master!

    It's funny when a moron gets picked up by a good guild and then they start talking shit like they are suddenly entitled to be a professional idiot. I mean this guy has always been saying dumb shit from time to time, like how combat mastery was a terrible ability.... but now it just seems like he's reached a new level of stupid.

    Oh and here are some boobs!
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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    OP will definitely show up.

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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard



    Cuz its so hard to cancel a buff thats rooting you or only using it when you don't have to run.
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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    Like its not easy to play any class..

    More boobs pls..
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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    boobs must be pretty good. Porn filter at work is blocking them.
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.

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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Dharok View Post


    Cuz its so hard to cancel a buff thats rooting you or only using it when you don't have to run.
    It's not hard... however My Obano runs around posting that the ability is BROKEN in large red letters, (Which he has since edited since I called him out on it). I'll agree that it's a dumb ability, but it is not broken, and shouting at the devs telling them that an ability is broken, when it works EXACTLY how it says it works, will just get them thinking you are an idiot.

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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    He will also join guilds he openly flames and says are full of shit players because they are 3 kills ahead in progression~
    Please give way to the waaaambulance.

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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    Haha yeah I just read that thread. I LOVED the part where he insinuated that he was the reason Shoukin was moving up in the WW ranks, good stuff. This prestige tree is a blatant class balancing act, but they don't want to label it as such to avoid any expectations that would imply. Newsflash neither brawler class needs a massive rework in the tank department at the moment they are on top, hence the lackluster defensive tree. That thread Crabb linked is a great read for the lolz, specially for any Shoukin reading this.

    No better way to get the devs attention than: I AM THE TANKING GOD AND EVEN I AM TOO STUPID TO USE THIS ABILITY EFFECTIVELY, THEREFORE BROKEN.
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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    So what you are saying is Obano is spastic, amateur and arrogant with little to stand on? What is an Obano?
    I didn't know there were any good bruisers besides Crabbok. Oh well. Maybe I'll make a bruiser if I come back to Eq2 and take over the game with ugly Kung fu. Lolz

    Fuckit! Just call me MAL

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    Default Re: Obano - Master tank because tanking is so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Dharok View Post
    Damnit, I've been saving this gif for a good time to use it for a while now......... kudos...
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    Does it matter? Ahih is fucking awesome.
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    Ahih, yet another faggot who knows nothing of what hes talking about.
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    Yea he's emo as fuck but these are bards were talking about here. Show me one that aint!

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