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    Default Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    Hello! I wanted to put the spotlight on this dumbass on the server Guk, Denchief.

    First, let's start off with why everyone hates him, including myself. This special gentleman is always crying in chat about how unfair the game is, crying about nerfing PR and being forced to do current content...Which by the way, he doesn't have simply because he's too fucking lazy to get the expansion (CoE). He is ALWAYS ripping on women, harassing everyone on the server that is tired of his excessive QQ, and anyone that he deems terrible. If I could, I would award him with the title Carebear, because the amount of tears that he has daily could hydrate the world for decades.

    Second, ANYONE that wins in an argument against him, disagrees with him, or beating him in anything and making him look like the actual dumbass that he really is to the point where he's nerd raging at someone over the internet, instead of being a "man and admitting when he's wrong" (actual quote), he starts accusing you of being someone you're most defiantly not or hacking simply because he wants to make himself feel better by knowing that he has more friends than he really does. I guess that's what happens when you live with your parents because you're too disgusting for a woman or society for that matter. (Seriously, I feel sorry for any of his past girlfriends, his attitude among other things are the biggest turnoffs that I can think of in a relationship)

    And finally, the real reason why I am making this EQ2 flames post. Sit down and read my story, it's funny I promise! Especially for any Wardens that actually know what they're doing with their class and spec....

    It all started off on a late night on Guk, the countless cries of Denchief as he proclaims that the world of Everquest is too unfair for the likes of him, and I'm sure if he could suck off a GM to get what he want's he probably would...Considering he has a bigger Vagina than I do. Finally, people like myself got tired of hearing his cries and said something about it, telling him that if he actually wanted to make money he should buy the expansion and do solo zones and his world would be exceptionally better. Unfortunately for people like Denchief, common sense is too hard and out came the longest thread of bullshit that I have ever seen. He went off like he usually does about how he was "one of the worlds best wardens because he had all his masters before everyone else did". Started saying things like /played means you have skill, you know things that sore losers find things to say when they cant think of anything else to say in their argument. When he had less /played than I did when I played WoW. (Denchief had about two years played on EQ2 out of what eight years that this game has been out? Note: I used WoW as a reference because the games have both been out about the same time) So he started asking me to link my /played and unfortunately for me I don't have a high amount of /played because the original account my characters were on was sold. (I have been here since beta for EQ2, I remember when I had to get on a boat and wait until level 10 to get your quest to be the class you wanted and THEN at level 20 you pick the actual class you want to be). So he started parading about how he was better than I was, considering he had more /played. So I say the magical words...If I duel you, will you shut up? And it all started from there.

    (Unfortunatly, I dont have actual screenshots...But I have an impressive memory so if you can believe that then here is what went down in summary")

    "What level are you?" - Denchief
    "95, why?" - Damsyl
    "What class are you?" - Denchief
    "A Warden." - Damsyl
    "Oh, you're already done!" - Denchief
    "Okay, we'll see if your /played really proves your skill " -Damsyl
    "Meet me on SS docks and I'll show you." - Denchief

    So, I head over to SS docks while he goes and grabs his miracles, potions and anything else he can use against me to try to beat me. At this point, the people that hate him are excited and are rallying at the Sinking Sands docks, placing bets on who will win over who. It was pretty impressive, I don't think SS has had that many players in the zone in years. After waiting for princess for about five to ten minutes he finally shows up at the dock on sinking sands. There are cheers, taunts, bets, and other things while Denchief and I get ready to duel. Denchief, being a level 92 Warden and myself being a 95 Warden with raid gear and a lot of BiS's I easily beat him in two shots. His manhood probably stroke down a few. He requests to duel me again because he was lagging, so we duel again and he whips out his elite brigand merc (the naga) at the last moment before the duel starts...And I beat him, again. Which is pretty laughable considering he had an elite mercenary with him. (those of you that PvP know how overpowered the mercenaries were in duels and in open world PvP) At last, comes the impressive excuses of why he cant beat me so he demands that I mentor down to level 90. So I do what he says, since he's so eager to regain his pride and show up on the docks and wait ten more minutes for Denchief to arrive on the docks.

    Finally, he shows up and people are still laughing, taunting, cheering and bidding on us. So we duel, again and I beat him in three to four shots. As expected, out come the excuses about how I'm overpowered because of my gear and it doesn't scale down. So I sigh, and tell him to pull out his elite merc again to give him a little more advantage. (Meanwhile in tells I'm being told not to because the mercs are overpowered as they do not scale down even when you do mentor. This was a few weeks ago before the changes mind you.) And we duel, I almost beat him but unfortunately for me I misclick and the brigand mercenary beat me. But, I take the loss as it is and give him the plat I bet him. Annoyed at his parading that he beat me, saying see even if you have better gear it shows that you arent' as overpowered as you think and because I'm the better Warden I beat you (he did 0 damage to me, it was all his merc) I ask him to duel me again, and I swear up and down that I will beat his mercenary since he isn't a real big threat. So, the fight begins again and after about a minute with him chain healing his Mercenary, I beat the mercenary and proceed to killing him, again. Of course, Princess here doesn't want to man up and admit the loss so he says that he's lagging and my gear is overpowered blah blah blah. And while I did not save the ACT, all of the damage was by his elite mercenary, because he is fucking terrible. So I tell him that he needs to re-adorn because they are all a mess, he needs to reforge and he needs to learn how to spec better because unless the fight requires it or your guild wants it, it's more beneficial for a warden to spec DPS and heal off the side, because our heals and group heals crit for so much that it's a waste to be completely speced for heals. After parading that he's better because he doesn't want to admit to being wrong, he starts talking about his money. (What a shocker! One of the things he harasses people about!) So I tell him, Denchief I honestly have more plat than you could ever think to do with and he asks for proof because that's the carebear neckbeard that he is. So I put 400k in the trade window to show him, and he starts laughing at me saying it's only 40k and I'm really good at telling stories. After facepalming and telling him how to scroll down in the trade window, he is at a loss for words and demands that I duel him again when he goes back to wherever he lives with better internet.

    After this ordeal he starts accusing me of being someone else and keeps going on and on until he runs out of tears to spill and shuts up. After this, he runs away with his tail between his legs, tear stained cheeks, and his manhood and pride down the drain after he humiliated himself. I haven't seen him talk to me since and he tends to avoid me in chat now (he probably has me on ignore). Sadly, I will never get another chance to roll him again. After a few hours, being the person I am I looked at his spec to see how bad it really was. And well, I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

    I'll also post his actual EQ2U profile as well as mine.

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    Denchiefs EQ2U - EQ2U - Character Details for Denchief - Warden (92) - Guk

    Damsyl's EQ2U (Myself)
    - EQ2U - Character Details for Damsyl - Warden (95) - Guk

    Thanks for reading, feels better to expose yet another moron in the gaming world. Maybe his parents should have worn a condom, to relieve the burden from us and the real life world!

    -Damsyl
    Last edited by Damsyl; 05-13-2013 at 05:20 AM.

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    Senior Member Ucala's Avatar
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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    needs boobs inbetween the walls of text
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westernn View Post
    Lol sad part is Ucala is right.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    Huge wall of text. Guk is dead who gives a crap, i doubt this denchief guy is on anyones mind, or anyone showed up to SS to watch the duel, because nobody cares, duels don't prove who is better, One person can be far better at dueling, than another more geared player. Say a poorly geared assassin vs a raid geared assassin fighting a healer. Poorly geared assassin who knows how to duel on an assassin will win without a doubt, while raidgered one who doesn't know what he's doing in a duel will usually lose.


    In short, meh rar lacked logs or proof of anything. No tits, writer is a girl, could of atleast been her own.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    Denchief is a good guy. He is kind of rough. Denchief has been around a long time. I think he gets drunk while playing sometimes as well. He's a Navy guy. Your wearing ethereal stuff and he is wearing quested 132 gear. Your a bully imo. Your the kind of person that made me leave fossil. Ucala thanks for the boobs.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    How did he kill you in a duel, even with a merc.... i lol'ed when i reread that. Your in Decent gear, some pow stuff, and atleast EM raid gear. He's in skyshrine terrible crap.... The merc isn't hard to beat, even spam healed its an easy fight.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    tbh looking through both, I can't really understand either of your AA spec's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westernn View Post
    Lol sad part is Ucala is right.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    Quote Originally Posted by Damsyl View Post
    ... he has a bigger Vagina than I do
    let's discuss this.





    ty ucala btw.

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    Zero them progress

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    So somebody in general said they were the best Warden and you got hurt over it instead of using /ignore?
    Oh right, because the Overworld in Eq2 is so small that even when he's on ignore, he'll obviously track you down and try to steal your level 95 mobs when he's only 92.

    You came to the wrong place for sympathy, and I would have been happier with ANY pictures dividing up your wall of text, not just tits. Kinda retarded that you don't know how to deal with one simple douche-nozzle.. /shrug.
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    I liked the part where the retired mobster bought a restaurant as a front, then tricked some crazy whore into touching his wrinkled pepperidge farm balls once every couple months by putting her name on it.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    It doesn't look like she wants sympathy. She is trying to flame someone. Was 0/5, but thanks to Ucala 1/5.

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    Default Re: Denchief, Guk's most retarded Warden.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhylis View Post
    How did he kill you in a duel, even with a merc.... i lol'ed when i reread that. Your in Decent gear, some pow stuff, and atleast EM raid gear. He's in skyshrine terrible crap.... The merc isn't hard to beat, even spam healed its an easy fight.
    LOL

    you don't pvp much do you
    Last edited by Mathemagician; 05-13-2013 at 02:08 PM.

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