It wasn't mentioned either, that the direction of the spiral alters every turn or so. One turn clockwise, one counterclockwise etc. Which means if you don't pay 100% attention (e.g. cast buffs on the run), or if you lag a bit (which as we all know, NEVAR HAPPENS), you inevitably WILL fall down.
PS: Btw. you can't mean me with your troubadour troll. I'm only half elf.
