The OFFICIAL SK parse thread(LOL)

[Deule]

You obviously don't know a fucking thing. I was parsing some of the best SK numbers when SKs blew at DPS and still parse like a beast.

When you address me you are talking about one of the best, one of the ones that plays the class extremely well and has been since launch. Maybe if you would get off of Cody's dick for a minute you would realize how things are really going on.

I don't need some noob SK coming here and commenting on my posts when I was parsing the same numbers you parse now back when EoF was out.

Group has everything to do with those numbers. Cody was rolling with a dirge/troub/illu/inq/wiz on palace trash which is the easist mobs to parse well on. That was a great ZW, and he has some of the best gear to pull off those numbers. The fact of the matter is that people are pointing to this thread calling for nerfs...and at this rate it is only a matter of time. I don't need to stroke my e-peen knowing that I can parse almost as much with not quite the groups.

[Serias]

[quoteeule;854033]You obviously don't know a fucking thing. I was parsing some of the best SK numbers when SKs blew at DPS and still parse like a beast.

When you address me you are talking about one of the best, one of the ones that plays the class extremely well and has been since launch. Maybe if you would get off of Cody's dick for a minute you would realize how things are really going on.

I know you are terrible, you are the same guy who was crying over SK's needing a boost since RoK came out.

the difference between SK's like udie and Cody vs you is that they were always amazing SK's

I don't need some noob SK coming here and commenting on my posts when I was parsing the same numbers you parse now back when EoF was out.

once again, we all know that you have been terrible for years. Its just that most of us dont care

Group has everything to do with those numbers. Cody was rolling with a dirge/troub/illu/inq/wiz on palace trash which is the easist mobs to parse well on. That was a great ZW, and he has some of the best gear to pull off those numbers. The fact of the matter is that people are pointing to this thread calling for nerfs...and at this rate it is only a matter of time. I don't need to stroke my e-peen knowing that I can parse almost as much with not quite the groups.

No you cant, or else you would have posted it for us to see

[/quote]

deny away bud but dont try to compare yourself to a good player based off of #'s that you dont even have the balls to post, it just makes you look even more terrible and sad at the same time


there are many great SK's in eq2, deule is just not one of them


You did get one thing right, I love Codys balls but thats a whole nother thread on its own

[Deule]

Lol, anyhow I don't have to explain myself to a joke. I know what I do, everyone I have played with knows what I can do. And yes because of people like me pushing for changes to the SK class we are sitting where we are. Those changes were long over-due and guess what they came. Your welcome. I guess now even sucky ass players like yourself can do somewhat ok.

I don't need to post my parses of palace trash. I know what I can do, and impress the hell out of people that see it. Oh and btw...the examples of people calling for nerfs because of this thread....

Fighter Ballancing Suggestion

Gratz on being a fuck-tard...are you friends with Tuor and Guapo?

[Udie]

I read the official thread where my parse was posted. Basically someone was trying to say tanks do enough dps especially sks. But pretty much no one gives a shit as the thread goes on with only a few people that made a comment towards my parse on page 1 and the remaining pages say nothing of my parse or to nerf sks or anything. When TSO first went live people already began to say sks are the op and people will continue to do that, fuck I'm sure people were saying that in beta. Anyone with a stack group can parse very high, thats not impressive to see. Im impressed where people can parse very well with the standard group setups or very little buffs or have to parse well using their defensive gear in name fights and thats the shit I want to see more of.

I was happy to see Dagoneth beat my first palace trash zw with a very similar group, it gives me hope that theres more of ladder to climb to the top of the sks. I also thought Curuw's parse was very nice on Gynok. I may never have the best gear in the game but I will continue to push harder with my sk everytime I raid in hopes that some other sks out there are doing the same. Personally I dont give a shit if sks get nerfed. I always thought they are a great class way before tso came to light. I dont need a bone from sony to do what the fuck I do.

[Darkwarrior]

Originally Posted by Udie

I will continue to push harder with my sk everytime I raid in hopes that some other sks out there are doing the same. Personally I dont give a shit if sks get nerfed. I always thought they are a great class way before tso came to light. I dont need a bone from sony to do what the fuck I do.

He taught me everything I know! lol

on a serious note..

with this type of attitude and pushing yourself beyond expectations and keep excelling will redefine you and the class. Any class can do this, just either you got the drive and skill or not. Simple as that.

[Udie]

Ah my old padawon....I never see you online anymore

[Seolta]

Some idiot monk cited the Palace parse as ammo vs. my post against the upcoming nerf(link in my post on SK forum top page).

So yeah...ppl were paying attention...haters were paying attention that is.

[Istar]

Older Parses.. This is without Mythical .. Useing Fabled Epic at this time, no SoH gear .. gear is mainly legendary and no where near mastered out .. .. no tons of procs to pull off the dps: Group being... Caster Group

Conj, Wiz, Fury, Troub, Illy, SK...

All: (00:40) 2176543 | 54413.57 [Istar-Death Touch-25128]
monk 242655 | 7827.58
conj 209415 | 6252.38
Istar 205924 | 6240.12
Dirge 177437 | 4549.67

All: (00:41) 2226196 | 54297.46
Conj 372904 | 10967.76
Monk 228654 | 8166.21
Istar 194392 | 6074.75
Dirge 162672 | 4396.54

All: (00:37) 2218868 | 59969.41
conj 461468 | 14886.06
Istar 193716 | 6679.86
monk 176185 | 6392.32
necr 170945 | 6331.30
Coercer 142497 | 5089.18

Don't Do the conj good here.. think he was sleeping on first parse .. He normally pulls off amazeing numbers. This is all trash mobs Majority of the raid does not have mythicals at all. sporting around 60k an encounter was the norm on this run. Yes its trash.. have good nameds.. since im either .. MT, OT, Calling Timers.. or doing two at a time of those three.. so always busy ..

Another night, on Trash with better makeup, While being in Defense stance and gear .. still no myth and such..Group: Defiler, Inq, Monk, Dirge, Assasin.

: (00:46) 4118736 | 89537.74
Conj 383949 | 9341.64
monk 342735 | 9263.11
assasin 305528 | 9047.75
necro 257015 | 6946.35
berserk 233258 | 6338.37
swash 221394 | 6325.54
inq 207015 | 5595.00
Istar 205304 | 5264.21

: (00:51) 4135328 | 81084.86
conj 392189 | 8870.60
assasin 369204 | 8586.14
monk 355900 | 8276.74
wiz 323619 | 6742.06
inq 253715 | 5285.73
berserk 226390 | 5145.23
swash 212966 | 5070.62
Istar 211902 | 4508.55

Lower but you do not need a ton of DPS to hold aggro..

Unfortunetly At this point people will take anything and throw it up on the boards to try to custom suit thier case .. Luckily I dont normally do the pickup group Crowd ~ Mianly due to i end up pulling the DPS and tanking end of the zone 90% of time.. unless im lucky and get some of the few people in the game that plays .. So I mainly keep to group/people i know ..

[Wonsokman]

i guess single parses make you good! lol

[Udie]

It's all about the zw's and you show the highest hit on one parse but not others. Did you use death touch in each of those parses? Was those ae encounters is that why your conj did so well? Are those chain pulls or are they at different times or did your guild wait for all your shit to be up then pull so you do well? Why are you in defense on trash? Way to many questions to ask when you post them like that.