I guess not everyone can be a prude.
I guess not everyone can be a prude.
I certainly can't understand prudes when they get to acting all prudish.
you boys are terribleSo silly
Don't worry I still love you both, even if you can't be as prudish as me. It's odd though, I'm called a slut and a whore in one thread and a prude in another. It's just crazy! And I thought women were the ones that couldn't make up our minds
Lao, I hope you are doing well.
I lost my virginity: but I kept the box it came in.
Well, you are a slut. That has no bearing on your prudishness. Prude just means you aren't really that adventurous in the sack.
That you're aware of. I'm also not a slut. But thank you for the kind words.
I lost my virginity: but I kept the box it came in.
Oh, dearie. Did you forget I know more about you than you'd like to remember...and I'm just messing around, for lack of anything better to do.
Since this is just tomfoolery... Just for fun let's assume your gal is your equal partner, and in our shenanigans let's piddle with a theoretical role reversal:
If your shit stick loving chick wanted to fuck you in the ass with a strap on because poop packing is her thing, you'd be down and let her dip it in the brown?
I sure as hell would veto the idea, even if they offered to chivalrously maintain spit-lubrication as to minimize incontinent repercussions. You don't have to be prude to decide "Nah, I'll pass, babe. That sounds like it would fucking suck and doesn't get me hard in the slightest."
I personally don't blame a gal at all for poo-pooing the idea of taking my girthy depth and stamina in her crapper. I might even question my manhood (or her whorishness) a bit if she could entertain the thought of it.
Either way she's welcome to go fuck herself in the ass when ever she likes. I'd personally write that chick off as having deep seeded issues of some kind against her parental figure of the opposite sex if she pressed me to do something unpleasant during sex... or some other unofficial diagnosis along those lines.
/agreed to each their own. Heck I'd say you're damn near perfect for the right guy.
stw need to check my posts brbr lolsss
Eh?
I lost my virginity: but I kept the box it came in.