Keep in mind the Christians invented marriage, as there were no people before Christianity existed, and therefore, the Christian Right is fully justified in their quest to force their views of what marriage is on us heathens.
To roughly quote Jon Stewart "Why are politicians so distracted by the non issue of gay marriage, does the constant slap of one mans balls on another mans ass prevent them from getting things done?"
I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah
It's also, in my opinion, a racist comment against black people. Civil rights are not the same as gay rights.
Please stop with the ridiculous examples.