I never played horsie. But the parents had oneof those old massagers crab was talking about. That thing rocked. And i totally found my dads stash of sexy stories printed out on a dot matrix printer in a binder somewhere.
I'm sad that he edited the last part out before anyone could quote it.
My Grandpa taught me.
I'd spend the Summer with him doing chores around his farm and every evening he would pay me in quarters.
A roll of quarters-$10-and in the 70's that was a lot of money for a kid.
He used to sit outside in his wicker chair every evening in just his underwear after the work was completed, and after he called me over he would break open the roll of quarters into his briefs. I could usually find about $9.50-not sure where that one or two lost quarter/s went too.
I miss that old man.
Liberal Women are Fugly.