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    Default Who taught you to masturbate?

    How did you first masturbate? Who taught you? Like... how did you figure it out? I found one of those massagers that vibrates, and ended up cumming and was so amazed. Need to get another one of those things.

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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    What the fuck Crabbok?

    To answer though,I thought masturbation was instinct.
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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    I think I was 7 or 8 and my neighbor/babysitter teenage girl gave me a handjob while she was giving me a bath.

    Best bath ever.
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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    So you just figured it out and started running your dick into a paper towel, came, cleaned it up and called it instinct?

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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    Quote Originally Posted by bellicoso View Post
    I think I was 7 or 8 and my neighbor/babysitter teenage girl gave me a handjob while she was giving me a bath.

    Best bath ever.
    I read that and thought you said babysister.

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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbok View Post
    So you just figured it out and started running your dick into a paper towel, came, cleaned it up and called it instinct?
    No. I honestly just can't remember. As far as I'm concerned I've been masturbating since I could reach my dick.
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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    In before "your momma taught me".
    Make it smaller plz, site rules and all <3

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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbok View Post
    How did you first masturbate? Who taught you? Like... how did you figure it out? I found one of those massagers that vibrates, and ended up cumming and was so amazed. Need to get another one of those things.
    So, you're saying that you found your mom's sex toys and used them?

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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    no no it was a massager.

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    Default Re: Who taught you to masturbate?

    I realized it in the shower at like 11 or 12 using conditioner. It was never mentioned at school really, except, I'd heard that grown ups did it, and I'd seen a porno mag or two by then.

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