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    Default Re: can u outgross this

    I won't be using tampons.

    I've gone through ~160 pads so far though.


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    Fuck. When I'm old, I want a set for myself.
    They'll be nicer than anything natural.

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    Default Re: can u outgross this

    When I was in highschool I went over to this girls house once to chill and what not. We ate some vegetarian bullshit ( she has been a vegetarian since she was like 9 or 10) anyways after a while I needed to take a massive shit, so I went sat down started reading a Cosmo and cleared my bowels. Once I was done I went to flush but it wouldn't go down. So I asked her where the plunger was and proceeded to plunge the toilet. All was well until she went to take a shower and realized all the plunged shit had shot out of her bath drain pipe into the tub. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam person View Post
    When I was in highschool I shit in a girl's shower because she was a vegetarian. I tried to plunge it down the drain, but it came back up anyway when she took a shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind View Post
    I can out gross that np.

    Just watched my wife give birth naturally to a 9.5 lb boy.

    I think I'm going to be gay now.
    Grats dude.

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    Thanks bud.

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    Default Re: can u outgross this

    I can, this one time my dildo got so far into my pooper than it had to be removed.
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    Default Re: can u outgross this

    I guess I can kinda of think of something to out gross it...85 year old man comes in complaining of abdomen pain...doesn't know why...hasn't eaten anything weird recently...so I took some Xrays and low and behold we found this thingamajigger inside him. When asked about what said object was he was like "O..oh..that...well...I couldn't take a shit so I stuck that up there to try and get the poop out...the devil made me do it"...they ended up getting it out..I think they gave him an enema or something to help wash it out then the doctor stuck his fingers up in derr and pried it out...maybe LFGs story is better..not sure!

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    P.S. - I didn't read the post above mine before responding so I find it extremely ironic that I even posted this!

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    Default Re: can u outgross this

    Quote Originally Posted by Faabio View Post
    I guess I can kinda of think of something to out gross it...85 year old man comes in complaining of abdomen pain...doesn't know why...hasn't eaten anything weird recently...so I took some Xrays and low and behold we found this thingamajigger inside him. When asked about what said object was he was like "O..oh..that...well...I couldn't take a shit so I stuck that up there to try and get the poop out...the devil made me do it"...they ended up getting it out..I think they gave him an enema or something to help wash it out then the doctor stuck his fingers up in derr and pried it out...maybe LFGs story is better..not sure!



    P.S. - I didn't read the post above mine before responding so I find it extremely ironic that I even posted this!
    Wow - it's amazing what people will stick up their ass, isn't it? And he forgot it was up there lol? What the fuck is that thing, a shock absorber?

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    Default Re: can u outgross this

    Not 100% sure because I wasn't around while they were pulling it out but you can see that there is two AA batteries in it...could even be a dildo and he was just embarrassed to say, dunno!

    I mean I've seen a lot grosser things but I don't have pictures of them (People that have shot themselves in the head, people without heads, people without a lower body, people decomposed for a few weeks in the marsh...and really gross things on people that are still alive...shit like that.)

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    Faabio, do u troll people in the ER? lol

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