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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    Oh, in that case we should DEFINITELY stop using natural gas.
    And don't even get me started on fracking and just how bad that is for the environment...
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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    /psssst.... There are cars that run on natural gas now /runs of laughing maniacally.
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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    Fapping Ily? I thought you approved of this means of upper body excercise.
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    Listen here motherfucker, I work hard everyday at being mediocre and would appreciate some compassion when me and the rest of the retards around here don't quite pull off a funny.

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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    No no, I am all for fapping.
    It prevents testicular and prostate cancer for the guys...
    And gives us girls a night off... or something haha
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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    30 minutes off maybe. Not an entire night
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    Listen here motherfucker, I work hard everyday at being mediocre and would appreciate some compassion when me and the rest of the retards around here don't quite pull off a funny.

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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    Quote Originally Posted by Thundaarr View Post
    Yeah it could have been that or my two separate stays for a week at a time in the hospital and the subsequent rehab left me out of the loop and I didn't bother with news for a while, you know... either or
    Fine, I forgive you since I don't care to check up on your story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacck View Post
    30 minutes off maybe. Not an entire night
    Hey, I've always been a big fan of regen over stamina lol
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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    Quote Originally Posted by Debase View Post
    I wasn't implying that you missed the distinction, but rather the person you were responding to had. The original comment about banning cars struck me as someone commenting that a "gas explosion" would never happen if we didn't use automobiles, when this was a natural gas line
    I did some fact checking on the internet and it looks like Karl Benz invented the first car in 1886... meaning he was in the process of inventing it in the early 1880s. He was German. There were a lot of natural gas explosions in the 1880s. Especially in Pittsburgh, PA, a heavily Germanic migration destination. This proves a direct correlation between inventing cars and natural gas explosions. How? All Germans think alike, so if Benz was inventing cars, others were too. Furthermore, we now invent new cars every year and we see many natural gas explosions annually. The logical conclusion is that Obama bailed out the auto industry so they would keep inventing cars to create natural gas explosions to hurt our urban communities. Fuck that Uncle Tom porch ******. You know what doesn't cause natural gas explosions? Guns. We should all be taking guns to work, not cars.
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    Have I ever mentioned that I love the way Prof's brain works? No?
    Consider it mentioned...
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    Default Re: Ah the blessings of allowing everyone the right to own guns....

    Quote Originally Posted by Debase View Post
    I wasn't implying that you missed the distinction, but rather the person you were responding to had. The original comment about banning cars struck me as someone commenting that a "gas explosion" would never happen if we didn't use automobiles, when this was a natural gas line, not a gasoline explosion and thus had absolutely nothing at all to do with cars.
    I was meaning anything about gas and more that ONE car injured that many people and did a lot of damage to structures, etc.
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