Looking forward to seeing it!
I have to appluad the TSA administration. In my most recent trip to MSP airport I was passing through security and the blonde jabba the hut sitting at the counter asked me to produce a photo ID. I dug out my paper photo ID that was issued 7 days earlier at the local DMV.
She looks at me and asks in a garggly voice "do you have any other ID with a photo on it?" so the only other thing I can think of is my costco card. "That will do, I guess. "
At this point panic is involved my plane boards in 5 mins due to be in the air in 30.
Can I get a supervisor she asked on the mic. JFC im thinking this fat turd of a lady at 30 something is in charge of determining who may or may not be a terrorist flying to big sky country? what am I going to do hyjack the plane and crash it into a herd of elk?
Supervisors said I need to head to the area for a hightened search. So I unload everything into a couple of trays and head to the X-ray tube. everything is clear. Then over to the toilet paper sniffing machine.
They tell me to stand on the mat and then this brother come up to me and says in a low voice "would you like to go to a private room for the search? " I said "no man lets get kinky with this" so he proceeds to tell me how he is going to violate me. At this point im regreting my comment. He said he will run both of his hands from my ankle to my groin area till he feels a firm stop. And I will tell you he ment firm.
After an odd number of passes on both my legs and a blonde troglodyte watching this black guy violate me in public. He says " I am done with your body search and I will now analyze my gloves in the sniffer machine. " With a well violated look I asked " So how does this work im new, Do I tip?" He said " No sir, this time was free."
Now they are analyzing the gloves from our intimate heavy petting session and I am thinking man, I have been dropping bombs all day and stink bad. I wonder if that machine can pick that up. I had to ask if they have ever stopped a terrorist. They wouldnt reply.
That rule you remember was a 1 time rule LFG instituted to retroactively punish someone for lying about where the next step in his epic was. Wherever he got sent, it got him killed by another player. I don't know how many times he died looking for it, but he was pissed. I think that's how the guild Confirmed got it's name.
It's only weird if it doesn't work.