Dixxy

So I was thinking about stuff today, cause I do that on occasion, and I realized...
VP is the litteral embodyment of 'Can't hit the broadside of a barn'.
YOU try to pierce a thirty foot tall, forty foot long, twenty-five ton wyvern but miss!
YOUR weapon has disarmed itself and is now balled up in the corner crying like a beaten school girl.

We're finely tuned killing machines using magically enchanced weapons and yet we can't hit something that could swallow a soccer mom's SUV, soccer team and all, whole.

I never have liked that metaphor.

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It's As True Today As When I First Started Adventuring: When In Doubt, Set Something On Fire.

Popsi

i want to be your friend

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Leithe

God damn it.

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"I won't miss his comments on raid setup." -Anon player of a useless class.
Where has the hater brigade gone?!?!
The Moar You Know:
I give people shit a lot. Think little of it. It is a form of endearment.
....usually.

Disclaimer: I speak for myself and only myself. If you think I speak for someone else without my explicitly stating so (such as my guild, friends, etc), you are a fucking idiot.

Caliope

OMFG How am I supposed to pass up shiny things?
I now hate you!!!

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Arkarius

I doubt I'll see any 10k parses in VP but I seem to parse alright with the mythical. ;)

Zacii

Well, while your at it explain me how this lil vampire or gnome drops a 200 pound shiny rusty metal chest.

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Lithin

or where that 2hander is on that fairy?!

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Dixxy

Easy way to explain both those? Bag of Holding.
Hard Way? Developers of this title are candy asses who won't put size limits on weapons, armor, and the like, which was done in EQ1, and is a staple of D&D. Yet they will create horribly unequal racial abilities FOUR YEARS after the game comes out. Meaning my wood elf swashbuckler is at a DPS dissadvantage to almost any of the other races that can play a swashbuckler.
Fuck me for liking the boobs on them woodies

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It's As True Today As When I First Started Adventuring: When In Doubt, Set Something On Fire.

Padrich

Hahaha Dixxy! You fucking mangina!

But no I feel you're pain. I went High Elf to be all flirtatious and still rock the damage... now... I'm at a disadvantage like yourself... And against fucking rats... WTF!!! I always did hate those little fuckers since launch. Dumbest race EVER!!! Sorry, but coming from EQ1 like probably most of us did, and them getting that new half-dragon/half-human race a while back... and we get rats! <smacks head>

Dixxy

EQ1 got dragonkin as playable characters? lame
It's like Sony WANTS to be Wizards of the Coast, but can't, so they rip it off and then screw us over.

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It's As True Today As When I First Started Adventuring: When In Doubt, Set Something On Fire.