OK so a friend (yes I have 1 friend) said it would be great if I threw some shit up here from my cyberfuck mack pad at 2 Bayle in South Qey Permalost server. You are welcome to come visit but if the bedrooms rocking you better have at least D cups or don't bother coming in.
Lets start here is the entrance, it is where make sure your girlfriends/wives/babymommas take off their shoes so they don't drag shit all over my shag carpets. Check out the hot motherfucker in the mirror.
Here is another angle of the same damn fucking spot all I did was move to the other fucking side.
OK, so here is the first room you see, notice all the shit I put here so that people will lag the fuck out.
Here are two more angles of this lagmonster.
OK now for upstairs, here are some hallways with pictures and shit.
OK now for the badass part entrance to my motherfucking dojo notice the use of the water looking mirror and how people do the same fucking thing in most houses.
Here are shots of the dojo where I don't actually train for anything I just lie so your girls panties come off a little quicker. It is such a badass room I sometimes do them right there in front of the huge tittied dwarf.
OK now upstairs here is my garden entrance, notice I used the stupid fucking magic mirror thing again to cleverly make it look like everyone else's shit.
And of course the inside of the garden.
Up next hey look its a book shelf where I probably spent more time placing the books on the shelves then I did on the rest of my fucking house.
OK, back downstairs, hey check this out, just like everyone else I have a fishtank, only 1 fish though apparently they don't like it when you feed them rum while all high on shrooms and grass from the garden upstairs. Whoever made up the phrase drink like a fish is retarded they can't handle their shit.
OK, now for the bedroom, I purposely didn't do much with this room because it fucking sucks when I am cybering with your significant other and right when she's about to bust an ovary I lag out and ruin the moment.
OK, now if lets say any of you motherfuckers gets any ideas of paying me a visit for leaving carpet burn marks on your girls knees you should be warned that I will take you downstairs to my 'fuck your shit up room' and you will most likely get knocked out and raped by my housepets until you can't take it anymore and die.
Last up is my heathen fountain where I put all my altars cause they were stacked in a corner once.
Thanks for visiting, please grab the shit your girl left here on the way out!
Blanka's Motherfucking House
he looks so sad like he's been in the "chase me down and rape me" room since DoF. lol
