Thaddeus

Person1: Thechi your drowning!

Person2: ...and he's a fucking frog!

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3rd Warlock on Unrest to 80

Dani

No, my favorite Thechi moment was when we were forming up for Avatar of Hate, and we were all ready to pull and Tz noticed Thechi hanging out with Revelations.
'Hey Thechi u retard, thats Revelations over there' or something like that

Serest

Thechi had some real Blonde moments in Vendetta, but over all I think Honeymiso took the cake on this one.

Matron fight, saying his regen song was broken and asking the other bards in guild chat if theirs were. When I look at my buff bar and see no Bria's on it. Tying in all caps in group chat, "YOU STUPID FUCK THE TREE DEBUFFS!"

Another time I just lost it is when we killed Avatar of Tranquility. That little ring event. Honeymiso got wtf pwned by that double up in about two seconds. Tesla was choosen a pull or two later and never left the green, and killed it in about 45 seconds.

Dani

haha yea. that matron fight was hilarious when he was convinced his was broke. And as for Tranquility lol. 'Troubs cant solo' were the words I think he used, just b4 Tesla came along and owned it

We must not forget Cyvans blonde moments.... <3

Serest

Phonebook!

Another classic.

Thechi

These were in my profile

"My parse is wrong... Thechi's on top..." Serest
(It was right actually :P)

"Thechi that's Revelations, over here retard!" Tzeath

"Thechi I swear you ebayed, you ask so many noob questions!" ALL of Vendetta

Person 1: "Thechi your DPS sucks, fix it."
Me:" I don't know what the fuck is wrong!"
2 mobs later.
Me: "OHHH POISONS!"

Then it got to the point where whenever I was slacking Phov would send me a tell saying "Poisons" when I asked him why im sucking so bad.
Or there was that one time on CMF where i was too far away from the mob for auto attack so I had 900 dps. A ton more but I forgot most of em cause I had so many.
EDIT: Rememberd some more.

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Dani

That, and the whole nerve ending things...

Just remembered the vent recording of mephiston haha

Serest

"So I was at this metal festival, and I met this girl. She looked like she was 18....."


5 minutes later...

"So, we went behind the porta potties out back........."

Serest

I always thought you were spec'd for one handed rouges and used 2 dual wields lol.

Thechi

I was one handed for a while but then went dw right at end. I never used dw much lol.

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