THE GOLDEN DONG - a <WHAT> fanfic - M15+ content - Page 6

taters · 08-13-2008, 11:36 AM

i've started a petition to have The Golden Dong declared the official state fanfic of the great state of Ohio, please show your continued support for this work of genius at the link below okay tia

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mafoe · 08-19-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Alesis

You fuckers from <What> are the wierdest, fruitiest gang of wackjobs Ive ever come across. Seriously all the way from the wierdness of having members who like to name themselves shit like Uncontrollable Incontinance to the douchebag who took the time to write this story.(Who the fuck names thier toon "I crap my shorts involuntarily"?)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

What the fuck does naming your guild <What> mean?

Why do you fucktards thrive as a guild on being the complete and total wackjobs of Unrest, and pride yourselves on being the wierdest fuck nuggets on the server?

I guess the world may never know, but god dammit, I find you freaks as creepy as a guild made up entirely of child molesters, snuff porn film producers and dudes who like to masterbate while watching goats breed.

Maybe you guys should just stick to the "transvestite men looking for transvestite women who dress like farm animals for people who get off watching bestiality" section of craigslist.com, and disappear.

Seriously!

Fuck, that had me in stitches.

Kantaris · 08-28-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alesis

You fuckers from <What> are the wierdest, fruitiest gang of wackjobs Ive ever come across. Seriously all the way from the wierdness of having members who like to name themselves shit like Uncontrollable Incontinance to the douchebag who took the time to write this story.(Who the fuck names thier toon "I crap my shorts involuntarily"?)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

What the fuck does naming your guild <What> mean?

Why do you fucktards thrive as a guild on being the complete and total wackjobs of Unrest, and pride yourselves on being the wierdest fuck nuggets on the server?

I guess the world may never know, but god dammit, I find you freaks as creepy as a guild made up entirely of child molesters, snuff porn film producers and dudes who like to masterbate while watching goats breed.

Maybe you guys should just stick to the "transvestite men looking for transvestite women who dress like farm animals for people who get off watching bestiality" section of craigslist.com, and disappear.

Seriously!

SERIOUSLY!

Sylvanking · 02-11-2009, 02:40 PM

what ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Argyuile · 02-11-2009, 04:13 PM

I signed but only because I hate ohio.

Cyvan · 02-12-2009, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Argyuile

I signed but only because I hate ohio.

I also signed on because I live in and hate ohio.

Hisenflaye · 02-16-2009, 09:38 PM

Agreed, Ohio does suck but at least it's not Norrath

Kantaris · 02-16-2009, 10:00 PM

Come back Hisen, we left all your pedophile Animes for you

Argyuile · 02-17-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kantaris

Come back Hisen, we left all your pedophile Animes for you

Who needs those i just masturbate to you and perms sigs.

CatpantsMcStabby · 02-17-2009, 07:43 PM

Not likely. My account lapsed over the weekend. I don't see any reason to come back in this expansion. Conjurors are being faceraped by devs, Critical Mitigation is the lamest game mechanic ever, guilds killing avatars BEFORE clearing instanced content is total bullshit. The hate "revamp" aka EQ2:NGE etc. I'll see what the next expansion looks like. I'm not rerolling another class.

And uh ... why I posted under that other account is beyond me. I think it's the one I regged under in like 2006 or something .. need to delete it I guess.