Cupcake

But they are funny, because they are goons and that's how it goes.

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Uddjubb

Hey you guys selling updates? I need to buy my mythical.

Terre Belok

Yes. we are 'selling' mythical updates now. After you cyber everyone in the guild. we will vote on whether you were good enough to take on our next trip to VP.

The prerequisite is that you must submit a dramatic reading of The Golden Dong. Bonus points for sound effects and/or video footage to accompany it.

FREE PARIS

We're completely serious about this. We had the same set-up when we were a WoW guild back in the day. In fact, if you want to join What you still have to use the WoW guild order form until we get one set up for EQ2 (just add under shipping information that this order is for What and EQ2, all rates and bronze/silver/gold/platinum membership benefits are identical between the games)

<Goon Squad> Mal'Ganis - Membership Information

Holyhands

Haha why would anyone pay to join such a shitty guild

CatpantsMcStabby

Hay guys, is there where I sign up for godking?

Deadberry

The same reason they pay to go to their shitty forums.

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Patchy

Yeah Fark is free and SOO much more funny. Same with Ebaums World. THAT is some funny shit. Something Awful indeed.

Incontinent

HAHA FOOTBALL IN GROIN

taters

i don't understand what the big deal is, its just a little membership fee/assplay. I remember when I first came to unrest and thought, oh god, why should I pay to join What ? but the truth was: I had the social skills of gibbon, I'm unemployed, morbidly obese, and most importantly, I was ready to bring my A-game to Everquest 2

you have to spend money to make money, and my first monthly plat split should be enough to cover my feeding bill & porn subscriptions, but my mom says i have to start paying rent though if i get any money so hopefully she won't find out!

fingers crossed