How to create an Inverted cascade failure in the 2ndary processor unit.
To most people, this may seem an impossiblity. Physicists and theorists around the globe have spent many years contemplating the ramifications of this possible outcome. so to begin i will give you step by step instructions into creating an inverted cascade failure in the secondary processor unit. We begin with opening up the main sequencer panel on the dilithium chamber. take an imaging scanner and send a photonic beam of 0.4microcycles through the 4th linear fragmenting unit next to the secondary processor unit. When the backup duo-tronic inhibitor enables due to the feedback loop caused by the imaging scanner, make sure you lock all anti-matter containment fields. Failure to do this could cause the feedback loot to blow out the plasma relays and intercooler system in the entire warp nacelle block. After your containment fields are in place, next use your handheld graviton emitter to de-polarize the isolinear chips surrounding the processor unit. after this has been done, we need to create a subspace warp bubble around the tertiary EPS manifold to prevent stray neutrinos from disrupting the energy flow through the plasma conduits. Once the bubble is in place and containment fields are holding between 13 - 15 kilodynes, we will proceed with the dismantling of the security lockouts and disengaging the safety protocols. Once this is done, be careful, there is now over 1500 cochranes of omicronic energy flowing unshielded through your conversion plate. Make sure you have series 5 Enstro Gloves on with a a lvl 2 dampening field generator. Now grab ahold of the secondary processor units main power coupling. Grab your hammer and hit the shit out of it till it breaks.
That is how you create an inverted cascade failure in the secondary processor unit. go bears.
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