Argyuile at it again
After wiping to my alarm clock once I finally pwoned its ass, got up and took a shower.
After shaving my balls I noticed I got disco on some pubes I found in my razor blade.
I then proceeded to the kitchen to go make breakfast and saw the milk was down. Unlike some other people in my place with no life and can't camp the fucking milk 24/7 so I had to just have a glass of Orange Juice.
I hopped online and totally owned the shit out of some level 40-45 grey Minotaurs that I FUCKING SOLO'd. Got a Minotaur hand (which updated my UBER Minotaur L&L, Score!)*
I then talked to some Gnome and got an update for my SoD quest, ya that’s right bitches what did YOU do this morning. I bet you didn't pw0n a conversation with an NPC did you? No, I didn't fucking think so…… bitch.
It was time to leave and as I was going out I noticed that the garbage was up so I grabbed that shit and TOOK IT DOWNstairs and threw it away. Score Argyuile one contested for the morning.
* I know that when I finally finish Minotaur L&L the uber guilds will be breaking down my door to get me in.
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