Argyuile

Nightcap is the worst most despicable guild on the server and here is a list of reasons why.


1) When I got to sleep at night I have to check under my bed for members of Nightcap.

2) One time a member of Nightcap asked me a question and before I could answer he ripped it from my mind.

3) Every time there has been an ELE, Nightcap was involved

4) Someone from Nightcap always finds waldo before me.

5) I led my horse to water and he wouldnt drink because Nightcap was there

6) One time Nightcap slammed a revolving door on me.

7) Nightcap is responsible for global warming

8) Nightcap came to my brothers Farm, raped his cattle and stampeded his daughters.

9) They stole my milkmoney

10) I jumped off of TT to try and land on thier Thunndarr's head but he moved before I made the 15 minute fall and all I got was death.

11) Trixxie

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I'm willing to entertain your idiotic notion of how reality works if it'll get you to the point faster - Black Mage

We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality.

Volarious

11 reasons means you're not trying hard enough.

Blicero

They're still better than Epic Ascension.

Malachani

You totally forgot to mention Kalthor's manfur...

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Jesdyr

Didnt you ragequit the game because of LoN ?

Argyuile

I cancelled all of my accounts but my subs haven't run out yet.

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I'm willing to entertain your idiotic notion of how reality works if it'll get you to the point faster - Black Mage

We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality.

Thundaarr

As far as number 8 goes, I was drunk, and to be fair, it was hard to tell the difference between the daughters and the cows.

Jesdyr

After thinking about this ..

You must be missing many other reasons. I mean there has to be at least 20 more that deal with Thundarrrrrrrrrrrr alone.

Argyuile

Well he is married to Sara Jessica Parker so thats understandable.

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I'm willing to entertain your idiotic notion of how reality works if it'll get you to the point faster - Black Mage

We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality.

Thundaarr

I thought it was cows not horses? I did something completely different to the horses...