Re: omgrofl
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the founder of the Anti-Emolad Society. In this letter, I will tell you what made me form such an organization and how I plan to use it to call for a return to the values that made this country great. For most of the facts I'm about to present, I have provided documentation and urge you to confirm these facts for yourself if you're skeptical.
To use some computer terminology, Emolad's interdenominationalism movement has an "installed base" of hundreds of the most foul scoundrels you'll ever see. The implication is that Emolad drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes him sound smarter than he really is and obscures the fact that Emolad sees no reason why he shouldn't make bigotry respectable. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that Emolad periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. You know what? I want to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because Emolad's lieutenants argue that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. These are the same thrasonical grizzlers who calumniate helpless hoodwinkers. This is no coincidence; I once managed to get Emolad to agree that he and his proxies are puppets of splenetic wiseacres. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.
Yes, I realize that Emolad's contrivances are as predatory as they are an insult to human intelligence, but for the sake of brevity I've had to express myself in simplified terms. I am not predicting anything specific. I just have a feeling, an intuition, based on several things that are happening now that Emolad will control, manipulate, and harm other people by the next full moon. His comment that he is cunctipotent is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Not only did all of us misfortunate enough to have to listen to him make that comment become dumber as a result but I feel that a lot more people now understand why I contend that the cure for corruption, conspiracy, and treason must start by exposing the problem to people who care and are not themselves corrupted. The logical consequences of that are clear: Emolad does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that philistinism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. I've heard him say that conformism forms the core of any utopian society. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is Emolad secretly trying to twist the truth? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, he thinks it would be a great idea to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of disaffected demoniacs. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed. To conclude, Emolad flatters people in order to betray them.
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