Originally Posted by weechoo

My goal for this letter is to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that pooh-pooh the concerns of others. I shall do this in the only honest way that I can, which is by simply setting forth those principles that I personally believe in and that I personally observe and honor. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. Although the proper definition of "interdestructiveness" is hotly disputed, before Emolad once again claims that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with, he should do some real research rather than simply play a game of bias reinforcement with his helpers. His ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, Emolad's core principle has remained the same: to cater to the basest instincts of indelicate, surly junkies. If you don't believe me then note that Emolad discounts important principles of our culture as mere platitudes. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me do what needs to be done. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Emolad may use organized violence to suppress opposition as soon as our backs are turned, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that the world has a surplus of stupidity. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.
From secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, Emolad's devotees have always found a way to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them. Emolad's calumnies share a number of characteristics. They fleece us. They open new avenues for the expression of hate. And they flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. Put together, these characteristics imply that Emolad is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. Take, for example, slovenly astrologers. Now look at Emolad. If you don't believe there's a similarity then consider that if you read his writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that he can walk on water. But if you read Emolad's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of his writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Emolad's writings to know that I surely dislike Emolad. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that the "freedom" that Emolad is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners. It follows from this that as soon as he found the resources to do so Emolad lost no time in making my blood curdle. The inevitable followed: Dour weirdos started to make all of us pay for Emolad's boondoggles. The scariest part of all of this is that Emolad claims that going through the motions of working is the same as working. That claim is preposterous and, to use Emolad's own language, overtly self-serving. No history can justify it.
Whenever I turn around I see Emolad preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. The really interesting thing about all this is not that the use of long run-on sentences, bad metaphors, multiple misspellings, and inappropriately placed $5 words like "historiographical" does not help his cause at all. The interesting thing is that in the blink of an eye, his lies will be exposed and the truth can be spread. And let me tell you, he uses big words like "unexceptionableness" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Emolad's canards may reek like a skunk, if you think that Emolad's précis are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Emolad wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that his gofers often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me reinforce what is best in people, but also to educate others about what I've written.

Originally Posted by selvik

Nice job weechoo
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All you have to do is enter in the first 2 sentences of this post and find them directly, word for word, on another website via google. Gratz on your "intellect". BTW all Yige really says is "yeah yeah" and slightly blasphemous statements like "im jesus" and what not. There really isnt much reason for you to bash him in such a manner as which you did, which explains the randomness, "validity", and the "relativeness" of your post.

Originally Posted by weechoo

GJ reading the whole post selvik, i'm impressed. now why don't you go buff your illy pet?