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Emolad · 06-14-2008, 01:33 AM

N00dl3pimp (1

38 AM): hey baby
Tomashric1 (1

46 AM): who is this
N00dl3pimp (1

57 AM): i heard you were an 18 year old girl in california looking for sex
N00dl3pimp (1

03 AM): isthis true?
Tomashric1 (1

14 AM): wtf are u
N00dl3pimp (1

22 AM): your soulmate
Tomashric1 (1

25 AM): haha
N00dl3pimp (1

32 AM): runescape.com come play with me
Tomashric1 (1

33 AM): u must me gay then
Tomashric1 (1

44 AM): who plays gay games
N00dl3pimp (1

00 AM): would you prefer Warcraft then?
Tomashric1 (1

08 AM): lol
Tomashric1 (1

11 AM): eq2 is win
N00dl3pimp (1

35 AM): omg eq2 sucks ass i died and lost all my stuff on that game!
N00dl3pimp (1

47 AM): emolad killed me that son of a bitch omfg@@@@@
Tomashric1 (1

03 AM): u noob
N00dl3pimp (1

15 AM): my eq2 name is kalgore
Tomashric1 (1

21 AM): haha
Tomashric1 (1

22 AM): weak
Tomashric1 (1

35 AM): who's that
N00dl3pimp (1

44 AM): I am a member of Everquest, Runescape, World of Warcraft, and Xbox Live
N00dl3pimp (1

58 AM): so play with me
Tomashric1 (1

04 AM): who are u
N00dl3pimp (1

17 AM): zezima
Tomashric1 (1

21 AM): ?
N00dl3pimp (1

28 AM): Kalgore
Tomashric1 (1

43 AM): u wouldnt know my sn noob
N00dl3pimp (1

50 AM): emolad told me
N00dl3pimp (1

02 AM): I wanna farm your infamy
Tomashric1 (1

07 AM): Kalgore dont like me y would he message me anyway
N00dl3pimp (1

12 AM): and get general
N00dl3pimp (1

27 AM): yeah and your eq name is Tomas
Tomashric1 (1

33 AM): not
N00dl3pimp (1

53 AM): you're a level 80 coercer
Tomashric1 (1

54 AM): who's your alt
N00dl3pimp (1

06 AM): buzzzy 75 dirge
N00dl3pimp (1

20 AM): dude. im kalgore i want to farm your title
Tomashric1 (1

25 AM): lol
Tomashric1 (1

31 AM): what title
Tomashric1 (1

36 AM): i dont have 1
N00dl3pimp (1

42 AM): nub yes you do
N00dl3pimp (1

56 AM): i'll pwn your ass in Eq2, Rs, WoW, and Xbl
N00dl3pimp (1

11 AM): that's right i pay $48 a month for those games
Tomashric1 (1

11 AM): u wish
Tomashric1 (1

42 AM): wow sux
N00dl3pimp (1

47 AM): you sux
Tomashric1 (1

49 AM): haha
Tomashric1 (1

54 AM): your mom sux
N00dl3pimp (1

58 AM): my penis
Tomashric1 (1

01 AM): i wont have title for long noob
N00dl3pimp (1

01 AM): lawl pwned
N00dl3pimp (1

18 AM): yeah cuz i'm gonna farm it off you
Tomashric1 (1

22 AM): lol
Tomashric1 (1

29 AM): i'm reexile b4 u do that
Tomashric1 (1

39 AM): then u cant kill me..
Tomashric1 (1

42 AM): pwned
N00dl3pimp (1

04 AM): i'll just use my harmtouch
Tomashric1 (1

13 AM): not if i'm fp noob
N00dl3pimp (1

25 AM): i'll exile
Tomashric1 (1

28 AM): rofl
Tomashric1 (1

33 AM): then u lose your title
N00dl3pimp (1

35 AM): just to kill you
Tomashric1 (1

45 AM): get on vent
N00dl3pimp (1

52 AM): myspace.com
Tomashric1 (1

57 AM): lol
Tomashric1 (1

58 AM): ok...
N00dl3pimp (1

04 AM): click it
Tomashric1 (1

08 AM): no...
N00dl3pimp (1

11 AM): and type in kalgore`1
Tomashric1 (1

12 AM): i'm not retarded
N00dl3pimp (1

22 AM): kk i'll get on vent
N00dl3pimp (1

29 AM): give me your info
Tomashric1 (1

34 AM): lol
Tomashric1 (1

38 AM): get on your vent noob
N00dl3pimp (1

43 AM): for vent
N00dl3pimp (1

47 AM): give me the info
Tomashric1 (1

53 AM): see u're not Kalgore lol
Tomashric1 (1

56 AM): noob
N00dl3pimp (1

05 AM): yes i am
N00dl3pimp (1

15 AM): i want to get on your vent
N00dl3pimp (1

18 AM): famine is on mine
Tomashric1 (1

27 AM): get on famines then
N00dl3pimp (1

43 AM): i forget password
N00dl3pimp (1

46 AM): here
Tomashric1 (1

47 AM): haha
N00dl3pimp (1

51 AM): get on this one
Tomashric1 (1

10 AM): ok noob nm
Tomashric1 (1

15 AM): what do u want
N00dl3pimp (1

33 AM): to pwn you in EQ2, Rs, WoW, or XBL, your choice
Tomashric1 (1

39 AM): ...
Tomashric1 (1

44 AM): i dont get pwned i pwn
N00dl3pimp (1

49 AM): i want to farm your title where can we meet?
Tomashric1 (1

57 AM): dude i'm dessy
N00dl3pimp (1

03 AM): jw docks?
Tomashric1 (1

04 AM): u're like dread
Tomashric1 (1

13 AM): i'm not on
N00dl3pimp (1

20 AM): i lost dread, im champ\
N00dl3pimp (1

23 AM): need it back
Tomashric1 (1

31 AM): lol dude my pet will rape u
N00dl3pimp (1

37 AM): circle jerk raid
N00dl3pimp (1

38 AM): dude
N00dl3pimp (1

42 AM): i'll pay you
Tomashric1 (1

47 AM): hahaha
Tomashric1 (1

49 AM): how much
N00dl3pimp (1

53 AM): 10p a kill
Tomashric1 (1

55 AM): k
N00dl3pimp (1

01 AM): get on
N00dl3pimp (1

06 AM): and go to jw
Tomashric1 (1

10 AM): $ 1st
N00dl3pimp (1

21 AM): rofl, no
Tomashric1 (1

26 AM): haha nm then
N00dl3pimp (1

35 AM): FUCK YOU RETARD
Tomashric1 (1

36 AM): like u were gonna pay in a 1st place lol
N00dl3pimp signed off at 1

38 AM.

this is what tomass and kalgores conversation was (tomass couldnt post it on flames himself dont know why...)

Jeht · 06-14-2008, 07:59 PM

gg turning smilies off.

Daal · 06-15-2008, 12:41 PM

kinda lame of kalgore but hey being lame is his style

Jeht · 06-15-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daal

kinda lame of kalgore but hey being lame is his style

That convo is a result of Emolad having a sleepover irl.

(lawl wtf is that)

weechoo · 06-15-2008, 07:42 PM

My goal for this letter is to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that pooh-pooh the concerns of others. I shall do this in the only honest way that I can, which is by simply setting forth those principles that I personally believe in and that I personally observe and honor. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. Although the proper definition of "interdestructiveness" is hotly disputed, before Emolad once again claims that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with, he should do some real research rather than simply play a game of bias reinforcement with his helpers. His ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, Emolad's core principle has remained the same: to cater to the basest instincts of indelicate, surly junkies. If you don't believe me then note that Emolad discounts important principles of our culture as mere platitudes. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me do what needs to be done. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Emolad may use organized violence to suppress opposition as soon as our backs are turned, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that the world has a surplus of stupidity. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.
From secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, Emolad's devotees have always found a way to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them. Emolad's calumnies share a number of characteristics. They fleece us. They open new avenues for the expression of hate. And they flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. Put together, these characteristics imply that Emolad is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. Take, for example, slovenly astrologers. Now look at Emolad. If you don't believe there's a similarity then consider that if you read his writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that he can walk on water. But if you read Emolad's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of his writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Emolad's writings to know that I surely dislike Emolad. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that the "freedom" that Emolad is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners. It follows from this that as soon as he found the resources to do so Emolad lost no time in making my blood curdle. The inevitable followed: Dour weirdos started to make all of us pay for Emolad's boondoggles. The scariest part of all of this is that Emolad claims that going through the motions of working is the same as working. That claim is preposterous and, to use Emolad's own language, overtly self-serving. No history can justify it.
Whenever I turn around I see Emolad preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. The really interesting thing about all this is not that the use of long run-on sentences, bad metaphors, multiple misspellings, and inappropriately placed $5 words like "historiographical" does not help his cause at all. The interesting thing is that in the blink of an eye, his lies will be exposed and the truth can be spread. And let me tell you, he uses big words like "unexceptionableness" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Emolad's canards may reek like a skunk, if you think that Emolad's précis are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Emolad wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that his gofers often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me reinforce what is best in people, but also to educate others about what I've written.

Path · 06-15-2008, 08:00 PM

Basically what Weechoo says is:

Emolads a sly little bastid - Making us think what shouldn't be.. You're a lvl 80 Coercer IRL and game wise, a sneaky little bastard.

/ponder

What made you want to write such a big statement anyways weechoo? lol

Emolad · 06-15-2008, 09:25 PM

basicly that weechoo did said...was that im jesus and i rock face at life

Sereniti · 06-15-2008, 09:30 PM

For one, that's not Kalgore.

Kalgore in all our communication via the net has never used a comma. Secondly, I doubt that Kalgore could pay using plat since he never has any. He goes through plat like hooker on crack. All the responses made by the alleged Kalgore are completely out of character. After knowing the jackass for 3 plus years you get a certain familiarity with the way the person types. And the above posts do not reflect his personality in writing at all. As for the character and morality of Emolad I can't say much to that fact. But I usually don't find him amusing since most of his comments are relatively juvenile and I stopped laughing at fart jokes a long time ago. Emolad is a kid and is still building his foundation and he is allowed to be immature. It is after all entertainment and if jumping in the mud and splashing people entertains him then by all means let the boy have his fun. He's too young to be morally corrupt and demonized as a failed human being.

But ultimately, I highly doubt the person in that conversation claiming to be Kalgore was actually Kalgore. Kalgore never uses punctuation and most of what was written was entirely too well thought out to be Kalgore and there was not one DIACF.

Weechoo, where were you hiding? We could have had some interesting conversations. They're not many that could deliver such a high caliber post and do it as eloquently as you did. I'm impressed.

Sincerely,

Sereniti

weechoo · 06-15-2008, 09:59 PM

Sereniti's initiatives are absolutely disgusting -- so much so, that if there are any children or sensitive people reading this letter, I suggest that they stop now and not read what I am about to describe. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: The natural result of Sereniti's ebullitions is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to lower scholastic standards. But the problems with Sereniti's convictions don't end there. A long time ago I wrote that "those of us whose minds are not narcotized still remember Sereniti's frequent outbreaks of savagery". Today I might add that Sereniti might have been in a lethargic state of autointoxication when she said that the majority of polyloquent, closed-minded sciolists are heroes, if not saints. More likely, perhaps, is that Sereniti's bromides reinforce the point that we still have a long way to go in terms of achieving true tolerance in our society. But there is a further-reaching implication: One of her serfs once said, "Sereniti has achieved sainthood." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that if I seem a bit obtuse, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Sereniti on her own level.
I almost forgot: The quest to subject human beings to indignities is the true inner kernel of Sereniti's philosophy, insofar as this figment of an abhorrent brain can be designated a "philosophy". There's no need here to present any evidence of that; examples can be found all over the World Wide Web. In fact, a simple search will quickly reveal that I'm no psychiatrist. Still, from the little I know about psychiatry I can say that Sereniti seems to exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's syndrome. I don't say that to judge but merely to put Sereniti's callow, nugatory biases into perspective. A final note: Sereniti's catch-phrases are devoid of logic and filled to the brim with hate and misinformation.

Emolad · 06-15-2008, 10:13 PM

ffs weechoo! stop copying and pasting shit!