Lynx Exiling to Qeynos :)

Vumael Starveil · 10-14-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vumael Starveil

Is this really the might of their "new" Lynx named guild (attempt number 2,039,025?) You can rename shit, but it's still basically shit. Does Sissy really think this is going to make any difference, having timers he doesn't know how to use on mobs he won't defeat until a nerf or higher expansion?

Let me make this clear Sissy, just so we're on the same page. You're not "passing" Immortalis. Not now, not any time soon. Their player base is better, faster and more resilient. Your leadership is weak, boring, juvenile and pathetic. The problem isn't all these guilds you keep making, the problem is YOU! About the only thing you can "pass" is gas, sitting eating nachos all day on the computer. Your only chance would be if Kc and around half the guild left or quit playing (which you would end up trying to tote around as a victory seeing as you're delusional and don't seek any challenge just giving yourself undeserved handjobs, which even your hand should be disappointed in you for.)

Now I realize it must be frustrating, having a boring life, doing nothing but playing EQ2 ALL day and still being no better than number 2 on a server that has little if any real competition (making you second best to nothing,) wearing a little hat in your house and nailing Soy Sauce (Soyee) like you're some little king of your domain. But, let's level here... How long has it been? A year... Maybe 2 now? Every time you come anywhere near Immortalis, you crack or throw a fit or quit and make another guild.

Let's face it, you're not very good at this. Never have been, probably never will. It requires having testicles, and I'm afraid you're just a little under-equipped...

These people in your guild are there only as long as they can get loot and until you have the next meltdown then come back trying to re-rally the troops like you're somebody.

Let me break this down for you. Either:

A.) You yell at someone, get frustrated and quit again soon, showing you were never really a threat, just as you have before.

B.) You get banned or suspended for being a moron. (good chance of that.)

C.) You get closer then ever to actually passing Immortalis (which is doubtful considering just how much further ahead they are now) and people such as myself come back just to fuck with you and laugh. Make you whine like a stuck pig, laugh some more, have sex with your girlfriend telling her I care since I'm a better catch, laugh some more, then deliberately break her heart, laugh some more... etc. Until you literally can't get anything done and I persuade your members you're a loser (which isn't hard, the shoe fits.) By the way now's a good time to mention that I used to play Voll a Ranger and stole some plat from you years and years ago when I quit, since you were a loser back then too

Now while nothing would please me more than harassing you all day on the game and getting you all TYPING IN CAPS...

I unlike you don't enjoy wasting my time and will ask you nicely to just choose A, B or C this way we all don't waste our time.

I know making decisions isn't your strong suit, I mean afterall look at all the failed guilds you've led. I just figured I'd ask.

For the members of the new "Lynx" I'd recommend you ditch this Sissy before his ineffectiveness costs you progress as it always has.

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Originally Posted by Vumael Starveil

So who the fuck are YOU exactly anyway? As I've said before, nothing but a wanna be raid botter who's far far the fuck out of his league and can't do shit right to save his reputation. You're a pile of dogshit for a leader, an impulsive loser who's always one small push shy from completely losing your shit and destroying everything you yourself created for months.

Immortalis members... High five for me predicting the future?

The only thing you can count on with SissyLynx, is that he is his own biggest weakness.

(I also give out lottery numbers...)

Rrawyx · 10-14-2009, 05:05 PM

lmao, Vum. Yeah they just fucked themselves over with any chance at avatar gear

Doommaster · 10-14-2009, 06:41 PM

Did something happen to Lynx?

They got rid of selfish players who were only loyal to themselves and loot.
They gained a larger and friendlier player base.
Raiding just got much easier now that everyone in the guild is commited to success.

It looks to me like they are stronger than ever. It's ok - you can just admit when you are scared instead of raging all over the forums and open chat! Seems to me that immaturealis are the ones who now raid the faction quest guys instead of real raid content! Here's a clue for your newly acquired members - the faction quest guys don't give any loot!

I would like to be the first to wish you good luck in your future harvesting, raiding and avatar kills! If history is any lesson, I'm sure I'll see you make your home in Qeynos soon enough and we can all be one big,happy, pvp-free family again!

Ripchord · 10-14-2009, 07:08 PM

You say Qeynos has a friendlier player base, but I'm thinking that depends entirely on whether some of your guys bring their open chat spam, and if some of the most "infamous" members of Lynx come to Q as well.

appoxx · 10-14-2009, 07:15 PM

Voll = Vum ... who use to play with Appoxx back before Appoxx went from a zker to an Illy?

nijaph · 10-14-2009, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by appoxx

Voll = Vum ... who use to play with Appoxx back before Appoxx went from a zker to an Illy?

gtfo random?

Doommaster · 10-14-2009, 07:25 PM

Who in Lynx spams open chat and what do you consider spam?

Vumael Starveil · 10-14-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

Did something happen to Lynx?

I know information isn't a strong suit in Lynx, but yes, it just shot itself in the foot.

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

They got rid of selfish players who were only loyal to themselves and loot.

I noticed how they became "selfish" and "only loyal to themselves" only after you guys didn't talk to them about exiling and they decided it wasn't what they wanted. If these players were that much of a problem, why didn't you get rid of them before exiling? Who's "selfish" and "only loyal to themselves" again??

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

They gained a larger and friendlier player base.

Erm... Smaller player base? And since when is Lynx with it's nonsense propoganda friendly (other than to themselves) unless they think it serves them?

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Raiding just got much easier now that everyone in the guild is commited to success.

We'll see how many Avatars you're putting down this week with your mighty app 1s and loss of players.

Furthermore... Are you by this statement suggesting that when Lynx was on Freeport that they weren't committed to success? (thereby negating most of what you guys used to say....)

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

It looks to me like they are stronger than ever. It's ok - you can just admit when you are scared instead of raging all over the forums and open chat!

It would look to you like they're stronger than ever, since you're a jaded follower of a gimp leader.

This isn't raging pal... This is laughter.

What on earth would Immortalis have to be afraid of from you? In the time that Kc has been leader and even before that no guild has beaten or come close to them. Furthermore if we were "afraid" as you suggest, why would we be voicing our "fears?" That doesn't even make any sense.

All you guys did was lose your M1s, lose players, now provide more easier PvP for Immortalis and ensure it'll be easier for Immortalis to block your contested attempts since you're not their equal in PvP. Congrats~

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

Seems to me that immaturealis are the ones who now raid the faction quest guys instead of real raid content! Here's a clue for your newly acquired members - the faction quest guys don't give any loot!

Immaturealis? Nice attempt, but as usual you guys fall short. Too many syllables to be funny. Try something like "Manurelis" or "Impotence."

Yet... Notice how they're still ahead on loot than you guys... Funny how that works out huh?

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

I would like to be the first to wish you good luck in your future harvesting, raiding and avatar kills!

Thanks! We should be making some more Avatar kills this week, let us know if you wanna app seeing as how Immortalis will be the only ones killing them (as usual)

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

If history is any lesson, I'm sure I'll see you make your home in Qeynos soon enough and we can all be one big,happy, pvp-free family again!

I love the propoganda... Back when Immortalis was exiled since you guys were soooo much of a "threat..." How many Avatars did you guys drop again? Too busy being helmets following behind Sibs yelling "Charge" more concerned with PvP... Right...?

I mean if PvP is what you want to define your guild and not progression that's fine and all... but ermm.... that kinda explains why Immortalis is further ahead....

Roughly 2 years without being passed on progression. Go study your history better.

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Originally Posted by appoxx

Voll = Vum ... who use to play with Appoxx back before Appoxx went from a zker to an Illy?

Yes Appoxx, that's me. Back when Sibs was still just a botter and not a pretend guild leader. What's up?

Kaned · 10-14-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Doommaster

Did something happen to Lynx?

They got rid of selfish players who were only loyal to themselves and loot.
They gained a larger and friendlier player base.
Raiding just got much easier now that everyone in the guild is commited to success.

It looks to me like they are stronger than ever. It's ok - you can just admit when you are scared instead of raging all over the forums and open chat! Seems to me that immaturealis are the ones who now raid the faction quest guys instead of real raid content! Here's a clue for your newly acquired members - the faction quest guys don't give any loot!

I would like to be the first to wish you good luck in your future harvesting, raiding and avatar kills! If history is any lesson, I'm sure I'll see you make your home in Qeynos soon enough and we can all be one big,happy, pvp-free family again!

A typical response from someone sucking Sibslynx cock.....

while your down there, would you massage that leg too?

appoxx · 10-14-2009, 07:44 PM

Not a lot man .. just wanted to make sure it was the same person who use to drag me and helleh through Mistmore Catacombs