Baraccus

So, I had decided against doing this cause I have (had) alot of respect for Sulfadias, and a few select members, but I found out three integral points that led to me being booted were straight up, pathological fucking lies. I tried to speak to Sulfadias about this, but apparently he was busy raiding. Yes, because we all know, raiding FTH in T8 takes much concentration. And apparently someome made a joke about me in vent (pertaining to one of the pathological lies they concocted) so he had time to laugh at me, but not answer my concerns. This is where I lost all respect I had for him.

So fuck you Random Evac (Excluding Repugnant, Ergot, Silirith, and a few others).

Reasons for me being booted:

1. Swearing.

2. I'm ''outspoken''.

3. ''1337 sp3k''.

And random incidents.

Let's take a closer examinaion of these charges, i'll disect them individually then adress the whole, to fully show how much of a fucking cockstain the majority of their senior members and officers truly are.

1. First charge, swearing. Now I was told when I joined they didn't give two fucks about swearing, so this rather suprises me. Nowhere in the charter does it state, no swearing. Sulfadias, Davin, Redmond, say fuck in guild chat, other people say fuck in guild chat. I don't even swear that often, and they're trying to fucking tell me, that when 2 leaders/an officer say fuck in guild chat, that they're going to boot me for it. Bullshit. Fuck you, and your double standards. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. How does that sound? Fucking morons, you lack the intelligence to even try to come up with a good reason for fucking me over. Go jerk off with a cheese grater and feel better about yourselves. Enforce the rule in its entirety, and don't swear as fucking officers, or not at all. You can't selectively enforce whatever you like to get me booted.

What's more offensive, lying for personal gain, or swearing? Besides, if you can see the word ''fuck'', you turned off your filter. This means you've AGREED you want to see swear words. %&$^ You, bitches.



2. Second charge, i'm an asshole. Fuck you, i'm not an asshole, just because i'm not spamming smiley faces and <3 and OMGOSH :DDDD doesn't mean i'm a douchebag. You're colouring whatever I say with sarcasm, so I look like an asshole. Well maybe i'm a little bit of an asshole, but i'm not a manipulative lying cockfuck like you fuckstains.

Let's three key incidents that pertain to this one, shall we?

I) I called a member a whore. LIE. Again (I'm guessing Sassie or Xerix, as they're the main people who dislike me. They also fucking suck at their classes, they're well geared brigand/warlock and can't even come up to my balls on the parse) told Sulfadias that I called someone a whore. Let me defend myself on this one -something you're not allowed to do under the Nazi Random Evac reign- I was reading a book, and it turned out a character briefly mentioned had the EXACT same name as someone in the guild, spelling and all, and was a whore. I thought it was an interesting fucking fact, so I mentioned to to that said member. If there was a mass murderer named Baraccus, i'd like to know, it's an interesting fact, nothing more. There's a god damned chasm of difference in saying ''Hey, I found something neat, your namedsake in ____ book is a whore'' than saying ''You are a whore''. It's not even offensive at all.

They completely took what I said out of context for their own ends, i'll explain these at the end.

II) I ''bailed on a raid''. LIE. I found out last minute we were raiding Mayong like an hour before we did. I told them I had homework to do, and Sassie made some smart ass fucking comment - ''And you waited all weekend to do it?''. Yes I waited all weekend to do it, I despise homework, and as I didn't expect we were raiding fucking T7 during T8 (what a joke) I figured i'd do it sunday. I had lots of shit to do saturday, and besides, who the fuck are you to ask, you don't know your head from your ass. Let's see more of that 800 dps. Another point they say reinforces that fact is 3 hours later I dinged an aa. They had finished MMIS and had gone to EH by then. Davin made a smart ass comment in guild chat. ''Doing homework eh?''. No I wasn't fucking doing homework, cause after 3 hours I fucking finished it, so I went back to my computer and did some quests. I told him that. Silence. His brain was obviously trying to comprehend.

Some of you might doubt this point, and that's understandable, consider this; that raid would have given me a huge upgrade, my SoD, why the fuck wouldn't I go if I didn't have homework. Also, there were 30 fucking people on, it just means someone else would have got to go.

So stop twisting what I do into fucking lies, Sassie/Xerix. You obviously lack reading comprehension and/or intelligence (I think it's the latter) or you're manipulative fucks that wanted me gone since you didn't like me for whatever reason. I don't like alot of people, big fucking deal, life goes on. I don't conspire against them, deal with it mothafucka.

3. Third charge, 1337 speak. Are you kidding me? Is this just tacked on to the clusterfuck or what? I can speak perfectly fine, as shown in this post, infact I do. I plan on being a writer, I own alot of books, I read all the time. It's just fucking fun to throw out a ''lawlbunnies'' every once and a while, and I don't even do it that much. HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS FUCKING OFFEND SOMEONE. MY FUCKING GOD DOES YOUR STUPIDITY KNOW NO BOUNDS, OR IS IT BOUND BY HOW SMALL YOUR TESTICLES ARE AND YOUR INSECURITY IN THAT. Choke on my cock. Err, I mean, [ /-/ 0 K 3 0 /7 M Y [ 0 [ K.

Random Incidents/reasons they don't like me:

Sassie thinks I make fun of gay people.

I don't make fun of gay people, I haven't since I was like, 10. I don't use the word ''gay'' instead of stupid, I don't care if you like cock or not. It doesn't effect me at all, so why should I care. I guess you were too busy munching Bitmap's carpet to realize this.

This is why she thinks that:

Mandevo had threatened to get a donkey to rape me. I logged over to my main and said ''I'm scared, Mandevo threatened he was going act out on his gay fantasy and get a donkey to butt rape me''. I thought i'd share that for the sheer amount of lawlz. So I get hit by a wall of text. ZOMGAH WALL OF TEXT. Apparently some people -gasp- are gay. Really?! I never knew! How is saying Mandevo was going to assrape me offensive to gay people. There was no other adequate term to describe the situation. Sex between two men = constitutes homosexuality. Go munch carpet, bitch.

I ''force my opinions on others''. Someone mentioned the scout reward for malkonis' head after we killed malkonis. I said that charm is total suck or something. BARACCUS IS CRITICALLY AFFLICTED WITH A BIG PURPLE WALL OF TEXT FROM XERIX. BARACCUS DIES. Fuck you, that charm is balls. It need(ed) to be buffed by alot, or just make the scout reward a ring or something.

So as I mentioned at the start I wasn't going to do this, but then I found out about 2. I) and how they completely twisted it to poison everyone against me, the shitstorm has landed bitches. Hell, I wouldn't have even done that after they had lied, went behind my back and fucked me over. But did I mentionI had 3 months of dkp saved up? 210 DKP earned, 10 spent, 200 total. I was saving for RoK and they kicked me a week after that before we started RoK raiding. Coincidence? ALSO, we were going to do Mayong again this sunday, but I was kicked right before I got my soulfire, as an extra kick while I was down.

So basically RE (NE - Nazi Evac) got a fully geared DPS/hate transfer for their T7 progression for 3 months, for only 2 items at their expense, and since a select few don't like him, they kicked his ass to the curb when T8 rolled around since they would have had to gear up a new assassin anyways. They use and abuse, anyone who expresses independent thought is kicked, anyone who has outspoken ideas, even if they're good, is kicked. I've always wondered how a guild with 3 leaders survived so long, it's because they ruthlessly squash anyone who isn't one of their cockboy puppets.

Fuck you Random Evac!

Balbasur

5 stars

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Mahgnus

I don't even know you and i like you already.

it had crosed my mind to app to them till something higher up the chain came along. Aqaushed that idea

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Baraccus

Let's be friends

Celer

You say you want to be a writer? If your trying to call someone stupid don't contradict yourself in the same sentence. You realize that the first part of your sentence you say they stupidity knows no bounds (which is quite a lot of stupidity) and then in the second part of the sentence you say their stupidity is bound by something very small (small testicles in this case). You did it a couple of other times but I don't care to go through and pick the whole thing apart.

That out of the way

Yes they can. They can do just exactly that and it sounds like they did. Doesn't mean they are right, it just means that as guild leaders they can boot you for whatever reasons they see fit.

Well here I am contradicting my previous statements about not quoting more of your contradictions but eh. I just thought it was funny that you were so vehement about not being an asshole then you go ahead and admit your an asshole.


Well said, you thoroughly proved your point on that one!!


Random Evac is a casual/family raiding guild. And your comparing the tyranny of the Nazi regime? Cry more noob. You obviously didn't mesh well with the rest of the guild (or at least the core) and because of that they booted you. Casual guilds take personality over skill and I really doubt you have as much as you think anyways. I really don't know anyone from RE besides Sulfadias as I used to be guilded with his Alt in another guild and really theres not much bad to say about him. I'm speaking out of line here as I don't really know what exactly happened but I would put my money that your just an douche and that's why they kicked you. Why are you even sad about it? It's not like theres not 10 other guilds progressed further than RE in raid content on Unrest, not to mention you can always transfer servers. Again I don't know but my guess is that you wouldn't last a week in a higher end guild.

So in conclusion quit your bitching you really didn't lost anything and all you have really done is show what kind of asshole you are frothing at the mouth about something as stupid as this.

Drama around here must be really boring if you think this idiots rants are worth 5 stars. I gave it 2. Too many contradictions and throughout the post he provided us with the real reason he probably got kicked and thats because he's a ranting idiot.

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Iskellion

Baraccus, you sound like such a nice person! I just don't understand!

Vadorn

I think I like this one. Decent long thought out flame, and some raondom ass jerk off coming to defend a bunch of already named jerkoffs = goodshit.

Vadorn

methulah

Nice flame, I enjoyed the prose.

I swear that if I was in a guild called Random Evac, I'd just keep evac'ing my group at the worst times. I'd macro that shit right onto Frigid Gift. I don't know how long I'd last, but I don't think it'd ever get old.

Kuian

Nice flame man, well thought out and written.

nymna

You make me giggle so hard.....