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Old 12-05-2006, 01:23 PM  
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Hey Now I can be firm.... just it isn't a guarantee.... i could have been drunk, or some other excuse!


can you get viagra over the counter? Its for .... my dog yeah he ate my homework so I want to punish him.... the cat too ... hes just a mean wanker, gonna be alot meaner after I find a good pharmacy that sells cat viagra.... that brings up another messed up thing, has ANYONE other than a vet ever seen a cat get it on or even seen a male cats wang? I mean its like they mastered the art of the stealth fuck. I envy that.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:36 PM  
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I mean its like they mastered the art of the stealth fuck. I envy that.
Again... disappointing in the extreme. If you don't know it happened, what the hell is the point?

Sidebar: male cats have spines on their penis. it goes backwards and rips into the female cat when mating, so she can't get away too easily before they're finished. this is why there is so much yelling when cats mate.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:54 PM  
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And yes Ive seen it in person, the cat humping that is, not the spine thing.
My little white kitty has a boyfriend that has figured out to come into my house through the doggie door and have his way with her.
She is fixed, but i think they missed an ovary, cause she still goes into heat.
And yeah, Im sitting at the computer and hear this really wierd growling/crying/spitting sound and stand up to look into the laundry room.
Sure enough, there they are, right in the doorway....
Happens about every 5 weeks. =/
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...even I didn't expect so much fail. It really hurts my mind to think this volume of fuckup wasn't actually intentional.
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:04 PM  
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Well I wasn't talking so much about their ability to get it on hehe I just think its awesome a cat can do it almost anywhere and no one will notice... unless they live with Ily. I mean I envy that in the sense I want to go to a ball game get it on and have no one even notice while we are on the jumbotron! Thats talent my friend!
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:07 PM  
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Well I wasn't talking so much about their ability to get it on hehe I just think its awesome a cat can do it almost anywhere and no one will notice... unless they live with Ily. I mean I envy that in the sense I want to go to a ball game get it on and have no one even notice while we are on the jumbotron! Thats talent my friend!
you mean you've never tried?

you'd be amazed the things you can get away with in public with a little care.
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:10 PM  
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you mean you've never tried?

you'd be amazed the things you can get away with in public with a little care.
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:12 PM  
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I've heard?
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:49 PM  
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Kiara giving away my secrets again!!!
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:59 PM  
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Kiara giving away my secrets again!!!
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well i hadn't said that YOU were the one who told me!!!

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Old 12-05-2006, 03:01 PM  
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I've heard?
I've heard also. There was this one time at band camp...
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