Xeather

First off, I want to thank everyone who was kind enough to have me in your guild. I truly wasn't there to turn around and report on how much you suck, but you sucked so bad that this can't be helped. I also think that deep down inside all of you know that you have no reason to be sucking this bad, and it needs to stop.

I also acknowledge 1. that I did not stay long enough to give anyone a truly fair chance and 2. I certainly was not part of the solution and 3. I sure as hell am not without my own skeletons, but I'll leave that to you all to dig up and exploit.

Let's start with Demolition, since this thread was Tristan's idea:

Demolition: You fucking suck. Aethane is a scary stalker fuck. Anyone with half a brain would be able to sense this and this is why you have all the crazy fucks in your guild. Hi Dojino. Hi Kaeireia "However the fuck you spell it" Knightly. Just a heads up hun, people don't like being threatened about flirting with your loser boyfriend in vent. I'm sorry I have a hot voice. If it makes you feel any better I weigh over 250 pounds IRL. No need to be a clingy, insecure, co-dependent bitch about things. I would have crushed your scrawny-ass meal ticket anyway, and then were would we be? (I don't know if he is scrawny for sure, but it seems right.) Oh and Jaarati... Get a fucking job and quit mooching from your woman. BTW, If you are spending $5 on a sound card then I don't want to fucking game with you anyway. Get back with me when you graduate from middle school. For fuck sake.

Suggestions for improvement: itttechnicalinstitute.com Also, consider leaving LDL and recruit from a non-RP server.

Order of the Black Mark: Well named for you are the Black Mark on the lace panties of Lucan D'Lere raiding, my friends. For a guild that claims to have no drama, you are the worst offender of being full of drama that I have EVER seen in a guild. Your healers are treated like shit, your few talented players are assholes to the guild and to the rest of the server, and everyone else in your guild is so fucking ignorant about their classes that I don't think you people could clear a plate of cheese cake with an armada of soccer moms on Prozac(R) let alone any single RoK instance. Allowing Rekip to decide who gets what loot is like allowing a Republican to decide on a health care plan for minority homosexuals. Please Rekip, let the states decide. (what do you think of my use of pop culture in my humor... cool right... ?) And Melodias... what the fuck? >>>I<<< suck as a Troub and you were making me look good. Hint: parsing consistently in the 400s at level 80 is bad. BTW, I saw your pic and you're fucking hawt.

Suggestions for improvement: Keep mooching off Strike, maybe someday some of their uberness will rub off on you.

Unsung: I was never in the guild but I did raid with them on a really bad night. To their credit I really think the AOE timers were doing some crazy shit, but I'm still going to make fun of them anyway. Starting with... Aranin, I love it when you call me a whore in world chat. It's almost as fun as wiping to Labs trash with Luna Argentum and SoV. Cnedra, put a leash on Meridian. For fuck sake. Vilthos... if you want to know secret shit about Blytz and Dorgius have the balls to ask them yourself. Don't involve me in your shit. And when someone says to you "I don't want to talk about it" that's not your cue to start playing mind games. Asshole.

Suggestion for improvement: Reboot, for fuck sake.


True Blood: I wasn't in this guild either, but I did have the chance to raid with them and play in Chardok. Mostly I'm picking on you because I'm still so fucking bitter about Defiance coming to LDL and raping the joy out of the community. No one can hang with Rocci that long and not be a serious fucked up mo-fo.

Suggestion for improvement: Volunteer your time at an abused animal shelter, odds are good the next puppy you treat will be one of Rocci's.


Strike: At first I thought it was really cool the way LDL and Strike seem to have a symbiotic relationship. It's cool that you all are so helpful, but now I think it is just keeping a lot of guilds stuck, and this makes you a bunch of fucking enablers. I think most guilds on LDL really believe that they can never clear T8, and that pisses me off.

Suggestion for improvement: Ween LDL from the overflowing tit of loot, and let them find their own way to success.

The worst, most offensive, most dangerous guild on LDL though is a tiny RP non-raiding guild called Omnium Gatherum. They are the embodiment of the very leet shitty attitude that they claim to be against. I had the misfortune of being a leader in that guild for several months. Malato is really the main ring leader, and while I am sure he has a reputation for being a nice guy, he's actually a self-righteous hypocrite who prides himself on talking shit about raid guilds.

And there are so many like him on LDL.

So this is to all you fucks out there who really believe that you are on the moral high-ground just because you don't raid. This is to all you fucks out there who stand around and cuddle with your family guild or your RP guild and really believe you are not full of the same fucked up, incompetent, morally bankrupt assholes as every other guild on every server on any MMO ever fucking played. The only difference between YOU and THEM is that the loud-mouthed ego bloated raiders get it all out in the open and then GROW UP where you fucks stay stuck.

Suggestions for improvement: Stop going to church on Sunday and make more time for raiding. Psst.. and go ahead and touch it. Baby Jesus really doesn't care.

So that's all I have to say about raiding guilds on LDL. I don't know any of the others very well, and after this post I am certain that I won't have the opportunity to do so. But that's ok. I'll still help out anyone who needs it, even if you fucking hate me.

Now... who needs an AA mirror made?

Xeather

brad9999

Try Jenny Craig - I heard they have a program you can't go wrong with. 250lbs for a female is just disgusting - ask Grave

Exeter

Good use of a wide net to maximize your flame-to-post ratio and good colour scheme. Could've used a couple of screenies to back up the text, but the content of the entry was of decent quality and read nicely.

4 starz 4 j00

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Jaraxx

Why isn't Vaginaliance included on this thread?

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Xeather

Gold's gym FTW. I'll let y'all know how that works out.

brad9999

Sounds good - I don't expect to hear back for at least a year - respectable weight would be around 130 depending on ur height.

Unfortunately bashing the top guild on the server and one of the top guilds world wide for FUCKING HELPING others - sadly there is nothing but a psychologist to assist u

Tristen

Yes demolition sucks at this point hence why i left.

as for you not my fault your the 250 pound insecure in your choices biotch....

Pick something and work on it.... like your weight...maybe a guild?

Xeather

Oh, I'm sure I missed a lot of guilds. I only know of the few I mentioned. The other guilds I joined were small RP guilds.

I forgot Marauders, but the only thing I have to say about them is that I wish JeeJee and Gortog would come back to the game.

Xea

Hoot

Entertaining read, thanks!

Karel

Xeather you were so ok back then in 2k5 when we were in Marauders...what happened to you~?

Or rather...your meds~. =/